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(2007) Bill Gates Still Not Running for President

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Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.

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(2008) Greetings to all from George Galloway

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As no one has had the common decency and anger to mention George Galloway recently, I obtained permission to post the following report which appeared in both Exchange and Mart and The 2008 Brownie Annual.

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(2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

Funny story: (2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

London - (Ass Mess): Chelsea coach Jose Mourin-Ho was quarantined by London police last night after breaking out in a rabid fit while being arrested for smuggling his dotty pooch into the country without the usual quarantine formalities to determine...

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(2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

Funny story: (2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...

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(2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

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Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.

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(2008) Thousands Don't Attend Old Kids' Comeback

Tens of thousands of New Yorkers didn't bother watching Old Kids On The Block's comeback today, as they performed again for the first time in 85 years.

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(2007) Candyland Volcano Erupts: Residents Evacuated

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Nostalgia, Candyland -- Long-smouldering Mount Jimmy erupted in Candyland today, imperiling the surrounding village of Lollipop Woods, which had to be evacuated. Mt. Jimmy spewed forth a rain of toxic jimmies on Lollipop Woods and set fire to many o...

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(2007) LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

Funny story: (2007) LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

The Roman Catholic archbishop of Los Angeles has said his archdiocese will sell its main orifice to raise money to settle lawsuits for sexual abuse.

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(2010) Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

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Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and other figures in the Barbie universe. When asked why they gave th...

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(2004) Excretion Bad For you

Contrary to accepted opinion, scientists at MIT have determined that excretion is not only pointless, it is actually bad for you.

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(2008) Golf Industry Condemns Bush Iraq Policy

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Belle Aire - The golf world condemned George Bush's claim that he gave up golf to help our troops in Iraq.

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(2012) Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

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WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...

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(2018) "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

Funny story: (2018) "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...

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(2004) Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Theologians the world over are in an uproar today because Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the dead again. Climbing up out of a manhole in Jerusalem, the dishevelled, bearded Jesus disrupted traffic for over an hour as authorities searched him for w...

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(2010) Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

Funny story: (2010) Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

Sir Ben Elton, one time stand up comedian cum novelist and respected West End Producer has announced that as it's World Cup year and England don't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning it, he's going to give us all something to shout about. '196...

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(2004) Aliens Attack Mississippi - Tens of Dollars Damage

(Jackson, Mississippi) What is being called a "motor boat from Mars" apparently dove repeatedly upon Jackson, Mississippi this morning, strafing with an exploding light beam and flying through homes, businesses and schools, wreaking havoc and leaving...

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(2011) US stripper, Chelsea, has boobs that weigh more than Victoria Beckham!

A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham. She paraded them on the morning TV show w...

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(2008) Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Funny story: (2008) Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Cheney's Corporation, Halliburton has been granted multi million dollar construction contracts to erect barriers between the US and Mexico and the Iraqis and the Iraqis in Sadr City.

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(2010) Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

Funny story: (2010) Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's proposed May 2010 amendments to social studies curriculum standards for Texas public schools don't go far enough.  Nowhere did I see any mention of Pecos Bill being responsible for founding the ca...

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(2010) Australia Names its "Wanker of the Year"

Magazine Ralph has controversially called food handling tough - but popular - Australian food critic at the top of its annual 100 "Wankers" list, Master Chef judge Matt Preston was ejaculated for being "pompous" - though you could add every curse kno...

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(2008) Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

Funny story: (2008) Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

The entertainment world was thrown into raptures today when former leader of the LibDems, Ming Campbell and teenage heartthrob of the late 19th century Max Bygraves announced their collaboration on a CD of new songs entitled "Ming alonga...

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(2007) Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

Funny story: (2007) Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.

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