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(2009) 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

Funny story: (2009) 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end o...

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(2007) Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Funny story: (2007) Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.

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(2010) Dave TV from 2372 being received by LHC!

Funny story: (2010) Dave TV from 2372 being received by LHC!

Scientists working on the Large Hardon collider got a surprise when their machine created a wormhole that allowed a full days worth of the television channel Dave to come through. "We were very shocked," said Hardon engineer, Ben Downes. "Our TV s...

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(2008) SEC Bans Short-Selling

Funny story: (2008) SEC Bans Short-Selling

The American Securities and Exchange Commission has banned selling by short floor brokers. With their little legs, they are just to fast about the floor of the stock exchange, zipping around, right between the legs of taller brokers, making deals...

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(2009) The British Connection - Mafia Ring Probed

Funny story: (2009) The British Connection - Mafia Ring Probed

After a morning of dramatic dawn raids across the UK, Scotland Yard's top detective, Mycroft Holmes confirmed that the mafia had taken root in the UK. Reputed mafia kingpin, Don Il Jaggedoni, formerly of south east London, was taken away in a poli...

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(2016) Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Funny story: (2016) Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...

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(2009) Jackson Doctor Confesses To Murder

Funny story: (2009) Jackson Doctor Confesses To Murder

Long time doctor and personal friend of pop idol Michael Jackson has confessed to murder this morning. Nose specialist and cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Cho Hmung, has confessed to killing Jackson's nose. "I could no longer hold it back. Achoo! Bless me.

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(2009) Rafa Benitez on the Magic Roundabout with mither!

Funny story: (2009) Rafa Benitez on the Magic Roundabout with mither!

ANFIELD, LIVERPOOL - At the heart of the unfolding story of Liverpool Football Club's poor start is Rafa Benitez, which is also the tale of the 'Rafalution'. Many have wondered what, when and where the 'Rafalution' started, will start or has starte...

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(2008) Bush Escapes from Cheney Bunker; Gives Economy Speech; Stocks Crash Again!

Funny story: (2008) Bush Escapes from Cheney Bunker; Gives Economy Speech; Stocks Crash Again!

An army of concerned American citizens did everything that they could to stop worst president ever, GWB, from giving another lame ass inarticulate pitiful grunt out from his now totally imaginary oval office. Bush is as much a national leader as...

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(2006) Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

Funny story: (2006) Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...

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(2009) Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

Funny story: (2009) Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

Think Big and Kick Ass self-made multi-billionaire Donald Trump has successfully patented the golf club. On hearing the news Donald Trump immediately assigned the patent rights to DT Golfing Enterprises, located in South Ossetia, a region now us...

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(2010) Simon Cowell Woken Up By UKBA

Funny story: (2010) Simon Cowell Woken Up By UKBA

A Press Release from prominant Government department the UK Borders Agency has revealed that far from X-Factor hopeful Gamu being deported from the UK, she is currently on leave to appeal over who she really is. The tactfully worded release by the...

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(2011) Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Funny story: (2011) Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever. Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of...

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(2009) Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Funny story: (2009) Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...

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(2011) Chelsea F.C Looking for new home

Funny story: (2011) Chelsea F.C Looking for new home

Chelsea Football club are looking into a move away from their Stadium Stamford Bridge and are looking to move into a new shithole in the next couple of years. This news has angered many fans who believe that a move to an even bigger shithole, than th...

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(2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

Funny story: (2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

Southampton - (Bare Cheek Mess): "Naked as the day they were born," retired nonagerian massage artiste Bunty Kneadman said today, "and running starkers all over the poop deck!" The ship's former osteopath/naturopath/psychopath was speaking today a...

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(2009) The Fonz Arrested For Stealing

Funny story: (2009) The Fonz Arrested For Stealing

Arthur Fonzarelli (a.k.a. the Fonz, a.k.a. Fonzie) was arrested for theft in Minnesota's Mall of America. 72 year old Mr. Fonzarelle was witnessed by a security guard to approach a vending machine, hit the side, and get a free drink. The Fonz has b...

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(2011) South Korean army concerns over Arsenal injury record as Park scheduled for national service stint

Arsenal's poor injury record is raising concerns amongst South Korean army chiefs after it was revealed the club's summer signing, Park Chu-Young, would be expected to complete a 21-month stint of national service for the country. The 26-year-old...

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(2008) McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

Funny story: (2008) McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Sec...

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(2013) Starbucks Latest Marketing Campaign a "Beacon To Government Officials"

Starbucks Coffee has begun a new marketing campaign billed as a way to call upon Congress to "come together" and stop bickering. From Wednesday to Friday, Starbucks will give away a free tall brewed coffee to any customer in the U.S. who buys anot...

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(2009) Moon People Celebrate Death of Wicked Witch

Funny story: (2009) Moon People Celebrate Death of Wicked Witch

Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...

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(2009) Obama Bends Over, Reaches Out To The Gay Community

Funny story: (2009) Obama Bends Over, Reaches Out To The Gay Community

Recent conservative attacks on some of President Obama's gay nominees could temper the impatience the gay and lesbian leaders and activists showed as he spoke to a major gay civil rights group Saturday night, but the widespread restlessness still is...

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