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(2004) Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

Funny story: (2004) Jordan and Peter in right Royal row

English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.

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(2003) Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.

Funny story: (2003) Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.

A straw pole has suggested that midgets are very, very wrong. Midgets or ‘little people' as they prefer to be called, have long been entertaining us is the form of circus freak shows.

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(2008) New Microsoft Windows 7 escapes

Funny story: (2008) New Microsoft Windows 7 escapes

The new version of Microsoft Windows, Windows 7, has escaped rather than waiting to be voluntarily released by the company. The new Windows, which has been devised solely to part frustrated Windows users from their money, is actually just Vista wi...

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(2006) "We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi

Funny story: (2006) "We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi

Rome - (Associated Mess): As film stars, Scientology glitterati and other C-List celebs arrive in the timeless ancient city of Rome ahead of Tom Cruise's wedding to budding starlet Katie Holmes, two former wives are said to be chuckling with glee...

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(2008) Kursk-like Russian submarine behind Somali oil tanker highjack says CIA

Funny story: (2008) Kursk-like Russian submarine behind Somali oil tanker highjack says CIA

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): The President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) CIA sources say that the Somali highjackers of the Sirius Star Saudi oil tanker may have accessed the vessel from a Russian Oscar-II nuclear cruise missi...

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(2003) Startling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity

Funny story: (2003) Startling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity

A startling new message was given to the American population today in an effort to combat their obesity problem. It is estiamted that 67% of Americans were overweight to such an extent that their health were at risk.

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(2009) United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

Funny story: (2009) United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

A 43 minute long fictional Spoof film which portrays a Spoofatised 'account' of Rafa Benitez's half time team talk in the 2005 CL Final in Istanbul, where the Reds trailed by three goals to AC Milan, has been roundly 5 starred by Manchester United fa...

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(2007) New York Yankees Buy Themselves

Funny story: (2007) New York Yankees Buy Themselves

In an unprecedented move, today the New York Yankees have acknowledged that they in fact have purchased themselves.

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(2017) Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Funny story: (2017) Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty. "I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to ge...

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(2010) Ryan Reynolds, The 2011 People's Sexiest Man, Alleged to be White, Heterosexual

Funny story: (2010) Ryan Reynolds, The 2011 People's Sexiest Man, Alleged to be White, Heterosexual

People magazine just named Ryan Reynolds its "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2010. Did You Know?? That Denzel was the only non-white ever selected by People? One African-American, no Latinos. Way to be so evolved, (White) People.Reynolds, married to about...

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(2008) Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

Funny story: (2008) Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

England football manager Fabio Capello is not angry with clubs over the loss of key players for Wednesday's friendly match with Germany, claims the Football Association. Capello has had to change his plans after Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard we...

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(2007) New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

Funny story: (2007) New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.

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(2006) Al Jazeera poach BBC's Partridge

Funny story: (2006) Al Jazeera poach BBC's Partridge

Al Jazeera International, the new 24-hour English-language comedy and current affairs channel, has appointed Alan Partridge as news anchor at its Qatar headquarters.

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(2010) Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Funny story: (2010) Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Women, Infants and Children (WIC) take heart. This year, Black Friday specials offered by stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Sam's Club and others aren't all about the X-Box. They are all about survival. Instead of offering Wii's for less than...

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(2007) The Queen saves country £5

Funny story: (2007) The Queen saves country £5

Normally, on reaching a diamond wedding anniversary, one receives a card of congratulations from HM the Queen. These ornately figured, tastefully drawn cards designed by court calligrapher, Humphrey Smullet, cost around £4:45...

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(2008) Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Funny story: (2008) Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...

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(2010) Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

Funny story: (2010) Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

A Wiltshire door frame is expected to be charged with the actual bodily harm of a woman in custody after a policeman previously imprisoned for the act, was found not guilty on appeal. Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police, was filmed ushering Pame...

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(2007) Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

Funny story: (2007) Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

The tireless innings that seem to drag on forever in major league baseball will now be a thing of the past according to spokespersons for the league. New rules will be garnered and enforced in the league to help retain and increase its fan base which...

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(2009) Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Funny story: (2009) Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that: "We think that the multi-national...

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(2007) Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

Funny story: (2007) Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

District of Columbia - Results from a recent Pew Research Center survey conclude that display window mannequins are just plain dumb.

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(2007) New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

Funny story: (2007) New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

It was reported today that the commissioner of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig announced that there would be some major changes coming down the pike. One change addressed the problem of the rash of recent stars admitting to using anabolic steroids.

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(2007) Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

Funny story: (2007) Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.

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