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(2007) Space Station Gets Vending Machines Causing Strike
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Astronauts walked off the job today and set up a picket line to protest the new food vending machines installed aboard the International Space Station (ISS).Read full story
(2008) Palin Stripped to Get Hated Former Brother-in-Law Fired!
They say that Sarah Palin was so desperate to get her sister's former husband fired that she stripped for every official who could can the SOB. Attached photo purportedly taken by the Wasilla Trash Commissioner, "Flies" McGinty, was shown to the...Read full story
(2010) TV Lesbians make love in the morgue on licence payers money!
Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky). Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the...Read full story
(2008) The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!
Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa! Early reviews...Read full story
(2009) Eight hour 'normality' binge killed Gately, tests prove
The Boyzone singer Stephen Gately died of 'natural causes' a controversial post-mortem has revealed. The 'teetotal' singer, dubbed 'sweet' and 'loving' had, in fact, indulged in a huge eight-hour binge that involved a lethal cocktail of 'some drin...Read full story
(2008) Explosive new memo reveals that after victory, President Obama plans to rename the 'White' House!
Explosive details have been uncovered in a secret Obama memo. In order to continue with his theme of "Change", following his inauguration and move into the White House, Barack Obama plans to use his Presidential power to rename the White House. A...Read full story
(2008) NYC hookers say business still great
New York City participants in the world's oldest profession barely notice the ups and downs of the market place, let alone the surges and let downs of worldwide financial institutions. Commented local professional Enticing Cherry: "Those wimps! T...Read full story
(2010) British Men Unlikely To Embrace Lederhosen Because 'It's All A Bit Gay'
British men over the age of sixteen are expected to openly revolt against an EU directive stipulating that in the interests of European brotherhood, they should demonstrate support for their German counterparts by wearing lederhosen for work and leis...Read full story
(2010) Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!
Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"! Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately...Read full story
(2009) Physicist in Shock 11 year old builds Nuclear Weapon
Physicist around the world are in shock today as the news that 11 year old Matthew Wayne Bromley of Connord Canyon has designed and built the world first privately owned micro nuclear weapon. State & Federal officials scrambled to evacuate a 2...Read full story
(2009) Simon Powell: "I eat babies to keep my skin soft and smooth"
Simon Powell reveals his beauty tips exclusively to me today. He describes how he is actually 300 years old and only stays alive by eating aborted foetuses daily - "It's really awesome for my skin, it definitely gives me the Z Factor!" Other tips...Read full story
(2005) Blair Denies New, "Lock Up All Bin Lookalikes" Terrorist Legislation is Racist
Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.Read full story
(2010) Katie Waissel - World's Most Loved
In one of the most remarkable PR turnarounds in history, X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel is today the most-loved person in the world. As we reported yesterday, a PollsRUs poll had shown that Katie was more reviled even than historical evil-doers li...Read full story
(2008) Rabbi Threatened Over Chicken Ritual
A New York City rabbi has demanded police protection after receiving threatening emails from PETA (People for Elevated Touting of Animals) after the yearly ritual slaughter of chickens before Yom Kippur, in atonement for all of New York's recent horr...Read full story
(2010) X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot
BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...Read full story
(2008) Gas price marks biggest drop ever
The price of a barrel of oil is falling so fast that to keep their oil wells pumping, Saudi Arabian oil ministers have hastily created a plan to pay motorists at the pump. Soon, when you go to get gas, you'll stick in your ATM and fill that up as w...Read full story
(2007) Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other idiots
For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched defeat fr...Read full story
(2009) Metal And Plastic Bits Are The Key To Economic Revival Says Cameron
Opposition leader David Cameron today revealed his strategy for a strong resurgence from recession to the CBI. In a benchmark speech he told captains of industry that the way forward from recession lay in "making things out of metal and plastic, and...Read full story
(2009) Sir Alex tells Brit refs to get fit, no sex before games and lay off the "Chip Butties"!
Sir Alex Ferguson is facing a life long touchline ban becauser he publicly dared to call Premier league Refs a bunch of "Stodgies!" "They're fat, overweight, too old, can't run, smoke to much, have sex before matches and then expect to keep up wit...Read full story
(2015) Arrieta Delivers Baby; Cubs Win
The Chicago Cubs are on the verge of securing a NLDS series win over the St. Louis Cardinals. With the series victory they will only have one team in their way for the opportunity to compete in the World Series, for the first time since 1945. The...Read full story
(2009) Brian Blessed to play part of Frodo in new production of 'Lard of the Rings'
Thespian and committed luvie, Brian Blessed, is set to play the part of Frodo the Hobbit in a new stage production of 'Lard of the Rings' Other notable 'Thesps' who have indicated an interest in joining the stellar cast include; Gareth Hale of f...Read full story
(2008) Government Raise Age of Consent to 20
The government in United Kingdom are trying to push the legal age that a person can have sex to 20. Last Thursday the prime minister and the government spoke in the house of commons about this subject. They believe its a good idea and may help to...Read full story