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(2008) Ferguson Backs Rooney Investigation

Funny story: (2008) Ferguson Backs Rooney Investigation

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has backed the calls for an investigation into stamping allegations levelled at Wayne Rooney during the Reds' Champions League match with Aalborg on Wednesday. Rooney is alleged to have trodden on the ch...

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(2007) Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

Funny story: (2007) Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

A British woman living in Sudan has been arrested and charged with blasphemy and insulting Islam for having the letter M in her name, which also belongs in the name of Prophet Muhammad.

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(2007) American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

Funny story: (2007) American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- English football hero David Beckham is getting cheers from America and jeers from England today as he announced that he will play the next world cup for America. Since his move to North American Soccer, there has been a t...

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(2003) Statue of Liberty To Have New Home!

The Statue of Liberty was purchased by a Baptist Church in the Heartland of the U.S. today. The First Church of Baptist purchased the landmark from the city of New York for a whopping 235 million dollars.

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(2008) Man Cannot Live by Bread alone, claims God

Funny story: (2008) Man Cannot Live by Bread alone, claims God

God's been talking more bollox and this time it's about foodstuffs. The divine being was waiting in line at the local supermarket when he suddenly began preaching in his usual demented manner. He said that man cannot live by bread alone - which is...

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(2009) Video Game Violence Slated

Funny story: (2009) Video Game Violence Slated

The Cycle's Electronic Entertainment Correspondent Arbuthnot Flange-Plate reports: A sudden upswing in teenage violence has led to rabid calls for the banning of violent video games. Sir Waldorf Qum-Buquet Liberal Peer for spoiling peoples' fun...

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(2006) The Dalai Lama Predicts that Kierkegaard will be Reincarnated as Osho on Christmas Eve

Funny story: (2006) The Dalai Lama Predicts that Kierkegaard will be Reincarnated as Osho on Christmas Eve

The virginity of our Blessed Lady was defined under anathema in the third canon of the Lateran Council held in the time of Pope Martin I, A.D. 649. The Nicene-Constantinopolitan Creed, as recited in the Mass, expresses belief in Christ "incarnat...

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(2008) President Bush receives phone call from Santa Claus

Funny story: (2008) President Bush receives phone call from Santa Claus

The President of the United States, George W Bush, today received a telemarketing call from none other than the jolly fat bloke in the red suit, yes, Santa Claus. In what is believed to be a world first, Santa Claus has decided to ask people pers...

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(2007) Oprah for Obama - Double-O factor takes unusual turn! New poll has Oprah Winfrey leading Hillary Clinton by double digits in Iowa, New Hampshire, S.Carolina!! Queen of talk shows considering Presidential run!!!

Funny story: (2007) Oprah for Obama - Double-O factor takes unusual turn! New poll has Oprah Winfrey leading Hillary Clinton by double digits in Iowa, New Hampshire, S.Carolina!! Queen of talk shows considering Presidential run!!!

With cries of "Run Oprah Run" filling the air, the talk-show icon and Earth Mother addressed thousands of her adoring fans over the weekend - during her official public celebrity en...

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(2007) Mike Huckabee: Perfecting the Art of Bible Thumping

Funny story: (2007) Mike Huckabee: Perfecting the Art of Bible Thumping

BRIMSTONE, SOUTH CAROLINA - Hoping to prove that lemmings have nothing over most Americans, Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is working out all the kinks in his Bible thumping routine.

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(2008) Santa Exposed

Funny story: (2008) Santa Exposed

Santa Claus was exposed as a fraud today by a school teacher in Liverpool. The young teacher, Miss Take, shocked the pupils in her charge when she announced that Santa Claus was fictitious to a class of six and seven year old children. She shatter...

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(2007) Evel Kneivel's Hearse Clears Record 30 Gravestones

Funny story: (2007) Evel Kneivel's Hearse Clears Record 30 Gravestones

BUTTE, Montana (Heewack News Network)-- The hearse carrying the body of famed stuntrider Evel Kneivel cleared a record 30 gravestones at his burial site, providing a spectacular ending to a solemn service and a storied career.

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(2011) Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...

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(2008) Ann Coulter has Jaw Wired Shut

Funny story: (2008) Ann Coulter has Jaw Wired Shut

Liberals everywhere rejoiced at the new that Ann Coulter had her jaw wired shut. It turns out that the right-wing hate monger broke her money maker and had to have it immobilized. Victims of her scathing, anti-left books and speeches came out of t...

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(2006) Not looking good for Geller but his penis will pull through.

Funny story: (2006) Not looking good for Geller but his penis will pull through.

Days after the tragic 'wankathon' accident which has left paranormalist Uri Geller fighting for his life, doctors claim that, although there is not much they can do for him, his penis will pull through.

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(2010) X-Factor Matt Cardle's Dirty Filthy Shameful Secret Life Revealed - Shocking Exclusive!

Funny story: (2010) X-Factor Matt Cardle's Dirty Filthy Shameful Secret Life Revealed - Shocking Exclusive!

Most of the TV viewing public quite correctly empathise with poor Essex painter and decorator (?) Matt Cardle off the X-Factor, because he's so humble, and because he's a proper musician as opposed to the plastic wannabes he's up against (apart from...

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(2007) British and Saudi Arms Scandal Astounds World

Funny story: (2007) British and Saudi Arms Scandal Astounds World

LONDON (FMLiveWire) - The massive BAE weapons bribery scandal enveloping the British Government and the Saudi Arabian royal family continues to astound the world.

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(2007) Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

Funny story: (2007) Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

WASHINGTON - A five-year study concludes that cigarette smoking is the leading cause of everything, from motorcycle accidents to catastrophic natural disasters and failed romances to mental disorders.

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(2009) Palin Agrees to Debate Al Gore On Climate Change: Will Speak In Tongues

Sarah Palin has announced after days of excuses and complaints that she would not be treated fairly in a debate with Al Gore has decided that she would, indeed, debate him on climate change. Said Palin, "I know what their plans are and that is to...

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(2007) Conrad Black will be allowed to Spoof from Prison

Funny story: (2007) Conrad Black will be allowed to Spoof from Prison

Chicago, Illinois - (Perjuring Mess): Convicted swindler and former newspaper boss Lord Black of Crossharbour will be able to write for a satirical comedy website even after he enters prison on March 3 according to federal prison sources in FCI Cole...

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(2007) Sudan Row Boy Admits it was His Idea

Funny story: (2007) Sudan Row Boy Admits it was His Idea

The schoolboy at the centre of the Sudanese Teddy Bear Row has revealed for the first time that it was his idea to name the bear Mohammed.

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(2007) Snowball Earth?

Funny story: (2007) Snowball Earth?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...

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