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(2005) Relationship Experts Describe Types of Extramarital Affairs
Los Angeles, CA--Relationships experts have long known that women have extramarital affairs for various reasons, including empowerment, self-esteem, and true love. But a recently published and more in-depth analysis of infidelity indicates that there...
(2010) TSA XXX: Naked Body Scans Leak Online! Are You One?
It was bound to happen sooner or later, as at least one hundred airport security body scans have made their way online.
They began with the heading: We Have Blocked Facials, But Here Are The Best Of The Rest! At least 100 of those scanned in Flor...
(2007) 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive
People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.
(2008) Zac Efron is a Breast Man
It's official: High School Musical star Zac Efron is a breast man. Or so he tells his grandmother.
The actor likes nothing more than having a plump, ripe, juicy pair of breasts laid out in front of him to salivate over. And eat.
"I love chicken...
(2006) PlayStation 3 Release Delayed Until After Christmas
FOSTER CITY, Calif. - With the scheduled release only a couple of days away, Sony Computer Entertainment America has announced a delay in the introduction of the new PlayStation 3 in the United States and Great Britain until mid-January 2007.
(2007) Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors
Texas Mayors had a conference yesterday in Austin which had two recommendations for stemming the tide of illegal immigration. First, widen The Rio Grande, second, add alligators to it. This will both discourage attempts, and remove unwanted brave sou...
(2007) Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida
Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.
(2009) Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel reality TV star dead
Oklahoma - (Rotters): Brooke Phillips was found dead in an Oklahoma City arson attack this weekend following a fledgeling debut in the 'Cat House' reality TV series.
The 21 year-old, whose TV screen name was Hoyden Brooks, was one of four found sh...
(2007) Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million
A pizza that looked so much like Ron Paul that Hillary Clinton threatened to use it as a voodoo doll has sold on eBay for $1.9 million. Word has it Republican contenders has purchased it and plan to use it for TV commercials over the next 2 months.
(2007) US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold
U.S. Federal authorities have begun confiscating gold and and other precious metals from private holdings in the United States. Beginning with the raids yesterday in Evansville Illinois as FBI agents seized over 2 tons of privately owned bullion from...
(2008) Hilary Duff's up Miley Cyrus, High School Musical cast live in fear!
Disney pop tarts Lizzie Mcguire and Hannah Montana came to blows yesterday, for no apparent reason, apart from publicity.
Fictional Lizzie beat Hannah Montana across the back of the head, with a house-hold brick, as she was due to sing some of her...
(2010) Berkshire-Hathaway Makes Sweet Bid for Dairy Queen
Shocking Wall Street this afternoon with a surprise announcement over the acquisition of Dairy Queen, America's favorite ice cream franchise, Berkshire-Hathaway plans to bid $2 over DQ's current per-share market price to close the deal as soon as pos...
(2005) Sigourney Weaver Considers Early Man
Early humans living alongside great apes may have gained a competitive evolutionary advantage by embracing a primitive form of the Atkins diet, according to new research published this week by the University of Southern California.
(2009) Angelina Jolie and Octomom spark Mid East security alert
Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as "Octomom" because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an...
(2010) TSA Ends Travelers Airport Scanner Concerns: Air Travelers with Petite Breast or Penis Can Now Strap On Fake Body Parts
Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns.
"We here at the Department of Homela...
(2010) NAACP calls for boycott of Call of Duty; Black Ops
An enraged spokesperson for the NAACP issued a proclamation today calling for the immediate recall of all copies of the popular video game 'Black Ops'.
"When will this cultural racist stereotyping end" he cried in anguish, at one point moved to...
(2007) HN51 Virus: Risk to Domestic Cats in Prospect
A radical group of ornithologists, The Great-Tits Appreciation Society, today issued a communique warning of the dangers to cats posed by the HN51 Bird Flu Virus.
(2007) Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team
Rumor has it the pontiff will be in the US early next year to recruit Jimmy Johnson to coach Notre Dame to a championship year.
(2007) Barry Bonds; all other players indicted for steroid abuse
Barry Bonds and every other Major League Baseball player over the past eight years have been indicted for steroid abuse, according to BALCO investigators.
(2008) Angelina Jolie in Incontinence Shocker!
Brad Pitt has reportedly revealed to his back stabbing Doctor (who sold us this report for three trillion dollars, and to Hello! for 16 zillion) that Angelina Jolie has developed an incontinence problem.
'It's terrible' Brad reportedly told the Do...
(2007) Doctor Who?
There was consternation amongst the kings of Science Fiction geekery, when not one, but two Doctor Whos appeared on the BBC's charity flagship show, Children in Need.
(2005) George W. Bush to Insurgents: "We're Coming For You!"
President George W. Bush has issued his sternest warning yet to insurgents: to lay down their weapons and work with him or face military retribution. The warning was met with scorn by anti-Bush forces in Boston, New York, Chicago and San Francisco, w...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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