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Funny story:  (2008) Milk Stolen From Doorstep

(2008) Milk Stolen From Doorstep

Callous thieves are thought to be behind the callous theft of three bottles of milk which were taken from an old lady's doorstep in Ipswich, say Suffolk police.
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Funny story:  (2008) Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

(2008) Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Fresh on the heels of the Pet store customer who tried to smuggle a snake in her hot pants, an Eugene, OR pet store owner was bitten and thrown to the floor by a 12 foot Burmese python.
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Funny story:  (2010) Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

(2010) Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
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Funny story:  (2007) Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

(2007) Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.
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Funny story:  (2008) New Big Boat Launched

(2008) New Big Boat Launched

The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...
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Funny story:  (2009) Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

(2009) Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

In the anticipation of a rise in temperatures brought on by global warming, Canadians are being urged by their federal government to stockpile snow. Alex Isbister, Canadian federal Minister of Environment, broadcast his 'snow collecting protocol'...
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Funny story:  (2009) Rectal implants for Stallone

(2009) Rectal implants for Stallone

E-by-gum! news has revealed that A-list celebrities who refuse to appear with Ryan Seacrust on interviews will be tagged with fish-shaped "hypno chips" which insert directly into the rectum. An alarmed Piff Doddy exclaimed that such a bold move i...
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Funny story:  (2008) Tube Comedy Deemed Offensive

(2008) Tube Comedy Deemed Offensive

A new comedy film due to be released about deaths in Britain's Tube stations has been deemed offensive by the National Transport Union.
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Funny story:  (2009) Gordon Ramsay 'shames' restaurant owner and staff to death!

(2009) Gordon Ramsay 'shames' restaurant owner and staff to death!

Craggy-faced filthy-mouthed Ramsay, 90 shamed a New York restaurant owner to death in his latest series of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" The struggling Bolivian restaurant owner approached Ramsay's program as the business was $1.50 in debt. Ram...
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Funny story:  (2009) F1: Red Bull Racing in Banned Substance Probe

(2009) F1: Red Bull Racing in Banned Substance Probe

Following their stunning 1-2 victory in the Chinese Grand Prix last weekend, the Red Bull F1 team are to be investigated over allegations that they used a performance-enhancing substance. Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel won the rain-soaked race, with...
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Funny story:  (2007) Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

(2007) Exams are Getting Easier due to Massacres

A four year report today concluded that exams are in fact getting easier. Today, students with lower IQs can expect to get higher grades in GCSEs, AS levels and A levels than 40 years ago.
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Funny story:  (2009) Alistair Darling's Budget 2009 leaked

(2009) Alistair Darling's Budget 2009 leaked

On Wednesday 22 April, the Chancellor Alistair Darling will present his second Budget amid grim economic news. We take a look at the main elements that are to be included in this year's budget, and what has already been announced in the pre-Budget...
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Funny story:  (2009) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed waterboarded 183 times in a single month; Sets new World Record

(2009) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed waterboarded 183 times in a single month; Sets new World Record

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding. Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...
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Funny story:  (2004) George W. Bush makes concessions to keep U.K. troops in Iraq.

(2004) George W. Bush makes concessions to keep U.K. troops in Iraq.

After lengthy negotiations between the two countries leaders, Bush has agreed to ask for U.N. sanctions against the state of Massachusetts and if necessary lead a peace keeping force in the invasion and occupation of Boston.
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Funny story:  (2009) First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

(2009) First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done. The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...
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Funny story:  (2008) Muslims want to change time

(2008) Muslims want to change time

A call was made at a conference held in Qatar, by Muslim scientists and clerics to adopt Mecca time to replace GMT although it will still be called GMT, the meaning will be different; no more Greenwich Mean...
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Funny story:  (2010) England named least Patriotic country in Europe

(2010) England named least Patriotic country in Europe

A recent survey shows that only one in three people know when St Georges Day is. Maybe They should ask Cameron, Brown, & Clegg only one is bound to know. The survey also discovered that England is the least patriotic country in Europe which is a...
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Funny story:  (2008) Shadows Are Terror Threat, Chertoff Announces

(2008) Shadows Are Terror Threat, Chertoff Announces

WASHINGTON - Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has announced plans to use spy satellites, drone aircraft, and surveillance cameras to track the movements and activities of anyone who casts a shadow.
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Funny story:  (2010) Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

(2010) Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every China Town from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the "gullible and boastfu...
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Funny story:  (2009) Six Million Dollar Man Denied Bail Out Money

(2009) Six Million Dollar Man Denied Bail Out Money

Steve Austin, the retired astronaut and government agent who was the first man outfitted with "bionic" limbs, has been denied any "tune-up" funds in the now multi-trillion dollar bailout. In the crash of an experimental vehicle in 1974, Colonel Aust...
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Funny story:  (2006) King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

(2006) King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

Houston, TX - Declaring "It's a jungle in there," King Kong, CPA, stormed out of a Houston courtroom and held a press conference on the courthouse steps. Chiding his fellow accountants for their misdeeds and lack of ethics, he announce...
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Funny story:  (2008) Butlins Cocaine Confusion

(2008) Butlins Cocaine Confusion

Butlins claims to have 'excited' customers booking up for the summer season by announcing they will not be filling their swimming pools with any water.
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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