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(2008) India Unveils Shitty New Car

Funny story: (2008) India Unveils Shitty New Car

(New Dehli) - Hoping to fill the void in the piece of shit car world left when the Yugo ceased production, India unveiled the $2500 Tata Nano, a cheap crapbox that will surely disappoint car enthusiasts all over the world.

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(2008) Affordable Tata Car runs on "People Power"

Funny story: (2008) Affordable Tata Car runs on "People Power"

Tata Motors chairman Ratan Tata has unveiled a brand spanking new innovation in car manufacturing that he believes will open up the possibility of affordable car ownership for the general population of one of the worlds most populous...

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(2006) Amelia Earhart Luggage Lost

Funny story: (2006) Amelia Earhart Luggage Lost

JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.

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(2009) Paris Hilton confirms she is a virgin once again

Funny story: (2009) Paris Hilton confirms she is a virgin once again

Paris Hilton, chairman of the World Airhead Society, and for some very bizzare reason, known only to readers of trashy gossip magazines and newspapers without much news in (but plenty of bare breasts), a famous person, has announced that she is defin...

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(2004) Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

Funny story: (2004) Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

President Bush has announced plans for future space exploration. The President, regarded as the most powerful man on the planet, has highlighted plans to build a base on the moon "before the Ruskies do" so he can launch manned missions to M...

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(2011) Stephanie Seymour Defends Son's Boob-Grope: "It's OK, He's A Butt-Pirate."

Funny story: (2011) Stephanie Seymour Defends Son's Boob-Grope: "It's OK, He's A Butt-Pirate."

Odd photos of Stephanie Seymour and her 17-year-old son Peter have surfaced, in which it appears Peter is stroking his mother's right nipple while sticking his tongue in her mouth while on vacation in St. Bart's surfaced, but Mommy says it's OK, beca...

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(2007) Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Funny story: (2007) Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Macworld, San Francisco - (Ass Mess): A revolutionary new Wiccan hex-messaging i-Phone launched at the annual Geekfest in San Francisco this week is a runaway winner according to reports which show it is outstripping conventional cellphone technology...

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(2010) Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Funny story: (2010) Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...

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(2011) Adam Lambert Seen Skating After Taylor Lautner on Slick NYC Streets

Funny story: (2011) Adam Lambert Seen Skating After Taylor Lautner on Slick NYC Streets

While ABC's Robin Roberts was busy trying to show the American public exactly how bad the conditions are with the almost blizzard-like snow and ice pile-up in New York City, careful viewers caught a glimpse of Taylor Launter trying to flee from Adam...

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(2008) Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Funny story: (2008) Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.

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(2009) New Apple Toaster

Funny story: (2009) New Apple Toaster

Apple have decided to move out of the computer lab and into the kitchen - Apple's latest invention is the iToast toaster. "We've examined the concept of the toaster from the ground up to see what people really want out of a toaster, and built a ma...

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(2011) Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Funny story: (2011) Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Some a--hole with far too much time on his hands stopped masturbating to youporn videos long enough to hijack Selena Gomez's Facebook page, ostensibly to teach Mark Zuckerberg a lesson! Or at least that is what police first thought. "Ms. Gomez...

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(2007) George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

Funny story: (2007) George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of Baghdad.

(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...

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(2011) USA to lose licence to use English language

Funny story: (2011) USA to lose licence to use English language

The current 250 year licence granted to the USA to use English as its official language is due to expire at the end of January 2011. The licence was originally granted by King George III and intended as a stop-gap till the colony (as it was then) dec...

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(2011) Shakespeare was dyslexic

Funny story: (2011) Shakespeare was dyslexic

Builders in Stratford upon Avon excavating the site near Shakespeare's home have uncovered evidence that noted playright William was a dyslexic. Under piles of rubble the found documents and discovered they were original scripts for plays with Editor...

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(2008) Global Warming Blamed for Huckabee Surge

Funny story: (2008) Global Warming Blamed for Huckabee Surge

Republican voters have been in distress for the past few months after having learned that they have actually caucused and voted for presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee in recent primaries. After careful study, students at the University of South Carol...

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(2009) Richard Gere Now California's Biggest Gerbil Breeder

Funny story: (2009) Richard Gere Now California's Biggest Gerbil Breeder

Actor Richard Gere has now gained the distinction of being the largest breeder of gerbils. The small animals are sold in pet stores for pets and as food for snakes and other reptiles. They are also used in scientific experiments and drug testing.

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(2007) Fire in New Orleans

Funny story: (2007) Fire in New Orleans

A small fire happened in New Orleans and basically nobody cared. Samuel Michael Schildkraut spent some three and a half years in New Orleans and recalls, "As with many cities and towns, you'll meet some very nice people, but it was hard to f...

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(2010) NFL Expansion Plans Have Former President Bush Excited

Funny story: (2010) NFL Expansion Plans Have Former President Bush Excited

Plans announced by the NFL (National Football League) to expand to 40 teams by 2020 have former President George "Dubya" Bush excited. Bush, who used to be part owner and the managing partner of the Texas Rangers baseball team has expressed a desire...

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(2010) Shagging Iris depleted my manhood says Kirk 'The Graduate' McCambley

Funny story: (2010) Shagging Iris depleted my manhood says Kirk 'The Graduate' McCambley

Belfast - (Gonads): The Northern Ireland butcher says his ex-lover's carnal appetites were so gross it sometimes felt like his entire manhood 'had been sucked from his loins' after some of their steamy x-rated sessions. "And then I found out like...

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(2017) Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...

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(2007) Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Funny story: (2007) Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Every office has the guy who spends all day looking at internet porn, or the woman who unknowingly provides entertainment by constantly screaming on the phone to her ex about what a jerk he is. Managers are reluctant to fire them because it means lo...

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