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(2008) New Microsoft Windows 7 escapes
The new version of Microsoft Windows, Windows 7, has escaped rather than waiting to be voluntarily released by the company.
The new Windows, which has been devised solely to part frustrated Windows users from their money, is actually just Vista wi...
(2006) "We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi
Rome - (Associated Mess): As film stars, Scientology glitterati and other C-List celebs arrive in the timeless ancient city of Rome ahead of Tom Cruise's wedding to budding starlet Katie Holmes, two former wives are said to be chuckling with glee...
(2003) Startling New Discovery to Combat US Obesity
A startling new message was given to the American population today in an effort to combat their obesity problem. It is estiamted that 67% of Americans were overweight to such an extent that their health were at risk.
(2008) Kursk-like Russian submarine behind Somali oil tanker highjack says CIA
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): The President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) CIA sources say that the Somali highjackers of the Sirius Star Saudi oil tanker may have accessed the vessel from a Russian Oscar-II nuclear cruise missi...
(2007) New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes
A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.
(2007) New York Yankees Buy Themselves
In an unprecedented move, today the New York Yankees have acknowledged that they in fact have purchased themselves.
(2003) Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.
A straw pole has suggested that midgets are very, very wrong. Midgets or ‘little people' as they prefer to be called, have long been entertaining us is the form of circus freak shows.
(2010) Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items
Women, Infants and Children (WIC) take heart. This year, Black Friday specials offered by stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Sam's Club and others aren't all about the X-Box. They are all about survival. Instead of offering Wii's for less than...
(2009) United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short
A 43 minute long fictional Spoof film which portrays a Spoofatised 'account' of Rafa Benitez's half time team talk in the 2005 CL Final in Istanbul, where the Reds trailed by three goals to AC Milan, has been roundly 5 starred by Manchester United fa...
(2006) Al Jazeera poach BBC's Partridge
Al Jazeera International, the new 24-hour English-language comedy and current affairs channel, has appointed Alan Partridge as news anchor at its Qatar headquarters.
(2007) Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines
District of Columbia - Results from a recent Pew Research Center survey conclude that display window mannequins are just plain dumb.
(2007) The Queen saves country £5
Normally, on reaching a diamond wedding anniversary, one receives a card of congratulations from HM the Queen. These ornately figured, tastefully drawn cards designed by court calligrapher, Humphrey Smullet, cost around £4:45...
(2010) Ryan Reynolds, The 2011 People's Sexiest Man, Alleged to be White, Heterosexual
People magazine just named Ryan Reynolds its "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2010. Did You Know??
That Denzel was the only non-white ever selected by People? One African-American, no Latinos. Way to be so evolved, (White) People.Reynolds, married to about...
(2005) Sandals Set to Open New Chain of Budget Resorts in Central and South America
In an obvious attempt to cash in on the budget travel craze, Sandals, the worldwide leader in romantic resorts, has announced that they are planning to open five new resorts in Central and South America by the end of 2006. These resorts are said to...
(2008) Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals
England football manager Fabio Capello is not angry with clubs over the loss of key players for Wednesday's friendly match with Germany, claims the Football Association.
Capello has had to change his plans after Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard we...
(2009) Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth
Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that:
"We think that the multi-national...
(2008) Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!
Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...
(2007) Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder
CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.
(2007) Miserable? Now you can call it AAD
Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.
(2007) Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome
Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...
(2007) New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by
It was reported today that the commissioner of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig announced that there would be some major changes coming down the pike. One change addressed the problem of the rash of recent stars admitting to using anabolic steroids.
(2007) 76% of Humans work in Call Centers
A staggering 76% of human adults work in call center based employment, says the World Forum For Employment Statistics (WFEM).
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Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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