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(2007) Bush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa
Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...
(2006) Nervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping
NASA has always talked about responsible waste management, but is there change on the way? Believe it or not, the agency will soon be allowing the International Space Station's crew to simply open the door and throw out certain kinds of useless...
(2010) X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?
The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off.
Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack Wagner, on live TV, in front of untold millions? She's...
(2009) Aerosmith Look For New Singer
With news this week that the grandfathers of rock, Aerosmith, are searching for a new singer we can sensationally reveal some of the names that have been linked to them.
Steven Tyler has been seemingly ousted from the band amid rumours of his wild...
(2009) Banana Hoarding - The Curse Of Modern life
A new Panorama report for the BBC reveals that one of the greatest threats to the continued existence of the human race is not Global Warming, as championed by Al Gore, but the hoarding and panic buying of bananas.
The Panorama special explains to...
(2003) Wales and Scotland top seeds for Euro 2004
In some kind of wondrous cock-up, UEFA have decided that Wales and Scotland not only qualified for the Euro 2004 finals, but that they are actually alongside France and Portugal in the top seedings.
(2008) What the Sh*t is a Zac Effron?
Apparently TheSpoof.com is now being received on alien computers which want to know more about the earthling culture. One of the most consistent messages from outer space has been the persistent question:
"What the fuck is a Zac Effron?"
A...
(2010) Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement
Already being touted as a thoroughly modern marriage, Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor are set to sign a prenup.
The Spoof's Royal correspondant Oliver Champagne has seen details of the couple's agreement.
"Yes...
(2005) Immigration Rethink as Migrants/ asylum seekers Play for the Right To stay in The UK
In what is described as ground breaking legislation, the home Secretary Charles C Clarke has announced plans for a total rethink in immigration policy. Up until migrants and asylum seekers from outside the EU have had to fulfil various stringent crit...
(2009) Ireland to declare war on France
The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people.
The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...
(2006) There's No Pleasing Some People - It's Official
Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.
(2006) Fish and Chips Madness
A man from Padstow in Cornwall was last night counting the cost of afternoon binge that's left him counting the cost.
(2010) Michael Vick Named Pet Store NFL Player Of The Week.
Eagles QB Michael Vick has been named the National Pet Store (NPS) NFL player of the week, after his brilliant 6-touchdown performance against the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football.
Sanitized for your protection...
Thank goodness, gent...
(2008) Lindsay Lohan Subscribes to Zoofcuk - the MySpace for Real Animals
Lindsay Lohan has clearly become a big game hunter ! Sources close to the newest, latest social sexsual internet refuge for true beasts have revealed that LL has listed her vitals for all the savage breasts to devour.
Rhino Tenincher signed up...
(2010) Fickle Public Requires Celebrities to Chew and Spit Out to Survive
LOS ANGELES & LONDON - New protests in the media capitals of the world crying for new celebrities have risen.
Crowds amassed in Hollywood and London TV/Film studios, demanding new celebrities to build-up and break down.
The public, who have...
(2007) Google News steps up 'War on Spoof'
The Spoof goes underground - At 2:30am yesterday, The Spoof`s offices were raided by Google shock troops and its servers confiscated in the ongoing 'War on Spoof'. The scene was horrific: pages upon pages of...
(2008) Charles Brown Finally Cracks Up!
Los Angeles, California- 62-year-old Blockhead Charles "Charlie" Brown finally cracked yesterday and shot Lucy Van Pelt, a 63-year-old spinster, after she once again pulled the football away just as Brown was ready to kick it. Then Brown apparently...
(2008) Sergeant's marching orders
John Sergeant has quit the hit show Strictly Dancing. He told BBC bosses that he felt he was preventing people who could dance from winning.
After finishing bottom in every show, only to be saved by the viewers votes each time, the ungainly hippop...
(2010) Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate
In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...
(2006) Satanic Messages In Children's Song
Children's favourite song from the sixties "Right Said Fred" by comedy legend Bernard Cribbins, is today at the centre of a storm.
(2012) Obama attempts to "French Kiss" Burma's Daw Aung San Suu Kyi
Newly re-elected President Obama has travelled to Burma for a bit of R & R after his strenuous election campaign. He thought that Burmese opposition leader, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, could do with a bit of cheering up after two years of house arrest...
(2006) Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot
A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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