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(2011) Internet gaming replaces HIV as No. 1 killer of young males!
After the recent death of a Chinese man who had "gamed" himself to death after a three day session without food or drink it seems that internet gaming has replaced HIV as the world's most upcoming serious serial killer of young males, especially in A...Read full story
(2007) New Fox Reality Series Will Let Judges Compete to Get Their Own TV Show
HOLLYWOOD - Judge Larry Seidlin, the Broward Circuit Court judge who has turned the fight over the late Anna Nicole Smith's body into his personal 15 minutes of stardom, just may have his shot at celebrity yet.Read full story
(2009) Jamaica Forbids Sex, Violence, Rapes In Movies, OK If Used In Religion
Jamaican regulators say they are forbidding all explicit references to sex and violence over the airwaves because it is "troubling our youth." The new rules from the island's broadcast commission ban any song or music video that depicts sexual act...Read full story
(2008) Barack Obama Exposed as a White Man
Houston, TX. - A simple rain shower. That's all it took to end a 46 year masquerade, the political career of Senator Barack Obama, and his hopes of becoming America's first black President.Read full story
(2009) NYC Police Arrest Naked Gyrating Man
Police in New York City got to the bottom of several 9-1-1 calls about a man running "wildly" near East Jersey Avenue and Jefferson Street, minus his clothes and carrying a huge sausage believed to have been stolen. The incident revealed itself wh...Read full story
(2011) Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!
News out of Hollywood and Washington is that a new dollar bill that will feature sexy actress Megan Fox will replace the one with George Washington until the United States debt can be paid. "With the US dollar getting lower by the day and the US g...Read full story
(2007) Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody Takes A Bath, Sinks Holland
Much of what is known as 'Holland' is under three metres of water this morning, as a result of the worst flooding ever seen in this part of Europe.Read full story
(2005) Hilton Hacked, Thompson Commits Suicide
ASPEN - Unable to bear the ignominy of seeing his private telephone number and e-mail address, which he had given to Paris Hilton last year, posted all over the Web, gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson fatally shot himself at his Colorado home on Sun...Read full story
(2011) Colonel Gaddafi denies anything is happening in Libya
Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, esrtwhile Libyan leader and lunatic in residence in the country has flatly denied anything is happening in Libya at the moment. Dressed in an outfit donated to him by Dame Edna Everage on a recent royal visit, and sitting...Read full story
(2007) 8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student
Westport, OH: To the shock of the Westport Middle school, 15 year old Richard Moir has outsourced nearly 50% of his bully activities to Srinath Venkatasendhilaramanipillai, an exchange student from Coimbatore, India. Although he was at first reluctan...Read full story
(2011) Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story
Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...Read full story
(2004) Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!
The Vatican- Pope John Paul II today made Pop star and accused child molester, Michael Jackson an Honorary Priest.Read full story
(2007) Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan's gaping vagina
Seven Canadian midgets have been discovered attempting to smuggle themselves into the USA. They were found inside Lindsay Lohan as she walked through a dwarf scanner at the airport, on her way back from a week's holiday in Vancouver.Read full story
(2004) Number Of Electronic Devices That Actually Work Correctly On The Rise
A survey released by the World Trade Organization reveals that as many as 44% of electronic devices worldwide actually worked correctly last year, an increase from 39% the year prior.Read full story
(2007) Britney Spears Shaves Off the Rest of Her!
From tattoos to baldness to skinning alive, Ms Spears has done it all this week. Sources close to the princess of pathology explains it this way:...Read full story
(2008) Former royal bum-bandit behind Charles' crack-dealing Carribean cruise
Clarence House - (Proctologists' Nightmare Mess): Former royal bum-bandit and official toothpaste squeezer in waiting to the Pretender to the Throne Michael Fawcett is the eminence grise behind Charles and Camilla's forthcoming plann...Read full story
(2010) SuBo Bro desperate for attention
Gerry Boyle, brother of world renowned singer Susan Boyle, recently made several efforts to keep his name within the circle of his sister's limelight. In a recent interview, Gerry Boyle claimed that his sister's true dream is not to sing for world...Read full story
(2006) The Licence Fee
NEW YORK (AP) - "We, at the New York Times, believe that the time is right for the introduction of a licence fee to support our continuing activities," remarked Janet L. Robinson, President and Chief Executive Officer, of the prominent...Read full story
(2009) Hull City Midfielder Jimmy Bullard To Become New Six Million Dollar Man
Hull City midfielder Jimmy Bullard, out for the rest of the season after an operation to repair a torn cartilage, is to undergo bionic surgery of the kind given to the legendary 1970s TV cult hero Steve Austin in the Six Million Dollar Man. Bullar...Read full story
(2008) US to outsource future satellite destruction to China
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon today announced that it will be outsourcing future satellite destruction to China, after evaluating the costs of Wednesday's shootdown of a crippled reconnaissance satellite.Read full story
(2009) Jack Nicholson Sits in For Ailing Presidential Spokesman Gibbs: Shit Hits the Fan!
Washington,DC/ Meet the Press and Die Laughing! - The air turned blue today as Hollywood Icon Jack Nicholson filled in for Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs who was having a panic attack, as well as suffering from a severe case of diarrhea, and fac...Read full story
(2007) Amaechi Shouts, "Stop the Press. I'm Not Gay - Just Really, Really Happy"
London - On the eve of his autobiographical release "Man in the Middle," former professional basketball player, John Amaechi called an urgent press conference to make an announcement regarding the allegations made about his homosexuality.Read full story