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Funny story: (2005) Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

(2005) Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

PEQUOD, SD --- Last Thursday, working mom Nora Paskow taped what she believed on of her sons' art projects to the refrigerator. Now she and her family have gone into hiding, not knowing whether the ever growing mob of rage-filled art historians will...
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Funny story: (2011) Shakespeare was dyslexic

(2011) Shakespeare was dyslexic

Builders in Stratford upon Avon excavating the site near Shakespeare's home have uncovered evidence that noted playright William was a dyslexic. Under piles of rubble the found documents and discovered they were original scripts for plays with Editor...
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Funny story: (2007) Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

(2007) Saddam Hussein Kitchenware a Big Hit at Ikea

Ikea announced record Christmas profits yesterday and claimed that it was all due to their new Saddam Hussein kitchen range.
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Funny story: (2011) Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

(2011) Kourtney Kardashian Unveils Her Weight-Loss Secrets

12-year old Lobotomy Channel reality star Kourtney Kardashian was keen to show off her incredibly-toned physique as recently as last Wednesday, as she looked absolutely incredible basking in the sun in Miami with her boyfriend Scott "Spotted" Dicksic...
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Funny story: (2010) New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

(2010) New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

Simon Cowell said that there were going to be big surprises in store for the 2010 series of the X Factor but when he announced that Danii Minogue would be replaced by Stephen Hawking, we were all relieved. We all knew from the moment that she was...
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Funny story: (2007) Scientology next for Beckham

(2007) Scientology next for Beckham

Madrid, Spain - (Ass Mess): Has-been football superstar David Beckham admitted today that he has been receiving coaching lessons ahead of a full-bling conversion ceremony into the cult of Scientology later this year after scoring a blinder in their P...
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Funny story: (2009) Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

(2009) Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...
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Funny story: (2006) Irish Government To Introduce New Pedestrian Speed Limits For City Centre

(2006) Irish Government To Introduce New Pedestrian Speed Limits For City Centre

Ireland- The Irish government have called time on reckless pedestrians. Following the recent spate of Dublin shoppers bumping into one another, Transport Minister, Martin Cullen, has announced that new speed limits -some as low as 5kph (3mph)...
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Funny story: (2007) Psychology Returns to its Old but Unhappy Roots

(2007) Psychology Returns to its Old but Unhappy Roots

They are calling it: "The Scientific Pursuit of Happiness: optimism, gratitude, mindfulness, hope, spirituality". Positive Psychology is all the rage on some campuses but the deeply rooted traditions of modern psychology are reasserting th...
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Funny story: (2004) President Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil

(2004) President Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil

President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from,...
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Funny story: (2009) Windows Seven Released

(2009) Windows Seven Released

Microsoft unveiled Windows 7 on Saturday, demonstrating the multitude of features that the new version of the operating system has to offer. The overwhelming of the download servers is not Microsoft's biggest headache for the new product though. "...
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Funny story: (2007) Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

(2007) Bush Reveals Operation "Middle Ages" In State of the Union Address; Trades White House For Transylvanian Castle

President Bush, in last night's state of the union address, surprised the whole nation when he revealed a plan to buy all of Europe's old, 14th century castles, including Dracula's, Transylvanian castle in Romania, built 600 year ago to g...
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Funny story: (2012) Britney Spears Says Her Goal For 2012 Is To Look Like The Ultra Skinny LeAnn Rimes

(2012) Britney Spears Says Her Goal For 2012 Is To Look Like The Ultra Skinny LeAnn Rimes

NEW ORLEANS - Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick flew down to the Big Easy for some much needed rest and relaxation after she finished her Femme Fatale Al Fresco Concert Tour. Spears recently spoke with Left Coast Mirror Magazine and s...
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Funny story: (2007) NY Trans Fat Ban Will Severely Limit Food Options

(2007) NY Trans Fat Ban Will Severely Limit Food Options

New York City's ban on trans fats will permit city residents to consume only a handful of foods such as cabbage, tofu, and chewing gum. Starting in 2008, New Yorkers will have to settle for eating to live rather than living to eat. Manhattan...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

(2009) Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

When Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in as President of the United States, he will not have one hand on the Bible (a tradition dating back to George Washington). He will, instead, take the oath of office with one hand on the Koran (the scripture book...
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Funny story: (2006) Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

(2006) Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

New York, Jan. 12, 2005: Paris Hilton's habit of carrying around her pets like they were disposable fashion accessories has become a fashion in itself, spawning a new Chihuahua leather market.
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Funny story: (2008) President Bush Declares Victory in "War on White House Squirrel Family"

(2008) President Bush Declares Victory in "War on White House Squirrel Family"

President Bush held a press conference Wednesday to declare that the squirrels that keep stealing his wife's wig have been successfully neutralized.
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Funny story: (2007) Official: Bush upset with Hussein video

(2007) Official: Bush upset with Hussein video

WASHINGTON (QWERTY NEWS) -- President Bush was upset after watching the video of Saddam Hussein's execution, comparing it to other films he has watched from the comfort of his home movie theater in his Crawford Texas Ranch, White House officials...
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Funny story: (2011) Sarah Palin To Journalists: Those Crosshairs Are Your Fault, Somehow

(2011) Sarah Palin To Journalists: Those Crosshairs Are Your Fault, Somehow

Republicanesque turboretard Sarah Palin has figured out a way out from under the weight of Gunsight-Gate, and it only took her four days to come up with it: It's all your fault, journalists. Via a video posted on the fansite LickLeBronsThicknes...
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Funny story: (2008) San Francisco Zoo Claims Accelerated Evolution Amongst Big Cats

(2008) San Francisco Zoo Claims Accelerated Evolution Amongst Big Cats

San Francisco zoo has today sensationally claimed that its big cats are evolving more rapidly in captivity than other wild cats all over the world.
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Funny story: (2009) German Meteorologists Warn Against Peircings In Record Cold

(2009) German Meteorologists Warn Against Peircings In Record Cold

After Slovenia set a low record temperature of -49C this past weekend, Slovenia Media have reported recommendations of the meteorological institute of Germany, which says that body piercings could cause people who venture outside in very cold weather...
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Funny story: (2009) Revolution in Venezuela Reported

(2009) Revolution in Venezuela Reported

Washington DC: It is being reporting that a revolution has taken place in Venezuela. Confirmation has been received from Speedy Gonzalez the leader of the Junta of Army Generals, which deposed President Hugo Chavez in a bloodless coup. President...
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Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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