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(2008) Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

Funny story: (2008) Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus Engaged

A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.

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(2008) Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Funny story: (2008) Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Star of teen nick's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears who was announced 12 weeks pregnant in December 2007 had launched a teen maternity line. The star has called her line "PREGteen by Jamie."...

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(2009) Beyonce gets mad with Jay-Z

Funny story: (2009) Beyonce gets mad with Jay-Z

World famous singers Beyonce and Jay-Z are not speaking to each other following Beyonce's last performance for Barack Obama. Jay-Z did not compliment Beyonce after her performance on her hair, clothes, shoes or jewellery. She was said to be "hear...

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(2008) Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Funny story: (2008) Britney Spears in training to become lesbian

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story

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(2012) Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Funny story: (2012) Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Host Chris Harrison announced Thursday during an interview that ABC is launching a new spinoff of the popular dating show, The Bachelorette. Inspired by the success of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, ABC producers have decided to try their hand...

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(2007) Prostitutes appalled by preacher's wives

Funny story: (2007) Prostitutes appalled by preacher's wives

Prostitutes are banning together in a united effort to quell the insidious over use of gaudy make up and tasteless style of dress practiced by evangelical's wives.

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(2008) UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

Funny story: (2008) UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.

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(2009) Manchester City Buy Manchester United

Funny story: (2009) Manchester City Buy Manchester United

More drama at Eastlands where, after the failed Kaka bid this morning, Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour called an extraordinary emergency board meeting during which plans were finalised to buy Manchester United. City had offered AC Milan £107m...

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(2009) Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

Funny story: (2009) Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

People watching the inauguration of President Barack Obama today were offered a special treat today: former Vice President Dick Cheney was escorted to the inauguration in a wheelchair and on the short bus. Citing the professional medical opinions...

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(2018) Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air

There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...

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(2007) Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears sets world record for bathing in baked beans

Britney Spears has done it again! This week she lay naked in a bathtub of baked beans for 5 whole days, without even stopping for a toilet break. As she left the tub of stinking rotten beans, she said "I'm so pleased with my new career.&quo...

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(2007) Lost City of the Incas Discovered... In Britney Spears' Vagina!

Funny story: (2007) Lost City of the Incas Discovered... In Britney Spears' Vagina!

For years it has lain undiscovered inside her cheap cotton panties. Now, explorers have finally ventured into the dense jungle of Britney Spears' nether regions.

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(2013) Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Funny story: (2013) Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Ned Kelly, Irish-catholic, Australian rebel and bandit has just been buried after he lost a shoot-out with Jesse James in heaven. The whole thing started after a fight in a saloon called "Heaven and Hell Whores and Nuns". Jesse called Ned an Irish...

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(2009) Dick "Dr. Strange Love" Cheney confined to wheelchair for Obama's Inauguration Day

Funny story: (2009) Dick "Dr. Strange Love" Cheney confined to wheelchair for Obama's Inauguration Day

Washington, DC - In addition to being confined to a wheelchair, Cheney will also be sporting shaded spectacles and wearing a black leather glove on his right hand as well. "Cheney was concerned with the sudden appearance of inexplicable burses on...

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(2007) Angelina Jolie Eats Her Own Waste

Funny story: (2007) Angelina Jolie Eats Her Own Waste

Breaking News, Angelina Jolie has been claimed to have been eating her own "Poo" .

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(2005) Kilroy-Silk Goes It Alone

Funny story: (2005) Kilroy-Silk Goes It Alone

At a public meeting in his East Midlands constituency, Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer Robert Kilroy-Silk explained to his fan why he is quitting the UK Independence Party.

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(2009) Manchester City Falling Apart

Funny story: (2009) Manchester City Falling Apart

More problems at Eastlands this morning, after it was reported that, because Brazilian star Kaka wasn't coming, Craig Bellamy has put in a transfer request only hours after signing for Manchester City. Bellamy signed from West Ham for a fee though...

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(2005) Simon to quit "Idol" after head-shaving attack

Funny story: (2005) Simon to quit "Idol" after head-shaving attack

WASHINGTON, DC --- Simon Cowell, the "butt-head" judge of American Idol, yesterday announced he will quit the show by the end of the week. Leaving his hotel two days ago, Cowell was assailed by five unidentified, masked individuals w...

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(2009) The Beatles Remixed Band

Funny story: (2009) The Beatles Remixed Band

MANHATTAN, New York - Ryan Seacrest has just confirmed reports that Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono have in fact formed a band. The three will be joined by John Lennon's son from Cynthia Lennon, Julian, and his son...

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(2008) Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

Funny story: (2008) Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

LAS VEGAS -- Senator Barack Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party's nomination for the presidency, admitted today that his mother named him while playing the "Name Game."...

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(2009) Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

Funny story: (2009) Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

In what many are terming the Worst Publicity Stunt in History, Kelly Brook has been sacked by Simon Cowell from the Britain's Got Talent. Less than a week ago the brunette, who has trouble keeping her clothes on, was hired by the ITV1 Talentless s...

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(2012) Yodaphone to take on the big four

Funny story: (2012) Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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