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(2007) Smoking Blots Out Sunlight In Potteries Town
The Government's ban on smoking came into effect on 1st July 2007, but a town in the Potteries has so far managed to avoid its consequences, due to a blunder by the local council.
(2007) Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
(2009) Jordan Breaks Down In TV Interview - Suffers Tear Duct Failure
Uber breasted one time glamour model, reality TV contestant, reality TV show starlet, party girl, and alleged slapper, Jordan, sensationally broke down in a British Network TV exclusive interview with former newspaper editor (fired for being a twat a...
(2011) Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study
In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato.
The study - wh...
(2010) Paul, the psychic octopus did it - Spain won the world cup!
Well, Paul the psychic octopus did indeed come through. Spain won the World Cup just as Paul predicted.
I don't think we have ever seen such a 'dirty' final. An amazing amount of yellow cards, uncountable free kicks and a sending off. Why did they...
(2007) Government warning! - "Sun" imminent!
The government has today issued a warning to the general public, not to panic if they see a bright ball of light in the sky.
(2008) Period property market hits three day slump
Estate Agents throughout the UK are warning of a troubling three day slump in the Period Property market.
(2009) Kack Found Floating In Real Madrid Bath
There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also si...
(2007) "My love-match chemistry with Bin Laden son": Osama's new UK daughter-in-law
Cheshire, UK - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden is said to be "thrilled and delighted" at the latest family addition in the shape of comely 51 year old Cheshire woman Jane Felix-Brown who has married his 27 year old Jeddah scrap metal...
(2008) Cricket First Test Abandoned As Crowd Giving Kevin Pietersen Standing Ovation, Refuses To Sit Down
There were amazing scenes at Lords yesterday, when the First Cricket Test between England and South Africa had to be abandoned for the day, after spectators giving Kevin Petersen, the England batsman...
(2008) Poll: Majority of Americans Say Immigrants Should Speak English More Better
The vast majority of Americans -- 83% according to a recent poll -- say that it's more important for immigrants to learn to...
(2010) Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours
New photographs have emerged showing a remarkably realistic Fidel Castro impersonator greeting workers in a rare 'public' appearance.
The images of a grey-bearded "Castro", 83 and/or dead, smiling and wearing a white tracksuit with a Disney logo,...
(2010) Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint
For two years, Colton Harris-Moore, age 19, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit" has been on the run from police for a string of vehicle-themed thefts including several cars, a few airplanes and half a dozen boats. He was finally caught in the Bahamas after...
(2009) Man Killed by "Capuchino" in Pamplona Café
Pamplona, Spain - It was an inside joke carried too far, say the locals. "Yeah," said Pablo Sanchez-Gomez a Basque residing in Pamplona, Spain using a translator. "Whenever a tourista would ask the barista at the La Rosa Café [The Red Cafe] for a Cap...
(2009) Michael Jackson Cheated On Bubbles
Michael Jackson was unfaithful to long-time partner Bubbles. The King of Pop is said to have had relationships with at least two other chimps. The shock revelations are sure to overshadow any further memorial plans as fans struggle to come to terms w...
(2008) Will Video Kill the Theatre Stars?
More and More speculation is mounting that all is not well within the confines of the latest musical to grace the illustrious theatres of Broadway - Dead Radios: A Buggles Musical.
(2010) Theme park plan for Rothbury
Local business in the village of Rothbury have been booming in the wake of its noteriety as the hiding place of Britains most wanted man, Raoul Moat. In the first few hours following the seige and stand off, it was noted that special souvenier mugs,...
(2007) New Global Warming Report - TheSpoof.com Writer says "I Told You So"
BBC - 11/7/07: A new report out today published in the Royal Society's Journal states that the sun's activities are not the cause of Global Warming as was previously revealed in the TV program "The Great Global Warming Scandal", and...
(2009) Morgan Freeman To Star In New Roman Polanski Movie
Morgan Freeman is to star in Roman Polanski's new movie. The film "Dirty Grandfather" charts how an elderly man grooms his step-granddaughter and eventually marries her following his divorce.
It is a typically controversial movie from the dirty ol...
(2007) Global Warming links to Decline of Haggis
Researchers from Glasgow University have linked the decline in Haggis to Global Warming. Professor Robertson commented that the recent warm weather had spoiled the Haggis traditional feeding ground.
(2011) Orgasm App Now Available for i-Phone
San Jose, CA - Need an orgasm? There's now an app for that. Jeremy Johnson, 25, computer software writer, was talked into writing an orgasm app after years of his girlfriend complaining about his lack of being able to please her as much as she woul...
(2007) Giant Australian Squid Has Dandruff
Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Hea...
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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