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Funny story: (2007) Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

(2007) Elvis was the King Clone - more to follow!

According to 'The Scalpel' medical journal, it was revealed that in the not-so-distant future, when scientists have perfected the cloning technique, they have decided that each person should have a copy, which would be stored...
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Funny story: (2010) Soiled Panties Sex Scam Operation Busted

(2010) Soiled Panties Sex Scam Operation Busted

The police were reportedly jubilant today after successfully busting a sex scam operation based in an industrial unit in Acton. Officers - many in full riot gear - burst into the industrial unit at 09:28 this morning and immediately put a stop to...
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Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

(2007) Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances o...
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Funny story: (2007) Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

(2007) Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.
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Funny story: (2009) Carrie Prejean Proud of Her Christian Implants

(2009) Carrie Prejean Proud of Her Christian Implants

In multiple interviews this past week, ousted California beauty queen, Carrie Prejean says that she is "proud" of her breast implants and that they fall under, or more appropriately stated, rise to the guidelines set forth by her church leadership.
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Funny story: (2010) Michael Jackson Song A Complete Sham!

(2010) Michael Jackson Song A Complete Sham!

Now it's not just the Jackson family who say that the just released Michael Jackson song "Breaking News" is not Michael. "It's a dirty sham", stated recording great Smokey Robinson. "That's not Michael. I've had my own recording company for many...
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Funny story: (2007) Internet Use While Under the Influence; Crackdown Underway

(2007) Internet Use While Under the Influence; Crackdown Underway

Madrid Spain, Spain (IP) - Interpol is coordinating a worldwide crackdown against persons using the internet while under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs or even pharmaceuticals capable of impairing judgement.
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Funny story: (2007) France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

(2007) France: Striker Sect awaits doomsday

About 100,000 members of an eccentric public servant sect have retreated to the European capital of Paris, where they have been in a stand off with authorities. The so called orthodox French Liberal Unioners of Faith "FLUF ", spread on t...
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Funny story: (2006) Playstation 3 Doubles as a Vacuum Cleaner

(2006) Playstation 3 Doubles as a Vacuum Cleaner

Bristol Parrish, author of the award winning pamphlet "For $499 DOLLARS This **** BETTER Do More Than Just Play Games For Cryin Out Loud" shocked the gaming community by revealing 101 mind-boggling secret capabilities of So...
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Funny story: (2007) Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

(2007) Dolphins Replace Cleo Lemon With Jack Lemmon

The Miami Dolphins have benched Cleo Lemon in favour of Oscar-winning actor Jack Lemmon, as the fish look to avoid an oh and sixteen season.
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Funny story: (2007) George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

(2007) George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Famous boxing champion and businessman George Foreman has unveiled a new line of clothing. He has gone on a whirlwind tour of all the morning television talk shows as well as the Oprah show and on Jay Leno over the last two w...
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Funny story: (2010) UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

(2010) UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

Just when you thought boots couldn't get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. "FUGly Boots," says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, "have been described by consumers as looking like two wet, mangy r...
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Funny story: (2010) Anal Sex - in Space?!

(2010) Anal Sex - in Space?!

An amateur astronomer, Jim Plug, has discovered the youngest ever black hole in space. Those interested in anal sex will be excited to learn that the black hole will help us understand how stars explode. Plug let the cat out of the bag after ex...
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Funny story: (2009) Evil Sprouts: Created By Satan, Official!

(2009) Evil Sprouts: Created By Satan, Official!

In a shock discovery by Terry O'Flannell, 54, Brussels sprouts have been proven to be the creation of Satan. Long thought of as the tiny cousin of a cabbage, sprouts are known for their potent gas making capabilities and foul and disgustingly horr...
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Funny story: (2008) Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

(2008) Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...
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Funny story: (2010) Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

(2010) Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger today launched an astonishing broadside at 'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith after her jungle induced 'fainting' episode on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here.' Speaking from a bus st...
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Funny story: (2010) Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

(2010) Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

London - (Portents): "Just what kind of cheapskate refuses to fork out for brand new bling anyway?" disgusted marriage guidance counsellors asked today. "William's determined to spin out that rubbishy old Diana mythology. It could so easily backf...
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Funny story: (2009) Carrie To Market "Peace In The Valley" Sex Toys To Christian Book Stores.

(2009) Carrie To Market "Peace In The Valley" Sex Toys To Christian Book Stores.

Carrie Prejean held a press conference today to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian book stores all across the country. "There is nothng in the bible about breast implants and there is nothing in the bible about persona...
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Funny story: (2008) Cold caller dies of hypothermia

(2008) Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Door to door double glazing salesman Hugh Peeveesea was found dead in a Swansea street this morning, apparently from acute hypothermia. At first, it was suspected that Mr Peeveesea was another statistic in the tragic Bridgend suicide cult that has...
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Funny story: (2007) Hillary "the Fabulous Moolah" Clinton mud wrestles with all the boys in Vegas

(2007) Hillary "the Fabulous Moolah" Clinton mud wrestles with all the boys in Vegas

Rivaling the World Wrestling Federation in action, six democratic hopeful presidential candidates went at it in a scheduled 10-round mud wrestling contest last night in Vegas.
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Funny story: (2008) Stabbings at O2 Music Event

(2008) Stabbings at O2 Music Event

Three people were stabbed at the 'Urban Music' Awards at the O2 Arena yesterday in what police have described as 'an unsurprising knife related event'. Usually there is strict security at the venue - even to the extent that when you visit the cine...
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Funny story: (2010) Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

(2010) Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

A shocking U-turn today from Clarence House as the announcement was released that Prince William and Kate Middleton are not really getting married after all. The announcement came hot on the heels of an earlier announcement to the effect that the...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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