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(2011) State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!
When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...Read full story
(2004) Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness
All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...Read full story
(2005) Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Craze
For the first time in several millennia Satan has appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness-clean shaven and wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, jeans, and Blackspot Adbusters-was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the...Read full story
(2009) Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!
General Mills Inc. and grocers Kroger Co. and Safeway Inc. have joined the growing list of food companies and retailers pulling items made with peanut butter amid a salmonella outbreak. "This will cost us millions of dollars and we expect a bailou...Read full story
(2009) Bush Pardons Little Debbie For BioWarfare: "Little Debbie can do My Dallas Anyday"
Among his final acts as president, W has iniated new assaults on workers' safety, the endangered species and now food safety. Bush has pardoned Little Debbie McFee and her food corporation for attacking the world's consumers with salmonella tainted c...Read full story
(2009) "Jilly" Beiden Causes More Embarrassment for VP Husband Joe During Larry King Love Fest!
Washington,DC/ Neilson Ratings Update - Jilly Beiden is at it again, following her 3 day "retreat" at the Betty Ford Clinic after her embarrassing showing on a recent Oprah Epic where she revealed that Hillary Clinton was really "a number Two", a ref...Read full story
(2007) Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden
A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...Read full story
(2009) Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!
Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...Read full story
(2007) Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC
A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...Read full story
(2007) Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation
SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...Read full story
(2004) Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner
Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.Read full story
(2011) Walmart to Offer Funeral Home Services
Special to INS - Beginning next week, Walmart will offer funeral home services at 225 of its Supercenters. The Walmart slogan, "Save money. Live better," will be altered at these locations to "Save money. Die stiffer." Its motto "Always Low Price...Read full story
(2009) BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal
The BBC was today reeling from another scandal involving Johnathon Ross when it was revealed that a guest would be appearing on his show who didn't have a CD/book/DVD/TV show to sell! This unprecedented step, previously unheard of in 12 years of R...Read full story
(2006) Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.Read full story
(2011) Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales
Details were today released about a tribe of cannibals recently discovered in the Welsh Valleys. It today emerged that the Welsh assembly have been dithering over what action to take for almost a week. A spokesman said: "We recently received repor...Read full story
(2011) John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy
Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...Read full story
(2008) 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough
Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.Read full story
(2009) Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal
Bob May, the actor who played the robot in TV hit series Lost in Space was found dead behind the Inauguration platform after a late night rehearsal this week. NASA spokesperson, Houston Wehafa explained that the breathing apparatus on the 60's suit,...Read full story
(2008) Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Fundamentalist religious cover-up cult Opus Dei is under investigation following reports it is financing a new trial by tabloid campaign in the McCann case.Read full story
(2007) New Cosmetic Surgeory: "Bum Job"
New research into Cosmetic Surgery shows that it may well be possible to undergo an "implant of the bum cheeks". The procedure is very similar to that of the Breast Implant. Two silicone implants would be placed in the buttocks, and you wou...Read full story
(2009) New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...Read full story