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(2009) ADHD condition cured for British children
Children with severe ADHD have been cured in the world's first successful treatment for the potentially irritating disorder, doctors have announced.
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and attention deficit disorder (ADD) refer to a ra...
(2008) Burrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner
London - (DUI Mess): Former royal stand-up comedian and sometime official crack-dealer to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has been recalled by Lord Justice Scott Baker to head the inquest's official Royal Variety Show performance of characters.
(2008) 21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch
London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...
(2008) Writers Strike, Writers Block, Whatever Next?
You thought that the Hollywood writers had gotten over their huff about DVD's et cetera, and were beginning to get going on what they do best, that is, make quick, thousand pound animations about talking animals for a huge profit... But you were...
(2007) Crazy Bush Reveals Weapons Of Mass Extinction
Military scientists in the US have made a major technological and biological breakthrough in the campaign against terror. Genetic experts have managed to regenerate near-extinct and long-dead creatures, modifying them so that they can be used to the...
(2010) Cheryl Cole to take up singing
Scientists have discovered that singing may be able to help stroke victims regain the ability to speak again by rewiring the brain.
This revolutionary idea has inspired Geordie cage fighter, Cheryl Cole, to give up miming all her classic hits and...
(2008) Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates
Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...
(2007) British Commanders Iraq Strategy: Coitus Interruptus
Call it "coitus interruptus", "withdrawal", "pulling out" or "goin' home to mama", that's the UK commanders answer to Basra Bomb Bingo.
(2010) SuBo fanatic has plastic surgery
A Canadian Susan Boyle fanatic has had plastic surgery to look like Piers Morgan. The unnamed man, known only as 'William The Dangler', said "It was the only way I'd be in with a chance. We all know she's secretly in love with Piers Morgan. Now she c...
(2009) The Germans - Are They Getting Stroppy Again?
Westminster - Rumblings in the corridors of power today following German MEP Ludwig Von Scheissenhauser's controversial address to the European Parliament yesterday when he stated that:
"Ze reason for ze economic downturn in Der Fatherland can, an...
(2007) Marks and Spencer Introduce Pre- digested Range
In 1884 Michael Marks formed a partnership with Tom Spencer. It would have been impossible for the two to have predicted how the next hundred years would shape their legacy. Having successfully negotiated wartime rationing and subsequent domestic dep...
(2010) SuBo fanatics to monitor her around-the-clock
Rabid Susan Boyle fanatics will soon have their dreams come true. After a number of incidents with stalkers and burglars, SuBo's team have decided to install a network of cameras at her Scottish home. To the delight of SuBo fanatics around the world,...
(2007) Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears
Rotherham United manager Alan Knill was said to be 'extremely pleased' with the loan signing of former rapper Snoop Dogg.
(2007) Charles demands one of Saddam's palaces for Harry
Clarenece House - (Rotters): Aides working for the Pretender to the Throne have confirmed today that Charles has demanded that Harry is given one of Saddam's former palaces when he starts his work experience tour of Baghdad next month.
(2007) Irish boy-band 'The Bee-Geesus' storm British charts with Britney Spears cover
Move over Take That! Feck off Westlife! There's a new group in town and they're taking the British pop scene by storm.
(2010) RBS CEO In Bonus Replacement Rumour
Stephen Hester, CEO of the Royal Bank of Scotland, has recently hit the headlines by announcing that he is giving up his £1.6m bonus for 2009.
However, it came to my attention that he didn't mention that he might be replacing it with something no...
(2010) Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!
Concerned about a rising death toll resulting from choking on some popular snacks, most notably Wieners, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, got out in front of the issue with some controversial ads to help combat the problem which many say is...
(2010) Carlos Tevez spotting on the rise
As Manchester City's form continues to plummet, a desperate Roberto Mancini has pleaded for help from the public to be on the lookout for his AWOL striker, Carlos Tevez.
Luckily for him, the public have responded with comments on the website he ha...
(2007) New ASDA Maternity Units Help Deliver 8,000 New Babies In 2007
ASDA are to deliver 8,000 news babies by installing a minimum of 18 new maternity units across the UK this year, the store announced today. In addition, it is to carry out improvements to 14 of its existing stores and roll out the successful crèche f...
(2007) Britney Spears Staggers Out Of Clinic To Get A Drink
Britney Spears has checked out of her Malibu Rehabilitation Clinic after just one day.
(2010) Mystery Billionaire in plan to buy Rangers
The pipedream of financially stricken Rangers being owned by its loyal and dignified supporters moved closer after a Scottish expatriate multi billionaire last night announced plans to buy out the Ibrox club from Moonbeams International Holdings.
(2009) 'I'm only 14', Barack Obama admits
The new American President, Barack Obama, today admitted that he wasn't an adult, but was actually a 14 year-old boy.
'Yes sir, it's true', he said, 'I managed to keep the adult act up for two years, but now I'm elected I've had to go back to bein...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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