Spoof news events on this day in history
(2009) Bush Pardons Little Debbie For BioWarfare: "Little Debbie can do My Dallas Anyday"
Among his final acts as president, W has iniated new assaults on workers' safety, the endangered species and now food safety. Bush has pardoned Little Debbie McFee and her food corporation for attacking the world's consumers with salmonella tainted c...Read full story
(2009) W, Laura and Condie Caught in Threesome
The scandal starved tabloid fotogs and reporters have never seen a more boring administration than the eight lean years of George W Bush. Even the Carter years look good with at least some lust even if it was only in his dirty little presidential hea...Read full story
(2007) Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden
A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...Read full story
(2009) "Jilly" Beiden Causes More Embarrassment for VP Husband Joe During Larry King Love Fest!
Washington,DC/ Neilson Ratings Update - Jilly Beiden is at it again, following her 3 day "retreat" at the Betty Ford Clinic after her embarrassing showing on a recent Oprah Epic where she revealed that Hillary Clinton was really "a number Two", a ref...Read full story
(2009) Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!
General Mills Inc. and grocers Kroger Co. and Safeway Inc. have joined the growing list of food companies and retailers pulling items made with peanut butter amid a salmonella outbreak. "This will cost us millions of dollars and we expect a bailou...Read full story
(2009) Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!
Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...Read full story
(2009) Ask Hitler about aspartame
TANDIL, Argentina - Anadna Nosnikliw of the College of Eugenics claims to be in touch with many Nazi's here who can trace themselves directly back to Hitler's organization. She called and told TheSpoof.com today that she claims in fact to be in commu...Read full story
(2005) Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Craze
For the first time in several millennia Satan has appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness-clean shaven and wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, jeans, and Blackspot Adbusters-was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the...Read full story
(2007) Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC
A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...Read full story
(2004) Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner
Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.Read full story
(2007) Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation
SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...Read full story
(2009) BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal
The BBC was today reeling from another scandal involving Johnathon Ross when it was revealed that a guest would be appearing on his show who didn't have a CD/book/DVD/TV show to sell! This unprecedented step, previously unheard of in 12 years of R...Read full story
(2011) Walmart to Offer Funeral Home Services
Special to INS - Beginning next week, Walmart will offer funeral home services at 225 of its Supercenters. The Walmart slogan, "Save money. Live better," will be altered at these locations to "Save money. Die stiffer." Its motto "Always Low Price...Read full story
(2011) John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy
Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...Read full story
(2008) Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Fundamentalist religious cover-up cult Opus Dei is under investigation following reports it is financing a new trial by tabloid campaign in the McCann case.Read full story
(2008) 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough
Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.Read full story
(2007) Comet McNaught plays havoc with satire site's star system
London - (Rioters): Comet McNaught, the baleful cosmic visitor crossing the northern January skies, has been blamed for a technical glitch that is playing havoc with satirical website The Spoof!'s star-system.Read full story
(2006) Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.Read full story
(2009) New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...Read full story
(2009) Bush Plays "Shoe Card" at Obama Inauguration
As Barack Obama attempted to take the oath of office, Secret Service agents pounced on an intoxicated George W. Bush just as the 43rd President hurled both of his shoes at the incoming Chief Executive. "You bastard!" the outgoing President yelled...Read full story
(2012) 300,000 immigrants claim benefits
The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them. For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...Read full story
(2005) Bush Inauguration Security Breached !
WASHINGTON (AP) There was heightened security in the nation's capital for the inauguration of President Bush. All branches of the armed services including the Coast Guard were on hand to make sure that terrorists did not spoil the ceremonies mark...Read full story