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(2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy
Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own. "I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clu...Read full story
(2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!
Dnipropetrousk/Ukraine - US soccer fans got more than they bargained for last night as striking Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, new ESPN late night soccer co anchor, forgot to turn her helmet cam off following England's shocking 1-0 loss on a bloo...Read full story
(2005) Covering Up The Ugliness In New Orleans
Washington, Louisiana, Kansas and the Emerald City, Oz---In another cynical effort to reduce his political problems, incumbent President George W. Bush has approved a top secret plan to not only erase New Orleans from its current location, but also m...Read full story
(2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London
The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...Read full story
(2007) Brown and Out
Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.Read full story
(2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral
The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...Read full story
(2008) Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!
Rove mudslingers, yellow journalists and muck-manufacturers have released lurid photographs from a reputed orgy at the Obama chicago mansion showing Barry and Michelle O in flagrante delicto with the triple axis of evil, the triad that makes Democrat...Read full story
(2008) What McCain Did For A Klondike Bar
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Senator John McCain gave away any hope for the Presidency when he selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. It must be hitting him just about now like a load of blue ice falling from the sky.Read full story
(2011) Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!
Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...Read full story
(2007) Bore Gore Has No Facts In Store
Nearly man and fame-seeking environ-'mentalist' Al Gore's new film 'Things What Have Been Done Bad To The Planet' is not only factually ridiculous it is also insufferably dull and voiced by Bilko rip-off and fast-witted postwar fe...Read full story
(2007) Dollar Devalued
It's no longer 'all about the Benjamins'. The American dollar is now so weak (think Adam Sandler movie weak), that the average supersized god bothering American is selling their notes to illegal paper merchants as this fetches more money...Read full story
(2008) Barbed Wire Banned After Thief Scratched
Gardeners at Smegmadale's Sunnysideup Allotments have been ordered by the local authorities to remove the barbed wire capping fences around their respective lots due a teenage vegetable thief filing a personal injury claim against the district counci...Read full story
(2007) Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die
A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.Read full story
(2007) Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published
Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.Read full story
(2009) Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed
In probably the most alarming manifestation that California has 'Gone Sweden', Governor Schwarzenegger has developed a Swedish accent. According to his wife, Maria Shriver, his accent changed from Austrian to Swedish overnight. The phenomenon...Read full story
(2004) Scots celebrate closure of new parliament
Locals and visitors alike packed Edinburgh's Royal Mile at the weekend to see the official closure of the new Scottish Parliament.Read full story
(2007) Soldiers of Misfortune
Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.Read full story
(2007) Oxfam? or Talibam?
Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...Read full story
(2009) Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst
A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".Read full story
(2009) 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan
Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end o...Read full story
(2007) Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"
Young British Muslims who undertook military-style training exercises for future terrorist activities in the UK, have revealed that the camps used for the exercises were "absolutely disgusting".Read full story
(2007) Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!
Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.Read full story