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Funny story: (2008) Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

(2008) Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.
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Funny story: (2007) Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

(2007) Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Texas Stadium in Dallas Texas, now without a paying tenant after the Cowboys called it quits and sold the 122,700,000 square foot complex to the Walmart corporation expects to open it's doors AS WALMART Super Sunday right after Prince's halft...
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Funny story: (2007) Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

(2007) Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

The entire Muslim community was angered today when it was revealed that Saddam Hussein received only 34 virgins after death. That's less than half the number of virgins promised in the Koran.
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Funny story: (2008) Kate McCann Rebranded

(2008) Kate McCann Rebranded

News emerged today that award winning Lisbon based design agency E-Nova have been retained by the Find Madeleine fund to undertake a ground up rebranding exercise of key elements of Team McCann in order to increase their appeal in the Portuguese mark...
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Funny story: (2009) Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

(2009) Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope. Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate. "It wasn't hard to find,"...
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Funny story: (2008) Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

(2008) Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

South Carolina - On the heels of a stunning defeat in the New Hampshire primary the Paul candidacy came forward today with an even more stunning revelation. It appears that negotiations are "in the works" to enlist porn legend Mary Carey t...
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Funny story: (2008) France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

(2008) France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...
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Funny story: (2005) Harry goose-steps into trouble

(2005) Harry goose-steps into trouble

Prince Harry has been ordered by his superiors to apologise to the public after the publication of a photograph showing him wearing a swastika armband, holding a spliff in one hand and a glass of absinthe in the other.
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Funny story: (2009) Harry Potter Star Disses Series

(2009) Harry Potter Star Disses Series

According to an anonymous source, Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has recently admitted to his "intense dislike" of J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter books. "I'm honored to have been chosen as lead actor in the films, but as far as the books...
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Funny story: (2007) Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

(2007) Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

Zurich, Switzerland - (Rioters): The Swiss government has unveiled plans for their Doomsday Cuckoo Clock which gauges world credibility of its banking secrecy arrangements which have fallen so far behind internationally accepted standards that they a...
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Funny story: (2010) Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

(2010) Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...
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Funny story: (2007) Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

(2007) Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

In the throes of his battle with Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters, The Donald has reported receiving a congratulatory call from deposed diva Star Jones.
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Funny story: (2008) Gerry McCann Rebranded

(2008) Gerry McCann Rebranded

Following the successful completion of the rebranding of the McCanns in Portugal, it has today been revealed that the Team McCann brand has also been overhauled in Spanish territories too.
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Funny story: (2009) Prince Harry arranged marriage shock!

(2009) Prince Harry arranged marriage shock!

On the topic of the recent Harry debacle over the use of Paki, comes reports that Harry is involved in a arranged marriage to Pakistani princes Zahra. A spokesman from Clarence house stated that these allegations were part of Charles disgust abou...
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Funny story: (2009) Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

(2009) Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

The row about Prince Harry calling another soldier a "little Paki" is now officially over, the Palace has said. Speaking through a large aperture in its front door, St James Palace announced that the prince had apologised to the diminutive Pakista...
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Funny story: (2010) Women detest other women

(2010) Women detest other women

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...
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Funny story: (2011) Name for new Beckham baby announced

(2011) Name for new Beckham baby announced

David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name...
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Funny story: (2010) Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

(2010) Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

Tiger Woods has apparently checked himself into a sex clinic near Los Angeles, according to one Billy Rautch who was a patient there for the past two months. "Everybody knows he's there but no one has seen him", stated Rautch to UP2. "They even ha...
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Funny story: (2011) Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

(2011) Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

A naked male pygmy from the Ituri Forest in the Congo has received over 10,000 marriage proposals from women and 200 from men all around the world after appearing on the cover of the National Geographic. Although the magazine uses a black box over...
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Funny story: (2004) Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

(2004) Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.
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Funny story: (2009) Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

(2009) Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
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Funny story: (2011) Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

(2011) Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

Everett, WA - Today Jim Albaugh, President and CEO of Boeing's Commercial Airline division announced at a press conference that delivery of the oft-postponed Boeing 787 Luxury Airliner will be April 1, 2025. After hearing the collective gasp insid...
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"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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