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(2007) Panting Pets Protest Petty Prettying
According to a new survey by veterinarians, dogs and cats do not enjoy being clothed in cute sweaters or jackets or pants or hats or sunglasses!...
(2006) Nicole Richie opens driving school
Nicole Richie, adopted daughter of Lionel Richie and star of the TV show, The Simple Life, announced today she'd be opening a chain of driving schools catering to air headed debutantes.
(2006) Theres Nothing Dumb about Soap Stars
Coronation Street's most accomplished actor has allegedly quit the show because of allegations that T.V. bosses have been deliberately dumbing down the programme.
(2007) Soulja Boy remembered on Pearl Harbor Day
As America's attention turned to the anniversary of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor Friday, military officials, high school students and other experts talked about one of the country's unsung military heroes: Soulja Boy.
(2007) Pakistan election results already decided - January 8, 2008 heralds Year One of the "Pervez Dynasty" - Troika of Pervezes to rule for 5-10 years.
Borrowing a page from the handbook of another 'trusted US ally' - the late Shah of Iran - Pakistan's Prez Musharraf put on a Persepolis type
(2007) Conrad Black will be allowed to Spoof from Prison
Chicago, Illinois - (Perjuring Mess): Convicted swindler and former newspaper boss Lord Black of Crossharbour will be able to write for a satirical comedy website even after he enters prison on March 3 according to federal prison sources in FCI Cole...
(2006) Concern Over E. Coli Outbreaks Sparks Creative Thinking - Terra Farming Plan For Mars Revealed
Scientists for the FDA (Food is a Drug Administration) concerned about recent outbreaks of E. Coli this fall and winter in the United States, suggested today that Mars might be the answer for an alternative food source.
(2006) BBC's Groundforce to Renovate Barbara Bush's Bush
The BBC proudly announced the jewel in their Christmas crown last night, with news that President Bush had OK'd the redesign of his wife's bush.
(2007) Dinosaurs "tougher than previously thought"
Fossil hunters have uncovered the remains of a dinosaur that has much of its soft tissue still intact. The specimen, found in an underground cave hundreds of feet below Soho, London, is said to prove that some dinosaurs were much "toughe...
(2007) New Evidence in Labour Sleaze Donation Scandal
A Blackpool pensioner has emerged as the true benefactor of a colossal donation to the Labour Party, previously thought to have come from billionaire F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone.
(2003) Pull off into paradise?
A boarding house situated in Blackpool has been charged with false advertising. Their slogan ‘pull off into paradise' has been targeted by the police because of its misleading nature. One policeman said ‘this catchphrase suggests that the boarding ho...
(2007) Cunning linguistics at play in Pakistani politics - Bhutto says "hum elections definitely winnenge" - copycat Musharraf argues "Benazir 200% loosenge"
[ISLAMABAD]: A new war of words is taking place in the Pakistani capital. Amidst all the brouhaha and usual rhetoric of who is more a democrat, who is more the...
(2003) Gore Endorses Self, Commits Suicide
In a posthumous interview, Al Gore answered questions about this unforeseen turn of events.
(2011) Animal Rights Bimbos Get Naked to Protest Old Ladies Who Wear Fur - Old Ladies Wear Fur to Protest Animal Rights Bimbos Getting Naked!
Ahh the age old debates: Fur vs. Nudity. Wrinkly wizened wisdom vs. supple flexibility.
Today marked a clash of the worldviews as well as a clash of the generations as young and old took to the streets to protest ... each other!
An animal right...
(2009) Susan Boyle: Elvis I Saw Was Naked
"You all are just jealous because when I saw Elvis that time, he was naked as a jaybird."
This comes from singer sensation Susan Boyle when asked about her being one of tens of thousands of people who have claimed they saw Elvis Presley, in inter...
(2007) Rainbow - The Movie
Lamented Television show Rainbow is to be made into a movie. The tale of George, Zippy, Bungle and Geoffrey will be turned into a smorgasbord of neon, shadow worn characterisation by Quentin Taratino.
(2007) Snowball Earth?
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...
(2010) Clegg Slips Down the Greasy Pole
Liberal Democrat headquarters, guarded by 500 police with horses, dogs, water canon, tear gas and guns, hailed a great day for Liberal Politics. Some people still backed Nick Clegg!
However, Clegg has slipped down the greasy pole and his arse hit...
(2010) Cameron and Clegg to see marriage counselor
DAVID Cameron and Nick Clegg released a joint statement yesterday, confirming rumours that they were seeing a marriage counselor and that their marriage had hit rocky times of late. However, they went on to say that they were determined to make thing...
(2011) Jeans influence how much sleep you need
A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts.
Researchers planned to su...
(2008) Artist Sends Decorated Christmas Tree Balls To White House
The White House will not display a set of Christmas tree ornaments that calls for President George W. Bush's impeachment and also that of Vice President Cheney.
The ornaments were made by artist Bedorah Flatulance, who says she wanted to honor Rep...
(2007) Former Yorkshire Miners Back Striking Bobbies
Two former Yorkshire miners have backed the police over their bitter dispute with the government saying it's all water under the bridge. Alf Tupper and Sam McGrime, of the Flag and Parrot, Mexborough were referring to 12 March, 1984 when 100000 m...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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