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(2008) India Unveils Shitty New Car
(New Dehli) - Hoping to fill the void in the piece of shit car world left when the Yugo ceased production, India unveiled the $2500 Tata Nano, a cheap crapbox that will surely disappoint car enthusiasts all over the world.
(2008) Affordable Tata Car runs on "People Power"
Tata Motors chairman Ratan Tata has unveiled a brand spanking new innovation in car manufacturing that he believes will open up the possibility of affordable car ownership for the general population of one of the worlds most populous...
(2006) Amelia Earhart Luggage Lost
JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.
(2004) Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror
President Bush has announced plans for future space exploration. The President, regarded as the most powerful man on the planet, has highlighted plans to build a base on the moon "before the Ruskies do" so he can launch manned missions to M...
(2009) Paris Hilton confirms she is a virgin once again
Paris Hilton, chairman of the World Airhead Society, and for some very bizzare reason, known only to readers of trashy gossip magazines and newspapers without much news in (but plenty of bare breasts), a famous person, has announced that she is defin...
(2007) Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone
Macworld, San Francisco - (Ass Mess): A revolutionary new Wiccan hex-messaging i-Phone launched at the annual Geekfest in San Francisco this week is a runaway winner according to reports which show it is outstripping conventional cellphone technology...
(2010) Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole
Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole.
"I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...
(2009) New Apple Toaster
Apple have decided to move out of the computer lab and into the kitchen - Apple's latest invention is the iToast toaster.
"We've examined the concept of the toaster from the ground up to see what people really want out of a toaster, and built a ma...
(2008) Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare
Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.
(2011) Adam Lambert Seen Skating After Taylor Lautner on Slick NYC Streets
While ABC's Robin Roberts was busy trying to show the American public exactly how bad the conditions are with the almost blizzard-like snow and ice pile-up in New York City, careful viewers caught a glimpse of Taylor Launter trying to flee from Adam...
(2011) Stephanie Seymour Defends Son's Boob-Grope: "It's OK, He's A Butt-Pirate."
Odd photos of Stephanie Seymour and her 17-year-old son Peter have surfaced, in which it appears Peter is stroking his mother's right nipple while sticking his tongue in her mouth while on vacation in St. Bart's surfaced, but Mommy says it's OK, beca...
(2009) Richard Gere Now California's Biggest Gerbil Breeder
Actor Richard Gere has now gained the distinction of being the largest breeder of gerbils. The small animals are sold in pet stores for pets and as food for snakes and other reptiles. They are also used in scientific experiments and drug testing.
(2011) Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack
Some a--hole with far too much time on his hands stopped masturbating to youporn videos long enough to hijack Selena Gomez's Facebook page, ostensibly to teach Mark Zuckerberg a lesson!
Or at least that is what police first thought.
"Ms. Gomez...
(2011) USA to lose licence to use English language
The current 250 year licence granted to the USA to use English as its official language is due to expire at the end of January 2011. The licence was originally granted by King George III and intended as a stop-gap till the colony (as it was then) dec...
(2008) Global Warming Blamed for Huckabee Surge
Republican voters have been in distress for the past few months after having learned that they have actually caucused and voted for presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee in recent primaries. After careful study, students at the University of South Carol...
(2010) Two Nuns Arrested For Smoking Marijuana
Washington DC-- Two Roman Catholic nuns were arrested today for smoking marijuana outside the National Cathedral. Sister Mary Jane and Sister Sensimilla were charged with possession of a controlled substance and then released on bail. The two nuns...
(2007) Fire in New Orleans
A small fire happened in New Orleans and basically nobody cared. Samuel Michael Schildkraut spent some three and a half years in New Orleans and recalls, "As with many cities and towns, you'll meet some very nice people, but it was hard to f...
(2010) Shagging Iris depleted my manhood says Kirk 'The Graduate' McCambley
Belfast - (Gonads): The Northern Ireland butcher says his ex-lover's carnal appetites were so gross it sometimes felt like his entire manhood 'had been sucked from his loins' after some of their steamy x-rated sessions.
"And then I found out like...
(2007) George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.
(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
(2010) NFL Expansion Plans Have Former President Bush Excited
Plans announced by the NFL (National Football League) to expand to 40 teams by 2020 have former President George "Dubya" Bush excited. Bush, who used to be part owner and the managing partner of the Texas Rangers baseball team has expressed a desire...
(2011) Millions More Dead Birds Discovered in U.S.
Urging calm, Kathleen Sebelius, the Secretary of U.S Department of Health and Human Services, has issued a statement giving specific instructions to anyone who has seen dead birds around their home or business, especially if the birds were found in t...
(2007) Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!
Every office has the guy who spends all day looking at internet porn, or the woman who unknowingly provides entertainment by constantly screaming on the phone to her ex about what a jerk he is. Managers are reluctant to fire them because it means lo...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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