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Funny story: (2004) Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

(2004) Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

A spokesman for Real Madrid and England superstar David Beckham, has denied insinuations that the player is thick. "David is doing a number of after-hours courses at a Spanish college and we are hoping that if he passes them, that we will be abl...
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Funny story: (2009) Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

(2009) Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

Expert whale trainer, Burt Hamstead, was killed yesterday after trying to lead killer whale, Alfredo Fatface Scarlucci, to a section of the big tank where he could be more easily fed. A fellow worker, Kate Mackerel, stated that Burt had the big wh...
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Funny story: (2010) Australian child carer good to go

(2010) Australian child carer good to go

A Brisbane child carer, Sheila Box-Jellyfish, who was convicted of assaulting handicapped children in her care, has sensationally won an appeal which allows her to continue working. In separate incidents, she tied one child to a toilet and beat hi...
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Funny story: (2008) George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

(2008) George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...
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Funny story: (2007) Pope suspends gay monsignor

(2007) Pope suspends gay monsignor

Vatican Shitty - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Pope has suspended a high-ranking gay Catholic priest from the cross.
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Funny story: (2010) Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

(2010) Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground. Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in his usual inimitable way; "ONE RESCUED...
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Funny story: (2010) Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

(2010) Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

JOHNSON CITY, NY - Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...
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Funny story: (2011) Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

(2011) Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

If Liverpool lose to Man Utd Saturday their owners have promised that they will unite with their Scouse neighbours, Everton, and form a club called Liverton FC. They hope that this unification will produce a club capable of competing with their Ma...
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Funny story: (2009) Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

(2009) Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...
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Funny story: (2006) Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

(2006) Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The White House was mounting a fierce rearguard action around President Bush's personal reputation today as former colleagues of Mark Foley began their testimony before the House page-boy scandal committee, alle...
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Funny story: (2004) Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

(2004) Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

Chicago, Illinois - After decades in print, the Chicago Times has dropped the advice column "Dear Abby" for the new and often very funny, "Dear Mr. Wise Guy." The column is written by "the unknown guy" as they call him and reads as follows:...
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Funny story: (2004) Itching for Change

(2004) Itching for Change

According to a manifesto document leaked today, President Bush has already established his agenda for a second term in office.
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Funny story: (2009) Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

(2009) Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

London - (Osteoporosis): "Looks like the old Pharaoh is having the last laugh again!" curator of the British Museum chuckled today. Despite his advice thousands of wannabe believers at Westmonster Cathedral continued to file past the ossified rema...
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Funny story: (2008) Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

(2008) Ringo Too Busy for Autographs

Former Beatle Ringo Starr (real name Harris Stilton) will no longer sign memorabilia for fans and has declared he intends to throw away all fan mail received in the future. Starr, who shares a birthday with Paddington Bear and is 168 today, stat...
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Funny story: (2010) Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

(2010) Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

As the countdown to the rescue of nearly three dozen Chilean miners trapped deep in a mine for 70 days continued today, an unexpected snag developed with the announcement that Jose Galinas, a previously undisclosed 34th miner, plans to hole up and ho...
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Funny story: (2004) New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

(2004) New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

Kabul, Tuesday - Support for a second term for George W. Bush as President of the United States of America has come from a small settlement about 80 km (50 miles) north west of Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan.
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Funny story: (2008) New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

(2008) New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...
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Funny story: (2008) Lord Hastings of the BB&PA: Beer Can Bailout Ailin' Economy

(2008) Lord Hastings of the BB&PA: Beer Can Bailout Ailin' Economy

"I've always said: Beer-it's good for what ails ya'" - This, the official comment from Lord Mark Hastings of the British Beer and Pub Association. Hastings, though not a true Lord, (he got the nickname while at Oxford where the full label was Mar...
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Funny story: (2008) Vanna White, Pat Sajak May Boycott Show

(2008) Vanna White, Pat Sajak May Boycott Show

Hollywood, California- Pat Sajak and Vanna White have demanded that the United States government totally take over U.S. banks or face a boycott of their show, Wheel of Fortune, which would result in millions of U.S. citizens and tens of millions ille...
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Funny story: (2003) Beckham Put On Minimum Wage

(2003) Beckham Put On Minimum Wage

Lager cans popped in the Beckham's council flat, following the F.A.'s announcement that the England squad were to be paid the National Minimum Wage.
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Funny story: (2008) Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

(2008) Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Ringo, the 68-year-old 'former Beatle' and their forty-fifth choice for drummer, forcefully told reporters yesterday to stop referring to him as 'former Beatle' when referring to him in the news. "You people do realize The Beatles broke up in 1970...
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Funny story: (2007) Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

(2007) Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Geneva (IP) - The Nobel Peace Prize is being given to so many folks these days that it has been decided to issue them via cereal boxes.
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Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

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