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Funny story: (2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

(2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...
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Funny story: (2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

(2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.
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Funny story: (2008) Greetings to all from George Galloway

(2008) Greetings to all from George Galloway

As no one has had the common decency and anger to mention George Galloway recently, I obtained permission to post the following report which appeared in both Exchange and Mart and The 2008 Brownie Annual.
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Funny story: (2008) Golf Industry Condemns Bush Iraq Policy

(2008) Golf Industry Condemns Bush Iraq Policy

Belle Aire - The golf world condemned George Bush's claim that he gave up golf to help our troops in Iraq.
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Funny story: (2008) Thousands Don't Attend Old Kids' Comeback

(2008) Thousands Don't Attend Old Kids' Comeback

Tens of thousands of New Yorkers didn't bother watching Old Kids On The Block's comeback today, as they performed again for the first time in 85 years.
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Funny story: (2007) LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

(2007) LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

The Roman Catholic archbishop of Los Angeles has said his archdiocese will sell its main orifice to raise money to settle lawsuits for sexual abuse.
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Funny story: (2010) Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

(2010) Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

Sir Ben Elton, one time stand up comedian cum novelist and respected West End Producer has announced that as it's World Cup year and England don't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning it, he's going to give us all something to shout about. '196...
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Funny story: (2004) Aliens Attack Mississippi - Tens of Dollars Damage

(2004) Aliens Attack Mississippi - Tens of Dollars Damage

(Jackson, Mississippi) What is being called a "motor boat from Mars" apparently dove repeatedly upon Jackson, Mississippi this morning, strafing with an exploding light beam and flying through homes, businesses and schools, wreaking havoc and leaving...
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Funny story: (2012) Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

(2012) Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...
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Funny story: (2007) Candyland Volcano Erupts: Residents Evacuated

(2007) Candyland Volcano Erupts: Residents Evacuated

Nostalgia, Candyland -- Long-smouldering Mount Jimmy erupted in Candyland today, imperiling the surrounding village of Lollipop Woods, which had to be evacuated. Mt. Jimmy spewed forth a rain of toxic jimmies on Lollipop Woods and set fire to many o...
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Funny story: (2004) Excretion Bad For you

(2004) Excretion Bad For you

Contrary to accepted opinion, scientists at MIT have determined that excretion is not only pointless, it is actually bad for you.
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Funny story: (2004) Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

(2004) Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Theologians the world over are in an uproar today because Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the dead again. Climbing up out of a manhole in Jerusalem, the dishevelled, bearded Jesus disrupted traffic for over an hour as authorities searched him for w...
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Funny story: (2011) US stripper, Chelsea, has boobs that weigh more than Victoria Beckham!

(2011) US stripper, Chelsea, has boobs that weigh more than Victoria Beckham!

A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham. She paraded them on the morning TV show w...
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Funny story: (2007) Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

(2007) Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.
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Funny story: (2008) Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

(2008) Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Cheney's Corporation, Halliburton has been granted multi million dollar construction contracts to erect barriers between the US and Mexico and the Iraqis and the Iraqis in Sadr City.
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Funny story: (2010) Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

(2010) Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's proposed May 2010 amendments to social studies curriculum standards for Texas public schools don't go far enough.  Nowhere did I see any mention of Pecos Bill being responsible for founding the ca...
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Funny story: (2010) Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

(2010) Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and other figures in the Barbie universe. When asked why they gave th...
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Funny story: (2008) Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

(2008) Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

The entertainment world was thrown into raptures today when former leader of the LibDems, Ming Campbell and teenage heartthrob of the late 19th century Max Bygraves announced their collaboration on a CD of new songs entitled "Ming alonga...
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Funny story: (2008) Britain to Export Adjectives to the United States

(2008) Britain to Export Adjectives to the United States

British Minister of State for Trade, Investment and Foreign Affairs Ian McCartney announced that Britain has begun exporting adjectives to the United States.
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Funny story: (2008) Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

(2008) Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

In a carefully phrased statement from the Planet Mongo, General Klytus has broken months of media speculation regarding the true cause of the earthquakes, tsunamis and cyclones that have devastated the Earth since the beginning of 2008.
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Funny story: (2008) Glasgow 'Proud' Of UEFA Riots

(2008) Glasgow 'Proud' Of UEFA Riots

A Glaswegian councillor, Steven Freemason, has said that the people of Glasgow are 'proud' of the pitched battles fought across Manchester, after Wednesday's dull and uninteresting UEFA Cup final.
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Funny story: (2008) Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

(2008) Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

"He be good for all us folks way down in Alabam" said the inspiration for the Ram Jam hit record. "I may be blind but I am rock steady in my support for Barack." she continued.
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Congressman Conyers's Predatory Sexual Harassing Misunderstood

Former female staffer of Conyers reports being called into his DC office only to find him wearing only boxers. But she didn't know he was only practicing to be Chief Underpants Officer of the House.
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