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(2007) FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.Read full story
(2007) It's official: masturbation is gay
At a recent American Psychological Association convention, one seminar packed in more shrinks than all the others combined: Pleasuring Oneself in Today's Society.Read full story
(2010) Red Arrows Crash Theory
An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit. Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...Read full story
(2010) Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"
After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...Read full story
(2005) Charles names Royal Wedding A-List
Clarence House, London; Wednesday 23 March(Associated Mess) - Prince Charles's household has named a glittering array of Global Peace Process luminaries who will be officiating at his forthcoming nuptuals to Camilla Nosy Parker at Slough Cremato...Read full story
(2013) Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful
Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...Read full story
(2009) New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt
ST MORITZ Switzerland, - UPDATE - Die neue Währung auf Hitlers Geburtstag bekannt gegeben wird die Ware Kokain, die derzeit ermöglicht der Welt-Banking-Systeme gesichert werden. Nach meiner Quelle, kanadische Noball-Preis der Wiener Professo...Read full story
(2007) Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.
Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.Read full story
(2012) Eating chia seeds improved the sex life of US over 85 year-olds!
The latest health craze about to "tsunami" the shores of Britain and Europe, chia seeds, is not only good for marathon running, Iron Men, extreme mountain-biking, weight-lifting and other such sports. It enhances one's sex drive, especially in OAP's!...Read full story
(2007) Anna Nicole and 2Pac Seen In Amsterdam
(Assassinated Press) More than 20 male eyewitnesses, almost half of them sober, reported to have seen the late Anna Nicole Smith and even later, Tupac Shukar in an Amsterdam coffeehouse together last Wednesday night.Read full story
(2008) Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!
Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.Read full story
(2011) Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'
Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor died early this morning at the Seedy-Sinai...Read full story
(2008) Dian Fossey and Jane Goodall Once in Love Triangle
Dian Fossey studied gorilla activities in Africa and was murdered in 1985 for her efforts to protect gorilla populations. Jane Goodall has studied chimpanzee populations and groups since the 1960s in the African wild. This publication has just lear...Read full story
(2007) Gringo McCartney and Haley Mills name their solicitors
The worlds longest lasting marriage in show biz moves nearer to the divorce court today with both sides naming their legal representatives.Read full story
(2007) Fasting American Idol Fans Starve For Sanjaya While Others Still Search Internet for Antonella Pictures
Sanjaya, the much maligned American Idol contestant, is now the subject of two different fasts. One group of teenage girls has vowed to starve themselves until the would be singer is voted off of the show. Another group has vowed that they will sta...Read full story
(2004) Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"
IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...Read full story
(2008) Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote
Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.Read full story
(2007) NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research
NASA scientist and Global Warming alarmist Dr. James E. Hansen shocked the Republican members of the Senate Environment and Pubic Works Committee, chaired by Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat: Peoples Republic of California), by admitting that all of...Read full story
(2007) MySpace Enters the Presidential Race
In an effort to get involved with the 2008 Presidential Race, MySpace is featuring presidential candidates on its portal, terming it "The Impact Channel."...Read full story
(2005) "Odd Couple" Testifies In Michael Jackson trial
It may seem the Michael Jackson trial is getting weirder and weirder each time he enters court. Now, both Jackson and his teenage accuser have gone to the extremes in search for witnesses. A very odd couple have decided to testify for each. Turns...Read full story
(2010) Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...Read full story
(2010) Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins
Professor Hawkins has revealed that a time machine has been created by one of his Academic friends, but that it has very serious problems. He has also revealed that his friend has decided to use his time machine to go back in time to prevent the inv...Read full story