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(2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Funny story: (2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): A frantic Mohammed Fayed has demanded that the coroner conducting an inquest into Princess Diana's death orders her immediate exhumation.

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(2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Funny story: (2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.

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(2005) Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

Alan Greenspan took a quick break Wednesday from his extremely boring job as Chairman of the Federal Reserve to celebrate his 143rd birthday with his family and co-workers. Greenspan, who was born the year Abraham Lincoln became president, gave brie...

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(2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: (2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In a surprise move today, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay, Devon, England. Speaking from the garden in front of the white-stoned hotel she runs with her husband Alfred, Mrs. Smith graciously thanked the judge...

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(2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Funny story: (2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Dnipropetrousk/Ukraine - US soccer fans got more than they bargained for last night as striking Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, new ESPN late night soccer co anchor, forgot to turn her helmet cam off following England's shocking 1-0 loss on a bloo...

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(2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Funny story: (2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own. "I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clu...

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(2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

Funny story: (2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...

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(2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

Funny story: (2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...

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(2008) Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!

Funny story: (2008) Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!

Rove mudslingers, yellow journalists and muck-manufacturers have released lurid photographs from a reputed orgy at the Obama chicago mansion showing Barry and Michelle O in flagrante delicto with the triple axis of evil, the triad that makes Democrat...

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(2008) Barbed Wire Banned After Thief Scratched

Funny story: (2008) Barbed Wire Banned After Thief Scratched

Gardeners at Smegmadale's Sunnysideup Allotments have been ordered by the local authorities to remove the barbed wire capping fences around their respective lots due a teenage vegetable thief filing a personal injury claim against the district counci...

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(2008) What McCain Did For A Klondike Bar

Funny story: (2008) What McCain Did For A Klondike Bar

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Senator John McCain gave away any hope for the Presidency when he selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. It must be hitting him just about now like a load of blue ice falling from the sky.

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(2011) Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Funny story: (2011) Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...

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(2009) Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

Funny story: (2009) Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

In probably the most alarming manifestation that California has 'Gone Sweden', Governor Schwarzenegger has developed a Swedish accent. According to his wife, Maria Shriver, his accent changed from Austrian to Swedish overnight. The phenomenon...

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(2007) Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

Funny story: (2007) Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.

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(2007) Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Funny story: (2007) Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.

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(2004) Scots celebrate closure of new parliament

Funny story: (2004) Scots celebrate closure of new parliament

Locals and visitors alike packed Edinburgh's Royal Mile at the weekend to see the official closure of the new Scottish Parliament.

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(2007) Soldiers of Misfortune

Funny story: (2007) Soldiers of Misfortune

Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.

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(2006) ARPA Defends Dennis Hastert Cover-up

Funny story: (2006) ARPA Defends Dennis Hastert Cover-up

WASHINGTON (AP) - The American Republican Pervert Association (ARPA) has come out strongly defending the cover-up by House of Representatives Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., of predatory, "creepy" and sexually explicit emails to underage House pages...

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(2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

Funny story: (2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

Southampton - (Bare Cheek Mess): "Naked as the day they were born," retired nonagerian massage artiste Bunty Kneadman said today, "and running starkers all over the poop deck!" The ship's former osteopath/naturopath/psychopath was speaking today a...

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(2009) Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Funny story: (2009) Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Wow! They did it again! Earlier this evening the sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes, rocked the socks off Sydney with a mind-blowing show at the legendary Sydney Opera House. Some critics wondered if the girls could possibly recover fr...

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(2016) Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Funny story: (2016) Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People

Podunk, ND Trump gave a speech today about how he had seen an HBO special in his hotel room about how people were being abused by Science. "On the HBO program I saw how Science had kidnapped people, and how they would make people disconnect from t...

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(2007) Oxfam? or Talibam?

Funny story: (2007) Oxfam? or Talibam?

Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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