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(2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Funny story: (2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat squeezed in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's gash - whose claim to fame is appearing as a bucket of ten day old pig grease in a filthy Mexican restaurant on 'Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Ni...

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(2004) Europe to Eurabia: Transgender Belly Dancing Still OK

Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.

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(2009) F1: Red Bull Racing in Banned Substance Probe

Following their stunning 1-2 victory in the Chinese Grand Prix last weekend, the Red Bull F1 team are to be investigated over allegations that they used a performance-enhancing substance. Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel won the rain-soaked race, with...

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(2009) President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

Funny story: (2009) President Obama Won't Let Malia and Sasha Use Amy Carter's Treehouse

In the late 1970's, while Jimmy Carter was President of the United States, he had a treehouse built in the trees of the White House lawns for his daughter Amy. While the treehouse was not used in the Reagan, Bush senior, or Clinton administrations,...

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(2008) Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

Funny story: (2008) Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

Fat and useless MP John Prescott's risible claims to have suffered from bulimia, have been revealed to be a cynical ploy to publicize his latest slimming book entitled Eat Yourself Thin The Prescott Way it has been revealed tonight. Prescott's die...

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(2007) Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

Funny story: (2007) Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

Since the Supreme Court's ruling to uphold the Federal Abortion Ban, President Bush told his daughters in a heart-to-heart conference call that now is the time to have unprotected sex.

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(2010) Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

Funny story: (2010) Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every China Town from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the "gullible and boastfu...

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(2008) Milk Stolen From Doorstep

Funny story: (2008) Milk Stolen From Doorstep

Callous thieves are thought to be behind the callous theft of three bottles of milk which were taken from an old lady's doorstep in Ipswich, say Suffolk police.

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(2011) Fergie To Eclipse Real Madrid By Dropping Premiership Trophy Under A Tank

Funny story: (2011) Fergie To Eclipse Real Madrid By Dropping Premiership Trophy Under A Tank

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson has vowed to go one better than Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid by dropping the Premiership trophy under the tracks of a Challenger tank, should United fend off late title charges from rivals Chelsea and Arsenal.

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(2007) Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

Funny story: (2007) Dr Sanjay Gupta Finds Answer to Fountain of Youth

The CNN Chief Medical correspondent has a apparently found the fountain of youth. In his waste of time documentary, Gupta found a way to prevent ageing. This explains the longevity of certain CNN journalists who seem to defy death and age: Larry King...

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(2009) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed waterboarded 183 times in a single month; Sets new World Record

Funny story: (2009) Khalid Sheikh Mohammed waterboarded 183 times in a single month; Sets new World Record

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding. Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...

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(2009) Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

Funny story: (2009) Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

In the anticipation of a rise in temperatures brought on by global warming, Canadians are being urged by their federal government to stockpile snow. Alex Isbister, Canadian federal Minister of Environment, broadcast his 'snow collecting protocol'...

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(2009) Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Funny story: (2009) Manchester United player to appear in TV's Rogue Traders

Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov is appearing in BBC television program "Rogue Traders" tonight at eight thirty. Berbatov was followed for over two weeks by the shows presenters Matt Allwright an investigative journalist, and his side-kick,...

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(2008) Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Funny story: (2008) Python Bites Hand that Feeds It!

Fresh on the heels of the Pet store customer who tried to smuggle a snake in her hot pants, an Eugene, OR pet store owner was bitten and thrown to the floor by a 12 foot Burmese python.

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(2009) Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

Funny story: (2009) Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...

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(2009) Rectal implants for Stallone

Funny story: (2009) Rectal implants for Stallone

E-by-gum! news has revealed that A-list celebrities who refuse to appear with Ryan Seacrust on interviews will be tagged with fish-shaped "hypno chips" which insert directly into the rectum. An alarmed Piff Doddy exclaimed that such a bold move i...

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(2008) Four out of Five Americans Can't Find "Munchkinland" on Map

Funny story: (2008) Four out of Five Americans Can't Find "Munchkinland" on Map

A recent survey conducted by Marist College found that four out of five Americans cannot find Munchkinland on a map of the United States. While most Americans could find Kansas and Nebraska, the inability to find Munchkinland has made Americans the...

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(2008) Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

Funny story: (2008) Blindfold and pin to replace DNA testing in Matthews case

In a move sure to cause controversy, the team heading up the continuing Shannon Matthews case have confirmed they are to dispense with costly and time-consuming DNA testing in order to identify members of Shannon's extended family, electing inste...

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(2004) George W. Bush makes concessions to keep U.K. troops in Iraq.

Funny story: (2004) George W. Bush makes concessions to keep U.K. troops in Iraq.

After lengthy negotiations between the two countries leaders, Bush has agreed to ask for U.N. sanctions against the state of Massachusetts and if necessary lead a peace keeping force in the invasion and occupation of Boston.

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(2010) Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Funny story: (2010) Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...

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(2008) New Big Boat Launched

Funny story: (2008) New Big Boat Launched

The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...

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(2009) Gordon Ramsay 'shames' restaurant owner and staff to death!

Funny story: (2009) Gordon Ramsay 'shames' restaurant owner and staff to death!

Craggy-faced filthy-mouthed Ramsay, 90 shamed a New York restaurant owner to death in his latest series of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" The struggling Bolivian restaurant owner approached Ramsay's program as the business was $1.50 in debt. Ram...

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