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(2008) NYC hookers say business still great
New York City participants in the world's oldest profession barely notice the ups and downs of the market place, let alone the surges and let downs of worldwide financial institutions. Commented local professional Enticing Cherry: "Those wimps! T...Read full story
(2008) The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!
Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa! Early reviews...Read full story
(2009) Eight hour 'normality' binge killed Gately, tests prove
The Boyzone singer Stephen Gately died of 'natural causes' a controversial post-mortem has revealed. The 'teetotal' singer, dubbed 'sweet' and 'loving' had, in fact, indulged in a huge eight-hour binge that involved a lethal cocktail of 'some drin...Read full story
(2007) Space Station Gets Vending Machines Causing Strike
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Astronauts walked off the job today and set up a picket line to protest the new food vending machines installed aboard the International Space Station (ISS).Read full story
(2010) British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'
British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...Read full story
(2010) Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!
Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"! Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately...Read full story
(2009) Simon Powell: "I eat babies to keep my skin soft and smooth"
Simon Powell reveals his beauty tips exclusively to me today. He describes how he is actually 300 years old and only stays alive by eating aborted foetuses daily - "It's really awesome for my skin, it definitely gives me the Z Factor!" Other tips...Read full story
(2009) Physicist in Shock 11 year old builds Nuclear Weapon
Physicist around the world are in shock today as the news that 11 year old Matthew Wayne Bromley of Connord Canyon has designed and built the world first privately owned micro nuclear weapon. State & Federal officials scrambled to evacuate a 2...Read full story
(2007) Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'
Britney Spears, the troubled pop star, has been given custody of two plastic baby dolls, so that authorities can ascertain whether or not she is capable of spending time safely with her children agai...Read full story
(2010) Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved
In one of the most remarkable PR turnarounds in history, X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is today the most-loved person in the world. As we reported yesterday, a PollsRUs poll had shown that Katie was more reviled even than historical evil-doers li...Read full story
(2005) Blair Denies New, "Lock Up All Bin Lookalikes" Terrorist Legislation is Racist
Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.Read full story
(2008) Palin Stripped to Get Hated Former Brother-in-Law Fired!
They say that Sarah Palin was so desperate to get her sister's former husband fired that she stripped for every official who could can the SOB. Attached photo purportedly taken by the Wasilla Trash Commissioner, "Flies" McGinty, was shown to the...Read full story
(2010) X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot
BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...Read full story
(2008) Rabbi Threatened Over Chicken Ritual
A New York City rabbi has demanded police protection after receiving threatening emails from PETA (People for Elevated Touting of Animals) after the yearly ritual slaughter of chickens before Yom Kippur, in atonement for all of New York's recent horr...Read full story
(2008) Gas price marks biggest drop ever
The price of a barrel of oil is falling so fast that to keep their oil wells pumping, Saudi Arabian oil ministers have hastily created a plan to pay motorists at the pump. Soon, when you go to get gas, you'll stick in your ATM and fill that up as w...Read full story
(2010) Sean Hannity Looks up Reaganomics on Wikipedia
New York, New York--Sean Hannity finally looked up Reaganomics on Wikipedia, because a caller to his show told him to do it. "A caller told me I was missing the point about tax cuts for the supper rich, and should look it up on Wikipedia. What re...Read full story
(2005) Mother Nature Indicted on Multiple Charges
GREEN GIANT VALLEY, CA-Listen closely to your weatherman. There's a storm of controversy brewing, precipitated by the indictment of Mother Nature for willful destruction of public and private property in the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the...Read full story
(2009) Victoria Beckham Disappears
Milan - David Beckham arrived at the Milan fashion show this week and attempted to quash rumours that him and Victoria have separated by arriving alone and holding his arm out, leaning over and speaking to it during the evening as if Posh was there o...Read full story
(2008) Government Raise Age of Consent to 20
The government in United Kingdom are trying to push the legal age that a person can have sex to 20. Last Thursday the prime minister and the government spoke in the house of commons about this subject. They believe its a good idea and may help to...Read full story
(2009) Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!
Sir Alex Ferguson is facing a life long touchline ban becauser he publicly dared to call Premier league Refs a bunch of "Stodgies!" "They're fat, overweight, too old, can't run, smoke to much, have sex before matches and then expect to keep up wit...Read full story
(2007) Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other idiots
For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched defeat fr...Read full story
(2007) Bill O'Reilly Revels in Never Washing Hands After Crapping
Inflammatory Fox radio and television pundit Bill O'Reilly made it clear in no uncertain terms that he seldom, if ever, washes his hands after taking a dump. The loofah-loving right winger claims that such sanitary impulses bespeak an unmanly adm...Read full story