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(2010) Michael Vick Named Pet Store NFL Player Of The Week.

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Eagles QB Michael Vick has been named the National Pet Store (NPS) NFL player of the week, after his brilliant 6-touchdown performance against the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football. Sanitized for your protection... Thank goodness, gent...

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(2006) There's No Pleasing Some People - It's Official

Funny story: (2006) There's No Pleasing Some People - It's Official

Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.

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(2007) Google News steps up 'War on Spoof'

Funny story: (2007) Google News steps up 'War on Spoof'

The Spoof goes underground - At 2:30am yesterday, The Spoof`s offices were raided by Google shock troops and its servers confiscated in the ongoing 'War on Spoof'. The scene was horrific: pages upon pages of...

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(2010) Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Funny story: (2010) Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...

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(2010) New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

Funny story: (2010) New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a camera that can see directly into your soul. The camera, developed by a team of twelve students, can see into your deepest desires, your wants, and can help u...

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(2006) Satanic Messages In Children's Song

Funny story: (2006) Satanic Messages In Children's Song

Children's favourite song from the sixties "Right Said Fred" by comedy legend Bernard Cribbins, is today at the centre of a storm.

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(2010) Pope lifts ban on condoms

Funny story: (2010) Pope lifts ban on condoms

Pope Benedict, in his wisdom, has lifted the Catholic Church's ban on condoms. Many Catholics praise his wisdom. Many 'lapsed Catholics' are rushing back to their churches in droves. Many non-Catholics, even atheists, are converting to Catholicism...

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(2008) Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Funny story: (2008) Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister. The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence...

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(2010) Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

Funny story: (2010) Study: Low Pay Reason For Poverty

NEW YORK - Experts from across the globe have convened at the United Nations Conference on Poverty in New York City. The research is shocking. The survey, which was carried out in over two hundred countries over two years, has found out that pover...

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(2010) Governor Arnold to do an Al Gore

Today, in Los Angeles, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger is making his presence felt in a large mall's Climate Change Exhibit. He was the guest speaker this afternoon during the inauguration, cutting a rosary of orchids (instead of a meter of...

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(2003) Howard to move Tory HQ to Margate

Funny story: (2003) Howard to move Tory HQ to Margate

New Tory leader Michael Howard has unveiled controversial plans to switch constituency to the seat of Margate - and move Conservative Party headquarters to the seaside town's famous fun fair.

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(2010) Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Funny story: (2010) Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Buckingham Palace has taken the pre-emptive step of announcing that under no circumstances will the Duchess of York be in a position to sell, lease, trade, swap, barter, boot sale or otherwise undertake to procure invitations to the upcoming nuptials...

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(2012) Punctuated Equilibrium Comes to a Full Stop

Funny story: (2012) Punctuated Equilibrium Comes to a Full Stop

A scientific interdisciplinary body is berating evolutionists for not establishing the Theory of Evolution as a fact. U.S.E. (Useful Science Electorate) says "Not only has nothing of practical use come from this theory, but they also have not even pr...

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(2008) Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

Funny story: (2008) Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

David Cameron yesterday announced that a Tory Government would encourage Britain's police to stray to the fun side of the law by committing crimes under their own initiative before our current criminal element has the chance. Unveiling the new pol...

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(2011) Barristers no longer need wigs

Funny story: (2011) Barristers no longer need wigs

The Barrister's wig is as old as English law, dating back to the first representatives in court in the 1600s. Now, nearly five hundred years later, British Barristers have been told that the wig will be optional. "It's a remarkable step forward,"...

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(2007) BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

Funny story: (2007) BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

The BBC has this morning announced on its website the Springtime launch of its all-new comedy channel BBC TeeHee, in a direct response to a new independent channel being launched by members of The Spoof

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(2014) Bill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards

Funny story: (2014) Bill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards

Beverly Hills, CA In a startling admission, one-time popular comedian Bill Cosby responded to rape allegations by multiple women with the "Jell-O Defense." Dr. Cosby's lawyer admitted that Cosby hasn't been able to properly respond to the charges...

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(2012) Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Funny story: (2012) Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Washington, DC - Now that the 2012 Presidential campaign is finally over, Super Pacs, those zany organizations that played a major role in funding the candidates, are left wondering what to do. Then there is Super Fund manager, Carter Deustch of t...

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(2010) Isle of Wight News - Shanklin Garden Gnome Factory Expands

Funny story: (2010) Isle of Wight News - Shanklin Garden Gnome Factory Expands

MP Andrew Turner was in Shanklin last week attending the opening of an expansion of Gepetto's, a manufacturing plant for painted concrete garden gnomes. Turner said he was pleased to attend and said that the expansion was keeping on track with his On...

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(2010) Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

Funny story: (2010) Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

Holy Smokes, VA - The first annual Christmas lights de-tangling contest held at the local BPOE lodge was interrupted late in the evening when one of the contestants, Harvey Smith, pulled a gun on fellow contestant, John Houdini, accusing him of h...

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(2009) Police hunting Pen Thief

Funny story: (2009) Police hunting Pen Thief

Police in Lytham St Annes are hunting the renowned pen Thief Arthur Garlic, who is believed to be at large in the Fylde area. Detective Inspector Phil Inns of the Fylde constabulary, wants the public to help. "Mr Garlic is a person of particula...

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(2009) Horror: Nelly Found Dead.

Funny story: (2009) Horror: Nelly Found Dead.

Shock news this morning as Nelly is confirmed dead. After a long and bitter struggle with several addictions, a long court battle with ex-manager Toby Climatis and several sordid newspaper stories of seduction and sleaze, it is with sad regret th...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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