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(2010) Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row
Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...
(2010) Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding.
However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
(2003) Barbara windsor to make shock appearance on corra!
Barbara Windsor, or Babs as she is known to her close personal friends and fan club members, is due to make a guest appearance on popular northern soap 'Coronation Street'. This is just one of a number of new storylines due to hit our screens...
(2003) Canada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares
TORONTO-Paul Martin, the new chosen leader of Canada's Liberal party is set to take the place of Canada's old Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the world has expressed it's strong opinion-nobody cares.
(2005) Bill Clinton Confesses
Somewhere in political heaven-Bubba Bill Clinton finally admits he has a thing for "babes," particularly women willing to play his political thingie for free money, free love, freebies and free Willie, not necessarily in that order, but necessary in...
(2009) Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag
There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties".
Apparently,...
(2009) Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!
In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski.
The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...
(2003) Berlusconi in 'I quit' shock
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced his sudden resignation - to spend more time with his television channels and football team.
(2007) McLaren Forgets He's McLaren
The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.
(2004) Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet
Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.
(2010) Berlusconi Gets a New Penis
Notorious womaniser Silly Berlyconni, Italian Prime Minister has had a new penis built onto a Roman statue in his apartment. It is to celebrate another Roman Conquest in the fields near Venice.
'So I liker de wimmin. Sow what?' he angrily replied...
(2011) It's Official: Wall Street Has Become a Religion
New York - The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning.
With a hierarchy mirro...
(2009) Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!
In an ABC interview with Robin Roberts Wednesday morning, Janet Jackson stated that she blamed her brother, Michael's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, for his death earlier this year.
Then, after Robert's asked her about Michael having a drug problem...
(2008) Suicide Virgins not what they seem
In Israel today Ahmed Al Mahed was resuscitated after a suicide bomb attack in Jerusalem and questioned by police. He had some dramatic news for other would-be suicide bombers.
After the bombing, Al Mahed was clinically dead for ten minutes before...
(2010) Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does
What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...
(2009) Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!
Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him"
Palin, whose book is num...
(2008) Aspartame Proven Safe for Rats
LONDON, England - Scientists today published a new study proving that aspartame is safe for rats. This study, which took 15 years of work by a team of 115 scientists in 20 countrys proves once and for all that aspartame is perfectly safe for rats.
(2010) Time Warner Thinks $39.99 for Commercial Television is Cheap
New York - Time Warner Cable announced a new stripped down package that will cost $39.99 a month, and will require new equipment to use on most digital televisions.
Time Warner is bragging about the benefits of this new package: more cable outage...
(2008) Utah Tars and Feather Boas Gay Monument in Little League Left Field
As the Supremes try to dissect and delineate the 99 quasi-religious monuments sent to thew monument park in Utah, new developments have erupted on the scene of so many gay and anti-gay erections.
One obelisk entitled Nailin Palin Totem and Taboo...
(2007) Jungle Warfare breaks out in "I'm not a Celebrity Get me out of here!"
Yes, the phone lines could well be rigged! Yet again, some kind of voting system has gone haywire. A has-been super-model (who knows what it's like to give birth!) from across the pond, has had various face-lifts, botox injection...
(2010) Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery
LONDON - A new plan out today will allow privatisation of cities and land.
The scheme, which will allow people who do not work in government to buy land in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The plots of land will be divided into count...
(2003) Cracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle
Seventeen years after winning the BBC's Superstars and Mastermind programmes in the same week, John Thomas, Britain's answer to the American sports hero Lee Remmick, walked triumphantly from a Winchester court today, after finally winning his...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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