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Funny story: (2009) Human food best food for your dog and cat

(2009) Human food best food for your dog and cat

Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food . Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...
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Funny story: (2010) Rooney Breaks Football's Unwritten Rule

(2010) Rooney Breaks Football's Unwritten Rule

The truth behind the England team's disappointing summer World Cup capitulation can be revealed today as reports circulate that Wayne Rooney has been knobbing ex-captain John Terry's mum for months. The alleged affair was going on even before Terr...
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Funny story: (2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

(2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

Chronic Masturbators around the UK are in uproar today, after Cheryl Cole and Daniiiiii Minogue accused flibberty-gibbets and strumpets "Kandy Rain" of being too shameless, slutty and getting their minges out on Saturday's X factor. The idiot-chil...
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Funny story: (2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

(2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.
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Funny story: (2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

(2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.
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Funny story: (2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

(2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.
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Funny story: (2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

(2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

A contestant on the current series of Masterchef Professionals due to be shown tonight has been exposed as 2 Michellin Tyre owning Apple Von Creampie. Von Creampie, who will be shown being sent home after the first round by resident Sous Wench, Mo...
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Funny story: (2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

(2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

Octogenarian, Antipodean artist Rolf Harris has created a controversial title sequence for long-running US animation The Simpsons. The intro, which was shown in the US on Sunday, opens with the Didgeridoo loving Rolf slapping paint randomly on to...
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Funny story: (2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

(2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

The Tea Party's underwear related problems continue to cause concern amongst its members, as it was announced today that Sarah Palin had accidentally put her panties on inside out. This incident is only the latest in a string of underwear problems...
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Funny story: (2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

(2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

The ordeal of the thirty three Chilean miners trapped underground for over two months is not yet over. There is the journey to the surface and the dangers involved with that but another peril, unreported for some reason, is the media frenzy that awai...
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Funny story: (2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

(2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own. "I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clu...
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Funny story: (2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

(2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In a surprise move today, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay, Devon, England. Speaking from the garden in front of the white-stoned hotel she runs with her husband Alfred, Mrs. Smith graciously thanked the judge...
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Funny story: (2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

(2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.
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Funny story: (2005) Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

(2005) Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

Alan Greenspan took a quick break Wednesday from his extremely boring job as Chairman of the Federal Reserve to celebrate his 143rd birthday with his family and co-workers. Greenspan, who was born the year Abraham Lincoln became president, gave brie...
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Funny story: (2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

(2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Dnipropetrousk/Ukraine - US soccer fans got more than they bargained for last night as striking Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, new ESPN late night soccer co anchor, forgot to turn her helmet cam off following England's shocking 1-0 loss on a bloo...
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Funny story: (2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

(2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...
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Funny story: (2008) Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!

(2008) Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!

Rove mudslingers, yellow journalists and muck-manufacturers have released lurid photographs from a reputed orgy at the Obama chicago mansion showing Barry and Michelle O in flagrante delicto with the triple axis of evil, the triad that makes Democrat...
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Funny story: (2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

(2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...
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Funny story: (2008) What McCain Did For A Klondike Bar

(2008) What McCain Did For A Klondike Bar

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Senator John McCain gave away any hope for the Presidency when he selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. It must be hitting him just about now like a load of blue ice falling from the sky.
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Funny story: (2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

(2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...
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Funny story: (2007) Sven's wheely done it now

(2007) Sven's wheely done it now

Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.
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Funny story: (2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

(2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): A frantic Mohammed Fayed has demanded that the coroner conducting an inquest into Princess Diana's death orders her immediate exhumation.
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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