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Funny story: (2009) X-factor's Joe McElderry says "Yes. The rumours are all true"

(2009) X-factor's Joe McElderry says "Yes. The rumours are all true"

Joe McElderry has confirmed today that the rumours about him are all true. He is a Vampire, and those pointy teeth aren't just a coincidental dental misfortune. "I'm not a bad vampire, though." He says. "I'm a cheeky Geordie Vampire, and we're...
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Funny story: (2008) Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

(2008) Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

Vanessa Hudgens' ass problems just keep on getting worse! Now her closest friends are publicly complaining about the stench and the large amounts of of sticky shit that covers that stars carpets and furniture. It's now gone out of all control that...
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Funny story: (2009) Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

(2009) Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship. At a press co...
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Funny story: (2003) Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

(2003) Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.
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Funny story: (2005) White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey

(2005) White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey

WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.
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Funny story: (2007) Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

(2007) Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

It was once a byword for romance and sophistication - the literary form of choice for tentative suitors and genteel fops alike, but new research published today has revealed that poetry is, as many had feared, "pretentious, cumbersome and utterl...
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Funny story: (2010) X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?

(2010) X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?

Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers. Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...
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Funny story: (2007) Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

(2007) Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

Hollywood, California - Men, who love women with boy butts, or struggling to repress any latent homosexual tendencies, broke out into tears when they heard the news of Jessica Alba's pregnancy today.
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Funny story: (2007) Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

(2007) Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...
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Funny story: (2009) Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

(2009) Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area. The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was t...
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Funny story: (2005) Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!

(2005) Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!

DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a stunning new automobile that is bound to revive the fortunes of the recently troubled automaker. "After several quarters of lackluster sales, we think we have a breakthrough new car that will revolutioniz...
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Funny story: (2009) Tiger Woods, the porn movie of Hollywood

(2009) Tiger Woods, the porn movie of Hollywood

Hollywood, Los Angeles: Tyler Knight will be starring as Tiger the golfer, and Kayden Kross will be starring as Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, in this big movie to be financed by Tiger's major sponsors. With the multiple extramarital affairs, with...
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Funny story: (2009) Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

(2009) Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
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Funny story: (2007) New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

(2007) New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Details have been released regarding Britain's next generation of fighting Ships.
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Funny story: (2005) Queen unveils majestic new look

(2005) Queen unveils majestic new look

She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

(2007) Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."...
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Funny story: (2012) Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

(2012) Mike Tyson is not becoming a transsexual; he's just feeling his feminine side!

An African spoof site has reported that ex-boxer, ear biter and general ex-hooligan, Mike Tyson, is undergoing a sex-change operation! Well this spoof site can reveal that it is just not true because Mike is just feeling his feminine side right now a...
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Funny story: (2007) Julianne Hough get Crabs from Helio Castroneves

(2007) Julianne Hough get Crabs from Helio Castroneves

Julianne Hough is a well known Ball Room dancer featured on ABC Dances with the Star. She was treated at the Atlanta Regional Medical center for a sexually transmitted disease (STD) called Crabs (also called pubic lice) which are small, wingless ins...
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Funny story: (2010) X-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?

(2010) X-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon. Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...
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Funny story: (2009) Tiger Woods borrows Prince Jefri's orgy yacht 'Tits'

(2009) Tiger Woods borrows Prince Jefri's orgy yacht 'Tits'

Orlando, Fla - (Gonads): "Elin's hired a sniffer dog hitsquad! She's strip searching the boat for stowaway hookers!" Tiger Woods complained on his cellphone today. The golfing champ's website had just announced that Woods was giving up sex for th...
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Funny story: (2012) Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

(2012) Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence

NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
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Funny story: (2009) Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

(2009) Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

Saffron Burrows who worked in Circle of Friends and appeared in Frida, Troy and shark shocker Deep Blue Seas came out and announced to the world that she's a devoted lesbian. In 2000 she told Tatler magazine, "I prefer the company of women when me...
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Angry Birds CEO to step down

Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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