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(2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo
Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.
(2009) Politically correct language is environmentally destructive
Due to a spate of boring publicity regarding Prince Harry, Carol Thatcher, Jonathon Ross and others using racist language, British journalists have declared their reticence to quote celebrities.
The British Legion Of Writers Just Out of Brighton (...
(2012) Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.
Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away.
And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...
(2013) Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins
If Norman Bates had something to prove, he did it cleanly in the shower.
If Red Sox reliever Daniel Bard has anything to prove, he needs to clean up the mess after coming out of the bullpen.
Bardo, as his catcher calls him, made a start on reha...
(2008) Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless
In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.
(2004) FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure
The old "Rush Hour Road Rage" may no longer be an excuse for road-weary travelers. Today, the FDA will view and test a new drug that could end road rage. The drug, a combination of several popular anti- depresants, and an alcohol based drug...
(2007) Burma's Generals may release Aung San Suu Kyi
Rangoon- Today in the humid tropicality of the Burmese capital, a heavily perspiring military official from the ruling junta's ministry of readily prepared information announced to waiting journalists that following talks with leaders of the Burm...
(2008) Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours
New York - Superstar singer/actress Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning, a boy and a girl who are destined to be more powerful, successful and just plain better than your kids will ever be.
(2007) Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid
Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...
(2008) Bruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag
Bruce Forsyth, the oldest celebrity in Great Britain, is today at the centre of a huge row after a knees-up to mark the huge-chinned presenter's 100th birthday, had to be cancelled at the elevent...
(2007) Doctor Who Casting Update - Joan Sims is the Master!
After hours of speculation, the identity of Doctor Who's arch Nemesis, the Master can now be exclusively revealed.
(2010) USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers
Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game.
The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...
(2008) OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall
Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as a horribly amateurish clay p...
(2009) Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank
In what can only be described as a major surprise to Wall Street the President has appointed his Uncle Rasmus to head the Federal Bank.
When questioned by Reporters regarding his Uncle's ability to deal with Financial Institutions and the major b...
(2007) Britney's Rehab Rehab
Britney Spears is back in rehab to treat her new-found addiction to rehab clinics. She has been in five different ones in the last year and still shows no sign of improvement.
(2007) Prince Harry may not serve in Iraq
Prince Harry's regiment is to be sent to Iraq for a six-month tour of duty, defence officials have confirmed but the boy Prince could be left at home.
(2010) Toyota Now To Recall Ceiling Fans!
After receiving over one hundred complaints, Toyota is having to announce still another recall, this time of their ceiling fans.
"I love my ceiling fan as it can provide a gentle breeze in the summer with the air conditioner on low. It's simply pe...
(2007) True Lice: satirical website The Spoof! spoofs major UK tabloids
London - (Riotous): Two British national tabloid newspapers have been spoofed by satirical website The Spoof! after running a major news item about beleagured pop singer Britney Spears shaving her head because "she thought lice were eating her...
(2008) NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee
Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...
(2008) Global Warming Wins Denial Award
The American Academy for the Denial of Reality has awarded Global Warming its 2010 Denial Awards ("Denny's").
"Competition was intense," said AADR spokesman Roger Clemens. "Evolution Denial put for its usual strong effort but fell short when the s...
(2009) Ex-Pres Bush Accepts Job As Hardware Store Greeter
Dallas, Texas - Ex-President George W. Bush today accepted a job offer as a greeter at Elliot's Hardware and Farm Supply Store in Dallas. Mr. Bush was "Happy and relieved" to have found employment so quickly after having ended his two term stint...
(2011) George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin to Slap Him
For everything Kate Gosselin isn't, i.e. dancer, actress, balanced, she is a ratings draw. As one producer of TLC said when describing Gosselin, "she's like watching a human train wreck. You just can't turn away no matter how awful it is."
When G...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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