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(2008) Pirates Capture Saudi Oil Tanker

Funny story: (2008) Pirates Capture Saudi Oil Tanker

Somali pirates, led by Captain Long John O'dinga, have seized a giant Saudi-owned oil tanker in the Indian Ocean and are steering it towards their Eyl port base, according to the latest online Daily Shitraker news reports. The ship's cargo of light c...

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(2010) Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!

Funny story: (2010) Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!

Joe Jonas told reporters today that he didn't use bad language but that he and his brothers have had enough with all this "garbage". "We try to put out the best music we can and our fans are the greatest in the world but this thing is totally out...

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(2011) Kate Gosselin Is Planning More Kids, Jon Is Furious

Kate Gosselin has announced that she is trying to get pregnant. Again. "I just want one more," she told reporters. When asked how she would feel if she found out it was more than just one, again, she said, "that's okay, I have plenty of love to...

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(2008) Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

Funny story: (2008) Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...

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(2009) Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

Funny story: (2009) Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

45-year-old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Going Rogue" that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor. "My husband...

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(2003) Stop respecting our privacy!

Funny story: (2003) Stop respecting our privacy!

The Zeta Jones - Douglas's sue again!...

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(2003) Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

Funny story: (2003) Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.

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(2008) Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

Funny story: (2008) Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

New York, New York - Angelina-Jolie suffered an emotional breakdown at a press conference while promoting her new movie, "The Changeling" today. Just moments before, backstage, she had just been handed a personal communiqué from the U.N. Secretar...

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(2007) Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.

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(2007) Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

Funny story: (2007) Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.

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(2010) Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

A slew of great movies is being introduced this upcoming holiday season, but none are as anticipated as the remake of the great 1971 cult classic, Harold and Maude. The original movie starred Ruth Gordon and Bud Cort and is still quite popular today...

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(2010) Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Funny story: (2010) Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Brandy Norwood, the last black person to be forgiven by the media for killing someone since... well, since ever, was finally punished for the death, in some small way, by Dancing With The Stars, when she was ousted by a shaved female caribou from Ala...

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(2009) Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

Funny story: (2009) Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

On the television show Hannah Montana, the characters of sixteen year old Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana are played by Miley Cyrus. This publication has learned that the real name of fifteen year old actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning...

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(2009) Andre set to enter jungle, again.

Funny story: (2009) Andre set to enter jungle, again.

The producers of, 'I'm a minor celebrity...give me exposure', must be rubbing their Armani clad thighs with glee today after 90's pop sensation Peter Andre agreed to go back in to the jungle. It's been reported that Peter has been paid a whopping...

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(2008) Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

Funny story: (2008) Welsh Team to Counter Haka with Charlotte Church!

The Welsh team plan to counter the All Blacks Haka with Charlotte Church in the upcoming Test Match at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Welsh Team Manager Taff Thomas said that in the light of recent pre-match shenanigans including the Irish Riv...

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(2009) Adam Lambert's Homosexual 'Gimmick'

Funny story: (2009) Adam Lambert's Homosexual 'Gimmick'

In a bizarre twist last night, American Idol Runner Up Adam Lambert's publicist admitted something fans had been hotly debating since Lambert first appeared on our screens in late 2008. Sorry boys, the Python-clutching glam rocker is in fact STRAIGH...

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(2011) Tiger Woods Caught Hopping Around Hotel Bedroom With Aussie - Marsu Pial

Funny story: (2011) Tiger Woods Caught Hopping Around Hotel Bedroom With Aussie - Marsu Pial

MELBOURNE - Tiger Woods was reported to have been seen last night at various Melbourne watering spots with Aussie high-jump champion Marsu Pial. Of kangaroo heritage, Ms. Pial represented Australia in the past two Olympics in the high-jump competiti...

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(2007) The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

Funny story: (2007) The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

It was reported today that another profane shopping list produced in the bowels of some sordidly mundane and baroque satire writer with a swanky sense of humor has surfaced and landed on the shores of Spoof.

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(2006) Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

Funny story: (2006) Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...

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(2003) Kevin Costner Murders Seven Prostitutes for Movie Role Research

Funny story: (2003) Kevin Costner Murders Seven Prostitutes for Movie Role Research

In an effort to get in touch with his next movie role, actor Kevin Costner brutally murdered seven prostitutes last week.

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(2006) Walmart Begins Selling Nuclear Weapons

Funny story: (2006) Walmart Begins Selling Nuclear Weapons

In a first likely to draw criticism from the Bush Administration Walmart began offering fully functional nuclear warheads for sale at it's Atlanta store this week.

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(2010) Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Funny story: (2010) Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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