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(2008) Brown aide admits human/animal embryo plan backfired
A senior aide to the Prime Minister admitted that his plan to shake off his dour image and prove he had a sense of humour by authorising the creation of animal-human freak creatures has backfired.
(2007) Anna Nicole Smith's Diarrhoea Sells on eBay for $512,500
Bahamas - (Ass Mess): A pile of old crap that once belonged to Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for more than half a million dollars on internet auction site eBay.
(2004) Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again
It's official. The "Ben" part of the entity formerly known as "Bennifer" has moved on with his life.
(2009) Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark
Jack Tweed, the grieving husband of the late Jade Goody, who is facing a second jail term this week, has revealed plans to register the Jade Goody name as a trade mark with a view to living off it for the rest of his life.
Tweed, who will hear on...
(2009) War between India and Australia
Breaking News: War between India and Australia, I mean between Indian and Australian fan has been broken out there in middle of Indian Ocean. Fans of Sachin Tendulkar and Fans of whole Australian Cricket team are up against each other with all kind o...
(2010) Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter
OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and un...
(2008) Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea
In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.
(2012) Eating chia seeds improved the sex life of US over 85 year-olds!
The latest health craze about to "tsunami" the shores of Britain and Europe, chia seeds, is not only good for marathon running, Iron Men, extreme mountain-biking, weight-lifting and other such sports. It enhances one's sex drive, especially in OAP's!...
(2007) Pope converts to Islam
The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...
(2012) Kate Middleton has the painters in
Kate nee Middleton has got the decorators in this week, what with Aunt Flo coming to visit, she felt it was the right time of the month to put a bit of colour in the house.
"Aunt Flo is quite demanding about décor," said interior decorator, Tim O'...
(2007) UFO lands in America
The astonishing news of a UFO landing on American soil has been confirmed by President George Bush.
(2009) Kevin's Bacon Bankrupt
It's a rags to rags story that has left America stunned - one of it's greatest icons has admitted that he is bankrupt due to the recession that is gripping the world like a clenched fist around a teenage boys erect penis before his first wank.
Ke...
(2004) Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"
IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...
(2009) New Improved German Laxative: It's Good Shit
German scientists have developed a new strain of their popular super strength laxative. Working at their top secret WASP laboratories they have improved their maximum strength x10.
Dietar Von Scheiste, the scientist in charge said "We got the idea...
(2009) Noose tightens around Madoff's 9/11 World Trade Center scam accomplices
New York - (Al Qaeda? Al Schmaida! Ass Mess): George Pataki your fetid thieving lying ass is in a sling along with 9/11 World Trade Centre developers Larry Silverstein and Frank Lowy.
That is the Feds' damning indictment of Ponzi scam fraudster Be...
(2007) Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball
Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.
(2004) New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008
Verona, Italy --
The newest Olympic sport has been announced today. Bocce ball. Yes, the Italian equivalent of lawn bowling, is coming to the...
(2009) Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!
Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...
(2009) Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!
American cyclist Lance Armstrong, the only man to win the Tour de France seven times, fell off his bike today.
"That's what happens when you ride bikes fast - you often fall off" said one man stating the obvious.
Armstrong, son of Astronaut Ne...
(2009) Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times
As families strain to meet the mortgage, pay the rent and furnish meals for the table, the Food Channel has been practically obsessing over the cheapest most fun meals since breast feeding. In better times, countless shows featured a variety of great...
(2007) Wayne Rooney Teenage Mutant Ninja Metatarsal
Wayne Rooney, it has been revealed today, recovered from his metatarsal injury more quickly than was expected, because he had the toe removed, and replaced by a spare finger he had.
(2009) Jade Goody Commemorative Coin To Be Issued
The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody.
The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - j...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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