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Funny story: (2005) Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

(2005) Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Faces burning with embarrassment, the producers of the James Bond film series met in an emergency closed door session to strategize a replacement replacement after having their offer of the role refused by Clive Owen, then Hugh Jackman, and finally R...
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Funny story: (2009) Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

(2009) Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

There was cause for celebration in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya tonight as, despite the saddening news of the untimely demise of Irish boyband homosexual singer Stephen Gately, it was revealed that satirical writer, social commentator...
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Funny story: (2008) McCain and Palin Poll Surge

(2008) McCain and Palin Poll Surge

John McCain and Sarah Palin's popularity have surged in recent weeks when news of their previous exploits emerged. Whilst visiting his wife at her office in LA, McCain became embroiled in a terrorist plot. The terrorists were holding the employees...
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Funny story: (2010) Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

(2010) Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers. "They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they s...
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Funny story: (2010) Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

(2010) Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

Quality Entertainment is reporting that a wobbly Snooki, the Jersey Shore star, has showed up to sign autographs for fans for free to serve out part of her sentence for her public intoxication hearing. She signed autographs for three hours as oth...
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Funny story: (2008) Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

(2008) Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...
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Funny story: (2009) Manchester United to replay un-won matches

(2009) Manchester United to replay un-won matches

As the world casts a weary eye towards the onslaught of Christmas, football clubs are now pondering an added complication that comes with the yuletide package. While one of the greatest bugbears in life as a Premiership manager is an increasingly...
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Funny story: (2010) Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

(2010) Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

Courteney Cox today revealed the true reason behind the breakdown of her marriage to David Arquette - a sex ban. Yes, Cox (46) said 'We haven't had sex for over 6 months now, well not in the same room anyway.' She blames David's lack of maturity,...
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Funny story: (2007) Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

(2007) Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

Officials of the Post Office's Communication Workers Union are up in arms about the recently agreed deal with Management and are planning to show their dismay with senior union officials by walking out on all union activi...
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Funny story: (2005) Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

(2005) Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag "the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...
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Funny story: (2007) Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

(2007) Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

London, England (IP) - A divorce magistrate has tossed out the settlement that Heather Mills originally won in her gold digging case against Paul McCartney.
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Funny story: (2009) Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

(2009) Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

You could call it a casting coup of sorts with all three Khan's in the same film a delight for film fan's all over the world. After playing countless Hindu based roles the three King Khan's of Bollwood Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, have...
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Funny story: (2007) Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

(2007) Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Denver, Colorado (IP) - Officials at the Denver mint have announced that Larry Craig will be pictured on the new Three-dollar bill that will be issued this week.
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Funny story: (2010) Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

(2010) Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...
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Funny story: (2007) Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

(2007) Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.
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Funny story: (2009) Job applications for "horny" airport "Naked Scanner" operators fly high!

(2009) Job applications for "horny" airport "Naked Scanner" operators fly high!

The new airport "Naked Scanner" being presently trialled at Manchester airport has caused an avalanche of job applications for the positions of operators! Applicants have been sending their CV's to global airports attempting to be first in line w...
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Funny story: (2011) New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

(2011) New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
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Funny story: (2004) CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

(2004) CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

Michael Moore the renowned film director, polemicist (bullsh*t artist) and political analysis (they're studying him) has gone on the campaign trail, in support of Senator John Kerry. Kerry of course, is the Democratic nominee for president and Am...
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Funny story: (2007) England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

(2007) England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...
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Funny story: (2009) Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

(2009) Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney has agreed to record an album with Yoko Ono, wife of his ex-Beatles bandmate John Lennon. McCartney who is a world-renowned animal rights activist, peace activist, and crumpets activist said that he and Ms. Ono have sai...
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Funny story: (2008) Bristol Palin's fiancee running for Alaska senate

(2008) Bristol Palin's fiancee running for Alaska senate

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiancee and high school drop out believes he's qualified to run for the Alaska Senate. Judging by his future mother in law's whirlwind political career, Levi shouldn't have any problem reaching his dream. "A High...
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Funny story: (2004) Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

(2004) Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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