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(2008) 'No One Appeases Better Than Me' Says Bush

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JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) - In comments added to the end of his prepared speech before Israel's Knesset, President Bush muttered, "I know a few things about appeashment too. It runs in my family. Remember what Prescott Bush did."...

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(2007) Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

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After a week long study, top UK Scientist, Dalek and ex front man of the modern glam rock band 'The Darkness' Professor Squawking, sensationally revealed 'nothing really exists'...

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(2006) Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

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Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...

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(2010) BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

Funny story: (2010) BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night. The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and part time cleaner, Marlene, 62 took the...

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(2008) Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

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(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.

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(2008) Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem

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The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years

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(2006) President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...

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(2004) Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

Funny story: (2004) Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

"Is it you or is it me?" Paul Reuben has been awarded a contract with WDLC-TV in Denmark to resurrect his old TV show "Pee Wee's Playhouse". It was near the tail end of his five-year syndicated Saturday morning television seri...

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(2009) Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News

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TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow. A visibly elated Mark Lowto...

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(2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

Funny story: (2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

West VA - Speaking to a small town in West Virginia yesterday. Hillary Clinton declared herself the victor in the race for the Democratic nomination and called upon Barrack Obama to concede.

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(2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

Funny story: (2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

Chicago - Just when you thought you'd heard it all with regard to Illinois' travesty of a Governor Rod Blagojevich, better known these days as Blago, now comes the cake.

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(2008) Roman Catholic Italians Cooperated in Crucifixion!

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In a bizarre mix of espionage, religion and sadism, an Italian trial of US CIA operatives began today with gripping testimony from a wife about her husband's torture.

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(2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Funny story: (2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year. She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...

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(2008) Dambusters Anniversary Flypast

In a moving tribute to legendary RAF 617 Squadron - the 'Dambusters' - a decrepit old Lancaster bomber just managed to drag itself across the sky for a few minutes today. Flying this rustbucket was none other than Jimmy 'Jollygoodshow'...

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(2010) Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

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Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself. We didn't believe him.

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(2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

Funny story: (2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).

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(2008) Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe

Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.

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(2008) Manchester United launch massive spending spree

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In an attempt to protect themselves from Real Madrid's aggressive moves to sign star striker Christiano Ronaldo for a reported £1Trillion, Manchester United are looking to kick-off a spending spr...

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(2008) It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

Funny story: (2008) It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...

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(2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Funny story: (2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...

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(2008) Madonna To Be The New Pope

In a surprise move, pop star and all-round girl-you-wished-wasn't-next door Madonna is to become the new Pope.

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(2008) Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

Funny story: (2008) Whoa Black Betty endorses Obama

"He be good for all us folks way down in Alabam" said the inspiration for the Ram Jam hit record. "I may be blind but I am rock steady in my support for Barack." she continued.

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