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(2007) Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

Funny story: (2007) Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.

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(2003) 2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

Funny story: (2003) 2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

Washington, D.C. - In a move that turned the political world upside-down, Congress announced today that instead of having a traditional presidential election next November, candidates will compete on the popular reality game show "Survivor"...

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(2007) Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Minneapolis- Ron Paul was making a routine campaign stop in rural Minnesota when screams came from the crowd of 30 or so on-lookers as they scurried out of the way of what appeared to be a rolling tire. Paul saw it at the last minute and turned to ru...

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(2007) Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

Funny story: (2007) Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

LONDON - Fueled by wild speculation in the press, the actual cause of the death of Heather Mills, estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, became known today.

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(2008) Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

Funny story: (2008) Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...

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(2008) Michael Jackson named Secretary Of State for US Shock!

Funny story: (2008) Michael Jackson named Secretary Of State for US Shock!

In a surprise move, President elect Barack Obama has named Michael Jackson as the new Secretary of State. A spokeswoman for the incoming administration said that Jackson and Obama were old friends and that Jackson had contributed millions of dolla...

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(2009) Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

Funny story: (2009) Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

In a surprise announcement yesterday, Sir Paul McCartney and former Beatle's partner, Ringo Starr, are planning to do a tour in the United States come next summer. "Paul and I are planning to get with people soon and plan out the schedule", stated...

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(2007) Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

Funny story: (2007) Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.

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(2011) 11 Digit Phone Numbers Coming to U.S.

Funny story: (2011) 11 Digit Phone Numbers Coming to U.S.

Murray Hill, NJ 11/11/11 - Long before we run out of oil, clean water, or helium, we will run out of phone numbers. Since the first direct-dialed long distance phone call was placed on November 10, 1951, the "ten digit dialing plan" has worked relia...

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(2007) Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

It was reported today that it wasn't long ago 10-term Texas congressman, Ron Paul, was back in Kansas tending to his conventional duties on the farm. Yet weather conditions in Kansas caused Mr. Paul's house to be lifted up and placed in a lan...

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(2005) Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

Funny story: (2005) Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

A shocking new investigation has uncovered evidence that one of Britain's top TV chefs has been masquerading as the captain of the Irish Ruby Union team, the mercurial blonde bombshell, Brian O'Driscoll.

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(2010) Fed. Decision to Create Jobs in Printing Industry Backfires, Anti-dumping Duty Likely

Funny story: (2010) Fed. Decision to Create Jobs in Printing Industry Backfires, Anti-dumping Duty Likely

Since the speculation of Quantitative Easing (QE2) had begun back in August, many Chinese suppliers of printing presses started receiving a new flood of enquiries from the printers in China. And in November, when Bernanke approved QE2 with his sea...

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(2011) Fart Causes Dow Jones to fall 1 Million Points

Funny story: (2011) Fart Causes Dow Jones to fall 1 Million Points

A loud fart that occurred on the floor of the Estonian Parliament ignited panic and pandemonium on Wall Street, leading to a mass selloff of stocks by investors causing the Dow Jones Industrial Average to drop more than 1 million points, most of whic...

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(2010) Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

Funny story: (2010) Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

A spokesperson for the White House announced today the source of the mysterious vapor trail recorded off the coast of California.  "It was a military rocket performing a government function" explained  the presidential  minion.  "We had the las...

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(2003) Ronald Mcdonald buys Leeds United!

Funny story: (2003) Ronald Mcdonald buys Leeds United!

Ronald Mcdonald had bought Leeds United football club for the price of one Big Mac. The world famous fast food giant launched his shock take over bid yesterday. Due to Leeds massive debts, they had no choice but to accept.

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(2003) Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

Funny story: (2003) Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

The Zexandroogs, a group of grey-class aliens from the planet Zexandroogentopiaberg, refused to give a routine anal probing to an abductee on Monday because of his "unhygienic nature".

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(2016) Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

Funny story: (2016) Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

A top Russian diplomat & Vladimir Putin's spokesman came out of the closet Thursday. They admitted that Russian experts touched the Trump campaign more than once during the Presidential campaign and it felt so good. They said they were so happy P...

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(2014) I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Funny story: (2014) I Invented Science Confesses Scamatology Founder Elron Hubtard in Just Revealed Documents

Clearwater, FL-In newly discovered documents, Scamatology founder Elron Hubtard was found to have confessed to inventing science and then disguising all his contributions by going back in time and making it look like his discoveries were the work of...

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(2007) Canada is an organized crime lair

CANADA -- Heavily armed police emergency response teams should seize the Canadian Governments assets as part of an international crackdown on organized crime.

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(2010) Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Funny story: (2010) Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Blossom River-Crossings has been a practicing Shaman for over twenty years, having helped many affluent families on the eastern seaboard clear negative energy from themselves and their homes. She has been called a miracle worker by many. So, it is...

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(2009) Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

Funny story: (2009) Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

The Metropolitan Police have today issued a stark warning to the official supplier of 'velcro' to her Majesty's forces. In the last year they have citing 'embarrassing' situations when the velcro has failed to support officers. The first instance...

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(2008) Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

Funny story: (2008) Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...

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