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(2008) Pantie Post

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WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said. But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some oth...

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(2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Funny story: (2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...

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(2006) Nervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping

Funny story: (2006) Nervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping

NASA has always talked about responsible waste management, but is there change on the way? Believe it or not, the agency will soon be allowing the International Space Station's crew to simply open the door and throw out certain kinds of useless...

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(2007) Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

Funny story: (2007) Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

LONDON EXCHANGE - Highly respected TheSpoof.com is suddenly on the verge of bankruptcy with its low-rated Magazine division leading the otherwise profitable online news outlet straight down the tubes.

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(2007) Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Funny story: (2007) Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.

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(2006) Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Funny story: (2006) Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

We are not alone! That's the stark message emerging from a crowd of crackpot nutters this evening.

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(2009) Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

Funny story: (2009) Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and Dec. Katie, aka Jordan was horrified by TV images whic...

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(2006) Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

Funny story: (2006) Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police investigating the suspicious poisoning of a former KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko are reported to be bugging cash-strapped Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich after claims that 's...

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(2008) Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Mickey Mouse on 'reliable' BNP membership list

Funny story: (2008) Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Mickey Mouse on 'reliable' BNP membership list

U.S African-American activist, Jesse Jackson was shocked and disgusted to find he was actually an American member of the BNP. He is also in the French Girl Guides, and vomited, when he was outed, as being a fully paid-up member of the Albanian Mime...

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(2010) Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

Funny story: (2010) Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...

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(2010) Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

Funny story: (2010) Pope Wants Condoms Sometimes

Pope Benedictus is about to recommend the use of condoms in some cases. He feels they could be used in order to reduce the risk of infection with HIV and he is suggesting that celibate priests should use condoms when caring for young people. 'We c...

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(2006) Bend and Stretch

Funny story: (2006) Bend and Stretch

The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...

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(2006) Boy Claims He Hears Voices

Funny story: (2006) Boy Claims He Hears Voices

Christopher Crosstopher, aged 6, from Reading Berks has the Psychic world in a spin over claims that he hears "voices" in the middle of the night.

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(2008) Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden: "He Wasn't Hot"

Lasting longer that her usual "hook up", Benji Madden was kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton last night after an apparent argument over his first name, and his continuous wearing of that stupid black Fedora. What started as a verbal argument insid...

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(2009) Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Funny story: (2009) Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i...

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(2007) Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

Funny story: (2007) Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...

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(2007) French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Funny story: (2007) French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...

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(2007) Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

Funny story: (2007) Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Actors David Duchovny, Natascha McHellHole and TV producer Tom Kapinos of the Californication TV show are facing personal ruin with losses in excess of $250 million each after rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers

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(2008) Paris Hilton Splits from Benji: No Mo Bestiality Fo Me

Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton Splits from Benji: No Mo Bestiality Fo Me

Paris Hilton, infamous bad girl to the hilt from the hotel Hiltons, inherited enough money to think she never had to suffer any consequences from her life of the richly foolish. That was until she fell in love with Hollywood former star mutt, Benji.

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(2007) Bush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa

Funny story: (2007) Bush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa

Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...

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(2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

Funny story: (2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.

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(2006) Modern Mystery Explained

Funny story: (2006) Modern Mystery Explained

A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of St...

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