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(2009) Donald Trump Patents Golf Club
Think Big and Kick Ass self-made multi-billionaire Donald Trump has successfully patented the golf club.
On hearing the news Donald Trump immediately assigned the patent rights to DT Golfing Enterprises, located in South Ossetia, a region now us...
(2007) Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"
Young British Muslims who undertook military-style training exercises for future terrorist activities in the UK, have revealed that the camps used for the exercises were "absolutely disgusting".
(2008) SEC Bans Short-Selling
The American Securities and Exchange Commission has banned selling by short floor brokers.
With their little legs, they are just to fast about the floor of the stock exchange, zipping around, right between the legs of taller brokers, making deals...
(2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2
Southampton - (Bare Cheek Mess): "Naked as the day they were born," retired nonagerian massage artiste Bunty Kneadman said today, "and running starkers all over the poop deck!"
The ship's former osteopath/naturopath/psychopath was speaking today a...
(2011) South Korean army concerns over Arsenal injury record as Park scheduled for national service stint
Arsenal's poor injury record is raising concerns amongst South Korean army chiefs after it was revealed the club's summer signing, Park Chu-Young, would be expected to complete a 21-month stint of national service for the country.
The 26-year-old...
(2009) Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero
Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...
(2006) Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship
New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...
(2009) Obama Bends Over, Reaches Out To The Gay Community
Recent conservative attacks on some of President Obama's gay nominees could temper the impatience the gay and lesbian leaders and activists showed as he spoke to a major gay civil rights group Saturday night, but the widespread restlessness still is...
(2009) Moon People Celebrate Death of Wicked Witch
Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...
(2008) McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement
Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Sec...
(2009) The Fonz Arrested For Stealing
Arthur Fonzarelli (a.k.a. the Fonz, a.k.a. Fonzie) was arrested for theft in Minnesota's Mall of America. 72 year old Mr. Fonzarelle was witnessed by a security guard to approach a vending machine, hit the side, and get a free drink. The Fonz has b...
(2010) Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate
Florida election officials in the small town of Myakka City are scratching their heads over the apparent practical joke being played on them that now has them in a quandary as to how to remedy the situation. A lemur known as Mister E. Mann is listed...
(2008) Bush Escapes from Cheney Bunker; Gives Economy Speech; Stocks Crash Again!
An army of concerned American citizens did everything that they could to stop worst president ever, GWB, from giving another lame ass inarticulate pitiful grunt out from his now totally imaginary oval office.
Bush is as much a national leader as...
(2010) Gazza Stopped by Cops - Blows a (WPC) Amber
Shocking news from Her Maj's Police Constabulary this morning reveals that former footballer Paul "Gazza" Crapgroin was pulled over by police while using the latest Sunnyspoons drive-through pub over the weekend.
As Mr Crapgroin pulled away from...
(2008) Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President
In a recent interview, Sarah Palin declared firmly that she was ready, willing, and able, to step in as President, as well as being eager, passionate, and foaming at the mouth for the change to run America, should McCain be absent for any reason. An...
(2011) Chelsea F.C Looking for new home
Chelsea Football club are looking into a move away from their Stadium Stamford Bridge and are looking to move into a new shithole in the next couple of years. This news has angered many fans who believe that a move to an even bigger shithole, than th...
(2010) "Pear-shaped" Genes Uncovered
Parts of our DNA that influence body shape - including the classic "apple" or "pear" shapes in women - have been revealed by scientists.
Using super-powerful electron microscopes, the boffins have identified the 13 genes - which seem to have a gre...
(2007) Injury Scare For England
England ace John 'Chocolate Orange' Terry has broken his hair days before the team's impending defeat to dog-eating rock growers Estonia. Claude LeRouge, the team's hair and make up physio, spotted Terry's split end injury during...
(2010) England Footballers To Have "Gang Bang" Before Euro 2012 Qualifier
England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed in a statement this afternoon that his players are to warm-up for their Euro 2012 qualifying match with Montenegro at Wembley on Tuesday with a Roman-style orgy, involving all the players' wives and girlfrien...
(2008) Obama: 'Lipstick on a pig, still a pig.'
Presidential candidate Barack Obama has yet again repeated his 'pig lipstick' illustration, proving beyond all shadow of a doubt that Senator Obama is definitely not Muslim, because pig lipstick is definitely not kosher.
Commentators have suggeste...
(2007) Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback
Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition...
(2007) Deathbed Bug
A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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