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(2010) Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Funny story: (2010) Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Professor Hawkins has revealed that a time machine has been created by one of his Academic friends, but that it has very serious problems. He has also revealed that his friend has decided to use his time machine to go back in time to prevent the inv...

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(2009) Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Funny story: (2009) Journalists wait for first 'Google Street View divorce'

Journalists across the country are now awaiting for the first love rat to be caught by Google Street View. Images of people on the streets of Britain are being scoured for anyone involved in a romantic tryst - with the hope infidelities will be re...

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(2004) Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

Funny story: (2004) Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

It's official. The "Ben" part of the entity formerly known as "Bennifer" has moved on with his life.

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(2007) Anna Nicole Smith's Diarrhoea Sells on eBay for $512,500

Funny story: (2007) Anna Nicole Smith's Diarrhoea Sells on eBay for $512,500

Bahamas - (Ass Mess): A pile of old crap that once belonged to Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for more than half a million dollars on internet auction site eBay.

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(2008) Brown aide admits human/animal embryo plan backfired

Funny story: (2008) Brown aide admits human/animal embryo plan backfired

A senior aide to the Prime Minister admitted that his plan to shake off his dour image and prove he had a sense of humour by authorising the creation of animal-human freak creatures has backfired.

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(2009) Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark

Jack Tweed, the grieving husband of the late Jade Goody, who is facing a second jail term this week, has revealed plans to register the Jade Goody name as a trade mark with a view to living off it for the rest of his life. Tweed, who will hear on...

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(2009) War between India and Australia

Funny story: (2009) War between India and Australia

Breaking News: War between India and Australia, I mean between Indian and Australian fan has been broken out there in middle of Indian Ocean. Fans of Sachin Tendulkar and Fans of whole Australian Cricket team are up against each other with all kind o...

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(2007) UFO lands in America

Funny story: (2007) UFO lands in America

The astonishing news of a UFO landing on American soil has been confirmed by President George Bush.

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(2008) Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Funny story: (2008) Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.

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(2007) Pope converts to Islam

Funny story: (2007) Pope converts to Islam

The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...

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(2012) Kate Middleton has the painters in

Funny story: (2012) Kate Middleton has the painters in

Kate nee Middleton has got the decorators in this week, what with Aunt Flo coming to visit, she felt it was the right time of the month to put a bit of colour in the house. "Aunt Flo is quite demanding about décor," said interior decorator, Tim O'...

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(2009) Kevin's Bacon Bankrupt

Funny story: (2009) Kevin's Bacon Bankrupt

It's a rags to rags story that has left America stunned - one of it's greatest icons has admitted that he is bankrupt due to the recession that is gripping the world like a clenched fist around a teenage boys erect penis before his first wank. Ke...

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(2010) Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter

Funny story: (2010) Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter

OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and un...

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(2009) Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

Funny story: (2009) Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices

New York - (Al Qaeda? Al Schmaida! Ass Mess): George Pataki your fetid thieving lying ass is in a sling along with 9/11 World Trade Centre developers Larry Silverstein and Frank Lowy. That is the Feds' damning indictment of Ponzi scam fraudster Be...

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(2009) New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

Funny story: (2009) New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit

German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10. Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...

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(2007) Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Funny story: (2007) Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.

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(2009) Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!

Funny story: (2009) Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!

American cyclist Lance Armstrong, the only man to win the Tour de France seven times, fell off his bike today. "That's what happens when you ride bikes fast - you often fall off" said one man stating the obvious. Armstrong, son of Astronaut Ne...

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(2009) Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Funny story: (2009) Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...

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(2004) New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

Funny story: (2004) New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

Verona, Italy -- The newest Olympic sport has been announced today. Bocce ball. Yes, the Italian equivalent of lawn bowling, is coming to the...

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(2007) Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Funny story: (2007) Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal

Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.

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(2005) Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

Funny story: (2005) Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

Alaska-- Last Tuesday morning the people of Alaska voted on whether there should be drugs in their school system or not. The poll was a very close one but the "Yes" people won with 52% of the vote.

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(2009) Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued

Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued

The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody. The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - j...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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