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Funny story: (2008) Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

(2008) Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is sick and tired of having to pay for sex and even fork over a quid just for a little shimmy on the lap. Smith will try to restore the time honored British tradition of coming home from the Home Secretary's office after a...
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Funny story: (2008) Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

(2008) Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

MANCHESTER- Prime Minister Gordon Brown has met with Jabba the Hutt in Manchester today to discuss the worldwide financial crisis. Mr. Hutt, a known philanthropist and shrewd investor, has displayed in interest in helping the world economies with...
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Funny story: (2011) Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

(2011) Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...
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Funny story: (2007) Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

(2007) Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

Barry Bonds just clinched it. After being indicted today for perjury and obstruction of justice, Bonds won Spoofwriter, King David's award for "teacher of the year."...
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Funny story: (2010) Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

(2010) Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader. "I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...
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Funny story: (2011) Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

(2011) Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...
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Funny story: (2007) Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

(2007) Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

SAN FRANCISCO - Baseball's home run king, Barry Bonds, was his usual witty, charming self as he shrugged off questions regarding his recent indictment by a federal grand jury.
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Funny story: (2010) Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

(2010) Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...
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Funny story: (2010) Double-Barrel Madness Must Stop Say Registrars

(2010) Double-Barrel Madness Must Stop Say Registrars

Tired of endless double-barrelled surnames, UK registrars have called for common sense to prevail. A recent trend for both partners in a marriage to keep their family names and put them together is causing complications in the registrars' record k...
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Funny story: (2010) Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

(2010) Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

Mike Shanahan finally admitted it: No, not that he is the most famous colored-hating racist in the Washington, DC-Metro Area since Senator Strom Thurmond, but that his team blows monkeys, as proven by the Eagles' 28 point 1st quarter pummeling of the...
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Funny story: (2008) Flesh Eating Bug was really 'very sneaky cannibal'

(2008) Flesh Eating Bug was really 'very sneaky cannibal'

An unnamed man from Nuneaton was speaking about the shock discovery that he was very slowly being eaten by his next door neighbour, Georgia Romero, a hospital anaesthetist, part-time wine-maker and head of the local Chianti society. The revelation...
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Funny story: (2006) Pope slams The Spoof

(2006) Pope slams The Spoof

Rome - (ReUterus): Italian newspapers are fuming that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has expressed disgust at satirical sites such as The Spoof! that lampoon his boyhood Nazi allegiances and Uncle Fester-like beady eyes.
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Funny story: (2007) Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

(2007) Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

Birmingham - (Powerlessness Mess): Too many crack cocaine fumes in Amy Winehouse's touring bus have been blamed on her manager Thom Stone quitting just days after the start of her UK sell-out tour.
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Funny story: (2008) Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

(2008) Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that he will give each British citizen a PS3 along with a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV, so as to help everyone through the credit crunch this Christmas. "I believe it's a fantastic idea and one that w...
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Funny story: (2008) I Got Yule Babe

(2008) I Got Yule Babe

It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.
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Funny story: (2010) Bieber Fever Hits British Fans As Justin Bieber On World Tour

(2010) Bieber Fever Hits British Fans As Justin Bieber On World Tour

The unofficial new King of Pop, according to six million followers at last count, is about to hit the road on a world tour beginning early next year. Since the tour will begin in Britain, be sure to watch for ticket sales as dates are not settled...
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Funny story: (2011) Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

(2011) Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growing…" Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...
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Funny story: (2006) Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

(2006) Bush Agrees to Supply Monkeys to Detroit Automakers

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush told Detroit's auto industry leaders on Tuesday that he will import "as many monkeys as it takes" from Thailand to work on vehicle assembly lines for Detroit's Big Three automakers.
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Funny story: (2008) Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad

(2008) Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hillary Clinton's aspirations to be the next US Secretary of State suffered a big blow (job) this weekend. Senate Appointments Committee sources confirmed the Senator for New York would have to disclos...
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Funny story: (2010) Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

(2010) Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

Long thought to be an interior decorating problem if the home or apartment owner was looking for a singular Bauhaus or Feng Shui look, the problem was solved last month as Mohawk Carpet and Bush Drapery companies completed their merger. "It was di...
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Funny story: (2009) Mad Men Couple Heating Up TV Screen

(2009) Mad Men Couple Heating Up TV Screen

The couple on the hit television drama "Mad Men" that have been doing some pretty raunchy sex set scenes should be, and have been, given a pass from many of the TV censors for a good reason. The ABC Emmy-winning show featuring John Slattery and Ta...
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Funny story: (2008) Wrinkle Filler Drove Sarah Palin Mad and Inarticulate!

(2008) Wrinkle Filler Drove Sarah Palin Mad and Inarticulate!

The Federal Drug Adminisrattion, one of those big intrusive arms of socialistic government, helped to explain this week why normally brilliant and eloquent Sarah Palin sounded like a royal loon whose first language was gibberish during the campaign.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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