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Funny story: (2007) Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

(2007) Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Baja, Mexico - Known only as the nosey grocery store manager who asked generations of shoppers, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," Mr. Whipple was a man we hardly knew but everybody immediate recognized, even in Mexico. Like many Amer...
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Funny story: (2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

(2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...
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Funny story: (2007) Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

(2007) Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

LONDON EXCHANGE - Highly respected TheSpoof.com is suddenly on the verge of bankruptcy with its low-rated Magazine division leading the otherwise profitable online news outlet straight down the tubes.
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Funny story: (2006) Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

(2006) Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police investigating the suspicious poisoning of a former KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko are reported to be bugging cash-strapped Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich after claims that 's...
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Funny story: (2007) Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

(2007) Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.
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Funny story: (2008) Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Mickey Mouse on 'reliable' BNP membership list

(2008) Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Mickey Mouse on 'reliable' BNP membership list

U.S African-American activist, Jesse Jackson was shocked and disgusted to find he was actually an American member of the BNP. He is also in the French Girl Guides, and vomited, when he was outed, as being a fully paid-up member of the Albanian Mime...
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Funny story: (2006) Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

(2006) Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

We are not alone! That's the stark message emerging from a crowd of crackpot nutters this evening.
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Funny story: (2009) Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

(2009) Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and Dec. Katie, aka Jordan was horrified by TV images whic...
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Funny story: (2009) Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

(2009) Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i...
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Funny story: (2010) Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

(2010) Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...
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Funny story: (2010) Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

(2010) Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

Pope Benedictus is about to recommend the use of condoms in some cases. He feels they could be used in order to reduce the risk of infection with HIV and he is suggesting that celibate priests should use condoms when caring for young people. 'We c...
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Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

(2008) Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

Lasting longer that her usual "hook up", Benji Madden was kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton last night after an apparent argument over his first name, and his continuous wearing of that stupid black Fedora. What started as a verbal argument insid...
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Funny story: (2006) Boy Claims He Hears Voices

(2006) Boy Claims He Hears Voices

Christopher Crosstopher, aged 6, from Reading Berks has the Psychic world in a spin over claims that he hears "voices" in the middle of the night.
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Funny story: (2007) Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(2007) Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
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Funny story: (2007) French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

(2007) French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...
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Funny story: (2007) Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

(2007) Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Actors David Duchovny, Natascha McHellHole and TV producer Tom Kapinos of the Californication TV show are facing personal ruin with losses in excess of $250 million each after rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Funny story: (2006) Bend and Stretch

(2006) Bend and Stretch

The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...
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Funny story: (2003) "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

(2003) "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".
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Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton Splits from Benji: No Mo Bestiality Fo Me

(2008) Paris Hilton Splits from Benji: No Mo Bestiality Fo Me

Paris Hilton, infamous bad girl to the hilt from the hotel Hiltons, inherited enough money to think she never had to suffer any consequences from her life of the richly foolish. That was until she fell in love with Hollywood former star mutt, Benji.
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Funny story: (2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

(2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.
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Funny story: (2006) Modern Mystery Explained

(2006) Modern Mystery Explained

A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of St...
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Funny story: (2009) Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

(2009) Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

Stunning the television industry with her announcement, the soon to be retiring daily talk show host and the most powerful woman in television, Oprah Winfrey, has chosen "Fired" contestant Omarosa of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" fame. Though Wi...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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