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(2007) Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

Funny story: (2007) Sir Elton John Picked to Perform at Blair/Bush Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.

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(2009) Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Funny story: (2009) Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...

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(2007) Charles vs Cena set for Raw

Funny story: (2007) Charles vs Cena set for Raw

WWE today confirmed that Champion John Cena will defend his WWE championship against Prince Charles when raw hits the UK on Monday.

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(2010) Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Funny story: (2010) Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Recent revelations seem to confirm that Sarah Palin now considers herself to be the hand of God in America. Reports of her belief that she was doing God's will in Alaskan politics has now been outdone by alleged comments made at the end of last...

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(2005) Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child

MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...

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(2008) Polygamist Temple Beds "Used for Sex With Rich Republicans"

SAN ANGELO, Texas (FMLiveWire) -- Hundreds of children who were taken from the polygamist cult ranch here by Texas child welfare authorities will remain in state custody, a judge ruled after learning they were bred to have sex with rich Republicans.

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(2005) Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

Funny story: (2005) Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

SantaMonicaLewinski, California; Thursday 21 April - (Rioters) Department of Homeland Insecurity investigators finally caught up with the world's ultimate chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today after US coast to coast allegations were publish...

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(2007) Victoria's Secret Revealed

Funny story: (2007) Victoria's Secret Revealed

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...

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(2007) Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

Funny story: (2007) Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...

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(2009) Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Funny story: (2009) Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff has quit his position in the White House and has joined the father/son team from Britain's Got Talent; the Stavros Flatley Dancers. Emanuel is actually a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet and the Sarah...

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(2009) British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

Funny story: (2009) British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

Today, the British Rugby Association announced the squad which will face South Africa later in the summer. There was a number of surprises within the squad however. Causing a number of eyebrows to be raised was the inclusion of both Barry and...

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(2007) Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Funny story: (2007) Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Billionaire space tourist Chuck Simon and two crew from the Pan-International Space Station (PISS) have safely returned to Earth.

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(2008) Feds probe Charles Manson/ Warren Jeffs carnage links

Funny story: (2008) Feds probe Charles Manson/ Warren Jeffs carnage links

Death Valley - (Rotters): FBI agents are ready to start excavating four potential burial sites at Charles Manson's former Helter Skelter Ranch in Death Valley.

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(2007) Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Funny story: (2007) Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.

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(2007) Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

Funny story: (2007) Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.

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(2008) Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

Funny story: (2008) Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

In a twist worthy of any film classic, Harry Potter's mystery Aussie girl revealed today "I'm really a man".

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(2008) OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

Funny story: (2008) OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

Vienna, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An emergency session of the OPEC ruling council has debated the wholesale marketing of underage females to offset the rocketing price of crude which is nudging $120 a-barrel today.

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(2005) Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...

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(2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Funny story: (2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat squeezed in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's gash - whose claim to fame is appearing as a bucket of ten day old pig grease in a filthy Mexican restaurant on 'Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Ni...

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(2009) Valerie Bertinelli Loses 80 Pounds, Recommends Hog Balls!

Funny story: (2009) Valerie Bertinelli Loses 80 Pounds, Recommends Hog Balls!

Former child actress Valerie Bertinelli of "One Day At A Time" fame has lost over 80 pounds to grace the cover of People Magazine this past week. How did the now 48 year-old Flubber Mother get back into a bikini without cutting off all circulation an...

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(2014) Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

Funny story: (2014) Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

London (Game Nerd's Quarterly) - Anyone who is knowledgeable about the world of mobile applications knows that 'Candy Crush Saga' (developed by King Entertainment plc.) is a phenomenon. The game has nearly 750,000,000 downloads. However, the apparent...

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(2004) Europe to Eurabia: Transgender Belly Dancing Still OK

Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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