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Funny story: (2008) Steve Fossett Found 'Dead'

(2008) Steve Fossett Found 'Dead'

Steve Fossett, the millionaire businessman missing since last year after his single-engine plane disappeared over the Nevada desert, has been found "dead".
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Funny story: (2010) Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited

(2010) Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited

Today at the Stamford Bridge brothel Chelsea FC unveiled their new Russian signing. Houdyanika Bolakov, formerly of Torpedo Chernobyl, has signed for an undisclosed fee-although rumours suggest it was in the region of two balloons and a gold fish.
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Funny story: (2010) Vernon Kay And Russell Brand To Host 30th TITS Awards

(2010) Vernon Kay And Russell Brand To Host 30th TITS Awards

The 30th TITS awards are to be hosted by Vernon Kay and Russell Brand. The awards bash is to be hosted at the Scunthorpe Licensed Refreshment Rooms and all the big stars are to attend. Rhian Sugden is up for a couple of gongs for her part in "Don't T...
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Funny story: (2007) Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

(2007) Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".
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Funny story: (2009) USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

(2009) USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

American President Barack Obama today announced that the USA was changing its name to the USSR, to keep in line with its government's recent actions. 'Yes, indeedy doody', he said, 'Comrades. We are now the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and...
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Funny story: (2009) Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

(2009) Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...
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Funny story: (2009) Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

(2009) Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!

Springfield, Illinois Laughing Stock Capitol of the US - Senator Roland Burris, who has amended his Illinois senate testimony while under oath in the Blagojvitch impeachment hearings 6 times, now says $50,000 withdrawn from his checking account wa...
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Funny story: (2006) Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

(2006) Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...
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Funny story: (2007) Howard Stern told his engagement is confusing millions of ordinary Americans

(2007) Howard Stern told his engagement is confusing millions of ordinary Americans

Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): News that shock jock Howard 'Private Parts' Stern is to marry his long term girlfriend Beth Ostrosky has sent shockwaves of confusion over America.
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Funny story: (2007) Ralph Fiennes: The English Passenger On Qantas

(2007) Ralph Fiennes: The English Passenger On Qantas

It's anyone's random guess what actually occurred, as no one else was present except the two in question, but apparently Royal Shakespeare actor Ralph Fiennes followed a flight attendant into the airplane loo for whatever, and an investigatio...
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Funny story: (2004) It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up

(2004) It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up

After 43 years of non-wedded, perhaps pretended bliss, Barbie and Ken split up.
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Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation's Econony

(2009) Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation's Econony

Britney Spears announced this morning that she was inviting all the nation's top brains in the entertainment field to Washington DC to do "something about this money mess we're in". "I thought one time lately that if the country runs out of money,...
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Funny story: (2004) Phone is Nokia's best yet

(2004) Phone is Nokia's best yet

Nokia's new 6969 phone has been lauched with a blast. Nokia's CEO Mr Ned Nedler says "We put a lot, and I mean a lot, of money into this design because we see this phone as the new benchmark in technology."...
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Funny story: (2010) Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

(2010) Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

LONDON - Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole emailed his wife Cheryl from their mansion in Surrey to the five-star Bloomin' Begonia Blooms Hotel in Central London, where she is staying. Ashley told his wife, who is scheduled to perform at t...
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Funny story: (2004) Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

(2004) Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock

The Hubble telescope has enabled scientists to observe the most distant object in the universe so far detected by man. Scientists at the California Institute of Far-fetched Phenomena today announced that despite recent problems with the mirror of the...
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Funny story: (2004) President's Records Really Ramshackle

(2004) President's Records Really Ramshackle

"Then he went outside to pee. He was a good soldier he. Went outside when he needed to to pee. For lunch he had spinach wraps. We paid him $7.35 an hour for his militaryism."...
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Funny story: (2008) Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

(2008) Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.
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Funny story: (2010) African in mud hut in Pizza Hut name infringement

(2010) African in mud hut in Pizza Hut name infringement

Legal Action may be taken against a Kenyan man who lives in a mud hut because he has started his own business making pizzas in his hut and has erected a huge sign above his hut saying Pizza Hut. Parasayip Ole Koyati set up his business selling piz...
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Funny story: (2009) MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

(2009) MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
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Funny story: (2010) Brit Awards 2010 Snubbed By John And Toni Terry

(2010) Brit Awards 2010 Snubbed By John And Toni Terry

John and Toni Terry arrived back in the UK yesterday from their Dubai sojourn, pretending to keep a low profile, but happily, if somewhat awkwardly posing for paparrazi like any normal married couple. To all outward appearances it would appear tha...
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Funny story: (2011) Horny UK Granny caught doing it "doggy style" for real!

(2011) Horny UK Granny caught doing it "doggy style" for real!

A desperately "horny" UK Granny who loved doing it "doggy style" with her many male partners decided to try it out for real. A passing rottweiler named Butch (named changed for legal reasons) decided he'd had enough of chasing boring "pussy" so he...
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Funny story: (2012) Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

(2012) Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
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