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(2008) Britney Spears to Star in New Woody Allen Movie
Former actress and pop singer Britney Spears will attempt to revive her career when she appears as Woody Allen's love interest in his newest film, "Pomp and Curcumcision." The actor/director is famous for casting younger women as his love intere...Read full story
(2014) Lego Couple Seperate
A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...Read full story
(2007) Mel Gibson to Counsel Alec Baldwin, "What Women Want"
(Hollyweird) -- Actor, Director, & Recovering Anti-semite Mel Gibson is reportedly meeting in seclusion this weekend with Actor & F.A.G. Father of the Year Alec Baldwin to counsel the star of TV's 30 Rock, Scorcese's The Departed, and daughte...Read full story
(2005) Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope
The world's one billion Roman Catholics this week congregated on the streets of the Vatican City to celebrate the appointment of former Battlestar Galactica actor Dirk Benedict as their new spiritual leader.Read full story
(2008) Snow White Arrested in Texas
Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.Read full story
(2008) Vagina Breakfast Platter?
A Stoke woman has hit the big time after deciding to serve breakfast from her vagina.Read full story
(2014) Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support
A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...Read full story
(2011) Black pudding is new super-food!
The centuries-old breakfast favourite, Black Pudding, has been rated as a super-food by leading top nutritionists at the Didcott Food and Drink Research Laboratories. A report reveals that black pudding has now joined the ranks of super-healthy fo...Read full story
(2009) Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!
It's been a long and gruelling season for Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, but the pressure on the Scot finally seems to have taken its toll, if a new video circulating the internet is to be believed. For Sir Alex, whose team are favou...Read full story
(2007) Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks
Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter yesterday for his telephone message where he referred to her as a pig. He was so distraught by his words and his anger that he felt he had to make it up to the eleven year old.Read full story
(2008) Polygamist Wife Denies Larry King Wedding Proposal
Los Angeles-A polygamist wife interviewed April 16 on CNN's "Larry King Live" has denied a story that the 74 year-old talk host pleaded with her to fly to Las Vegas to wed.Read full story
(2007) Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-royal wannabe Kate Middleton is to audition for the remake of the 1915 American silent short film A Woman Scorned in what has been billed as a £5 million movie contract brokered by connections of Quentin Tarrantino.Read full story
(2011) Obama extends NASA powers over 'Tracy Island' UFO command HQ cover-up
Alaska - An executive order first signed by LBJ has seen US military documents about Alaska's Mount Hayes ringfenced for another 100 years it was reported this week. President Obama extended a NASA cover-up over the 8,000ft peak amid mounting Pent...Read full story
(2009) Liverpool vs Arsenal results in 4-4 Goal-fest as both managers play with no Goalie
Both Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger threw caution to the wind as they aimed to win last night's Premiership clash between Liverpool FC and Arsenal. For the first time in the Premiership, both sides opted to play with no Goalkeeper, allowing them t...Read full story
(2007) Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe
Kingston, Jamaica - (Ass Mess): World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz has emerged as the prime suspect in the murder enquiry into Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer's death.Read full story
(2009) Susan Boyle to sing 'Sex Pistols' medley in her bra and panties on 'Britain's got Talent!'
Susan Boyle will be performing a medley of Sex Pistols songs in her bra and big panties (drawers) in the next round of BGT. In a bid to keep the audiences interested, the Scottish song-bird will be demonstrating her amazing vocal range, by singin...Read full story
(2008) Heiress Paris Hilton to start Children's Book line
LOS ANGELES, CA - Heiress Paris Hilton has more on her mind than just fashion. The hotel chain princess has decided to start her own series of children's books.Read full story
(2008) High School Musical Star Ashley Tisdale: Going overboard?
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a recent dream I had, Ashley Tisdale, got some surgery for her deviated septum, also correcting that adorable bump in her nose. Her fans were devastated of course, but Ashley was not. "Ashley loved her new nose," says a friend...Read full story
(2007) Baby Boxing Slags Unrepentant
Four boxing promoters from Plymouth have been told to clean up their act or face having their licence revoked.Read full story
(2010) Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"
Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene. He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since. Disgusted followers of...Read full story
(2014) Match.com Profile All Lies
According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...Read full story