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(2007) "Cataclysmic disasters on a biblical scale"
February 21st 2008 will bring a total lunar eclipse; according to a leaked document, astronomers and scientist agree that it may well be a time of great danger for our earth. The last time the moon came that close to earth was 7981 B...Read full story
(2008) Robert Mugabe Empties Zimbabwe
News has emerged that President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugababy has persecuted so many of the citizens, that there is nobody left. All the residents of the once prosperous South African Nation have disappeared. It is be...Read full story
(2009) Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation's Econony
Britney Spears announced this morning that she was inviting all the nation's top brains in the entertainment field to Washington DC to do "something about this money mess we're in". "I thought one time lately that if the country runs out of money,...Read full story
(2010) Taylor Swift Accused Of Singing Crap By The Ghost Of Hank Williams!
Taylor Swift, American Grammy award-winning singer and songwriter, Academy of Country Music Award winner and lots of other awards to her credit too, has been visited by the ghost of country music legend, Hank Williams who died on New Year's Eve of 19...Read full story
(2007) Drug Lust for Kate and Pete
Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".Read full story
(2006) Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse
Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...Read full story
(2008) Steve Fossett Found 'Dead'
Steve Fossett, the millionaire businessman missing since last year after his single-engine plane disappeared over the Nevada desert, has been found "dead".Read full story
(2010) Chelsea Sign New Russian Star; Wags Very Excited
Today at the Stamford Bridge brothel Chelsea FC unveiled their new Russian signing. Houdyanika Bolakov, formerly of Torpedo Chernobyl, has signed for an undisclosed fee-although rumours suggest it was in the region of two balloons and a gold fish.Read full story
(2009) Roland Burris to Illinois Investigators On Blago Payoff: I Didn't Lie, Someone Stole my Identity!
Springfield, Illinois Laughing Stock Capitol of the US - Senator Roland Burris, who has amended his Illinois senate testimony while under oath in the Blagojvitch impeachment hearings 6 times, now says $50,000 withdrawn from his checking account wa...Read full story
(2010) Vernon Kay And Russell Brand To Host 30th TITS Awards
The 30th TITS awards are to be hosted by Vernon Kay and Russell Brand. The awards bash is to be hosted at the Scunthorpe Licensed Refreshment Rooms and all the big stars are to attend. Rhian Sugden is up for a couple of gongs for her part in "Don't T...Read full story
(2012) Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists
Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...Read full story
(2009) USA renamed USSR, Obama announces
American President Barack Obama today announced that the USA was changing its name to the USSR, to keep in line with its government's recent actions. 'Yes, indeedy doody', he said, 'Comrades. We are now the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and...Read full story
(2004) It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up
After 43 years of non-wedded, perhaps pretended bliss, Barbie and Ken split up.Read full story
(2010) Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages
LONDON - Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole emailed his wife Cheryl from their mansion in Surrey to the five-star Bloomin' Begonia Blooms Hotel in Central London, where she is staying. Ashley told his wife, who is scheduled to perform at t...Read full story
(2009) Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!
Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...Read full story
(2007) Howard Stern told his engagement is confusing millions of ordinary Americans
Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): News that shock jock Howard 'Private Parts' Stern is to marry his long term girlfriend Beth Ostrosky has sent shockwaves of confusion over America.Read full story
(2004) Phone is Nokia's best yet
Nokia's new 6969 phone has been lauched with a blast. Nokia's CEO Mr Ned Nedler says "We put a lot, and I mean a lot, of money into this design because we see this phone as the new benchmark in technology."...Read full story
(2007) Ralph Fiennes: The English Passenger On Qantas
It's anyone's random guess what actually occurred, as no one else was present except the two in question, but apparently Royal Shakespeare actor Ralph Fiennes followed a flight attendant into the airplane loo for whatever, and an investigatio...Read full story
(2010) Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds
Though most non-Canadians walking through the Olympic grounds in Vancouver have never heard of the obscure sport, the 2010 team curling competition has drawn huge crowds, overwhelming event staff at the Vancouver Ice Centre. With planned seating s...Read full story
(2009) MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'
The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...Read full story
(2004) Hubble, Dubbya, WMD shock
The Hubble telescope has enabled scientists to observe the most distant object in the universe so far detected by man. Scientists at the California Institute of Far-fetched Phenomena today announced that despite recent problems with the mirror of the...Read full story
(2008) Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up
The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.Read full story