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(2009) Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Funny story: (2009) Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...

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(2008) Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

Funny story: (2008) Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

In an unprecedented an historic celestial event, the Earth stopped rotation on its axis for three tenths of one second after midnight last night. Seismic alarms were triggered across the globe as the stoppage in rotation caused an immediate shift in...

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(2007) Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Funny story: (2007) Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Geneva (IP) - The Nobel Peace Prize is being given to so many folks these days that it has been decided to issue them via cereal boxes.

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(2012) Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Funny story: (2012) Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...

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(2009) Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

Funny story: (2009) Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

Columbus Day tourists to the famed Lincoln Memorial fled in terror as the famous statue rose from it's perch after an errant lightning bolt struck it. Rising to a height of 28 feet tall, the bewildered behemoth lumbered forth smashing the Doric co...

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(2010) Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Funny story: (2010) Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at George Clooney's Vila in Bellagio,...

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(2009) Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Funny story: (2009) Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West Washington, D.C. - Recently...

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(2004) Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Funny story: (2004) Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...

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(2010) Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Funny story: (2010) Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...

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(2009) Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

Funny story: (2009) Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

President Barack Obama was rushed to a Maryland hospital this morning just to be on the safe side after he got up from bed and began walking funny. "He was kind of one-sided", stated wife and first lady, Michelle Obama. "I was afraid it was a str...

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(2010) Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

Funny story: (2010) Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...

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(2008) Republican Daughters of the American Revolution Riot in the Streets After Palin Keynote at their Convention!

Funny story: (2008) Republican Daughters of the American Revolution Riot in the Streets After Palin Keynote at their Convention!

Call them straight-laced, dowdy and aristocratic if you wish but after listening to Sarah Palin's campaign of hate speech, the little old ladies became firebrands in the image their revolutionary ancestors. Bostonians have rarely seen elderly ric...

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(2009) Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: (2009) Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Rhythm and blues and soul pop singer Mya Marie Harrison, who is known simply as Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. The stunningly sexy 30-year-old Mya, who has the face of a 16-year-old, b...

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(2009) 'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

Funny story: (2009) 'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prison...

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(2016) New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Funny story: (2016) New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Outer Space In retraction of a news flash yesterday about a new planet in our Solar System discovered, astronomers sheepishly admitted that the planet they had discovered and named "New Kid on the Block" after the astronomer's favorite childhood ban...

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(2007) Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Funny story: (2007) Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.

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(2007) Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

Funny story: (2007) Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.

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(2010) BBC to auction official book of clichés used in miners' rescue coverage - profits go to Maggie Thatcher foundation

Funny story: (2010) BBC to auction official book of clichés used in miners' rescue coverage - profits go to Maggie Thatcher foundation

A chance to literally own your very own piece of broadcasting history emerged after the BBC today indicated it would auction 150 copies of Carnage on the Scale of What Happened in Europe During the Two World Wars - the corporation's official book of...

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(2009) Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

Funny story: (2009) Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

Geert Wilders, Dutch far right politician and "lover" of Maroccans, Turks and Muslims in general can now enter the UK legally! Albeit, he's left his Dutch "SS Speziell Einheid" troopers under a bridge in Amsterdam preparing for a "Blitzkrieg" wate...

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(2007) Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'

Britney Spears, the troubled pop star, has been given custody of two plastic baby dolls, so that authorities can ascertain whether or not she is capable of spending time safely with her children agai...

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(2008) Explosive new memo reveals that after victory, President Obama plans to rename the 'White' House!

Funny story: (2008) Explosive new memo reveals that after victory, President Obama plans to rename the 'White' House!

Explosive details have been uncovered in a secret Obama memo. In order to continue with his theme of "Change", following his inauguration and move into the White House, Barack Obama plans to use his Presidential power to rename the White House. A...

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(2007) Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

Funny story: (2007) Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

It was just another Walk for the Cure, hundreds of good folks raising money for Kidney Disease research on a bright fall morning. No one could have predicted that this time, the "Walk for the Cure" would actually lead to a cure for one of...

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