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(2008) Frank Lampard Talks To Newspaper

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Frank Lampard, the Chelsea captain, is in the news again, not, this time, about his proposed transfer to Italian giants Inter Milan, but for speaking to a newspaper about his future plans.

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(2008) Madonna loves herself and no one cares

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Another idiotic and overpriced celeb memoir is slated to hit the bookstands, a snarky sibling-rivalry-laden opus with the dirt dished up by Madonna's very own brother.

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(2004) Courtney Love to Attend Finishing School

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Middletown, CT June 11, 2004. Notorious New York celebrity lawyer Al Screwum said he is sending is his client, Ms. Courtney Love, to the swa...

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(2007) Judge bans bare buttocks billboard erection at NY church

New York - (Ass Mess): Official: bare buttock billboards are now banned in New York after a judge upheld a minister's complaint that a bidet company cannot advertise its wares with such blanantly bare-assed cheek.

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(2008) InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

Funny story: (2008) InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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(2007) Tour de Force - It's a knockout, on wheels!

Funny story: (2007) Tour de Force - It's a knockout, on wheels!

Flushed with the recent success of London's hosting of the opening stages of the Tour De France, event organisers have concocted an ambitious plan for the Tour's likely return in 2012. Acutely aware that many jaded cockneys shunned the specta...

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(2007) Big Brother Antipodean Pauline Makes Entrance

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Big Brother 'contestant' Pauline made her entry into the House last night, with some of the current housemates frothing at the gills over her stunning good looks.

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(2007) Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

Funny story: (2007) Mitt Romney's Hair Attacks Supporter

July 9, 2007 - De Moines, Iowa - A Mitt Ronmey supporter suffered minor injuries when Mitt Ronmey's hair appeared to leap off his head and bite a young woman during a campaign stop in De Moines.

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(2007) Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

Funny story: (2007) Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

The government today released statistics which reveal that the smoking ban is an overwhelming success, increasing business by over 500% in some parts of the country. Smokers all around the land are giving up in their thousands, and 320,000 lives have...

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(2008) Friendship Of United Fans Is Heartwarming, Says Wunter

Funny story: (2008) Friendship Of United Fans Is Heartwarming, Says Wunter

Respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer today focused on an almost forgotten part of football: The fans. In an age where TV has taken over and fans find themselves marginalised, Wunter takes the time to hear the compelling - and...

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(2011) Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

Funny story: (2011) Local Man Kicked Out of House By Parents; Invokes Squatter's Rights

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA - Unemployed local Ed Stepson, 37, was kicked out of his parent's house today by his father, Gene Stepson, 63, and mother, Jean Stepson, 59. Ed rejected his parent's proposal by invoking the antiquated "squatter's rights," giv...

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(2008) Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

Funny story: (2008) Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.

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(2007) Like polygamist father, like polygamist son: MyFundamentalistSpace.com blamed

Funny story: (2007) Like polygamist father, like polygamist son: MyFundamentalistSpace.com blamed

Utah - (Ass Mess): "And the sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the sons".... Today the words of Exodus 20:5 came crashing down on the son of Utah fundamentalist polygamist Tom Green as his 19 year old son, William Green, was jailed...

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(2005) Bin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama

Funny story: (2005) Bin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama

Badderthanbad, Afghanistan--With other means of communication either destroyed, unreliable or inaccessible, family members and close acquaintances of the world's most notorious, nasty, naughty, knucklehead have taken a decidedly imperialistic app...

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(2009) Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

Funny story: (2009) Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - And it came to pass today that President Barack Obama entered the Senate Chamber, and two great men did come and stand before him, Senate Majority Leader, Democrat Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader, Republican Mitch McConnell,...

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(2010) Spain v Holland disaster predicted

Funny story: (2010) Spain v Holland disaster predicted

The World Cup final between Spain and Holland is predicted to be a disaster by none other than Mystic Meg. Meg sees the Referee as the man responsible - showing so many red cards the game becomes a farce. 'His view' says Meg 'is that footballers w...

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(2009) Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

(New York-NY) "The New York Times" published an editor's note this week stating pictures used in the paper's Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese photographer Edgar Martins, and called "Ruins o...

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(2011) Nostradamus predicted the end of the News of the World

Funny story: (2011) Nostradamus predicted the end of the News of the World

He hasn't yet correctly predicted the end of the world, but Nostradamus did manage to predict the end of Britain's biggest selling tabloid, the News of the World. This is the shock news revealed today by Britain's leading psychic and astrologer Ru...

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(2010) Rothbury Pub Does Roaring Trade During Raoul Moat Stand-Off

Funny story: (2010) Rothbury Pub Does Roaring Trade During Raoul Moat Stand-Off

Rothbury, Northumberland - As Raoul Moat engaged police in a tense stand-off, some three hundred yards away, it appeared to be party time in Rothbury. As Mr Moat held a sawn-off shotgun to his own head, Friday night revellers packed The Strangler'...

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(2011) Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

Funny story: (2011) Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday. Idi Ottick, spoke...

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(2008) Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Funny story: (2008) Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...

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(2010) Dora The Explorer In DUI Crash; Backpack, Swiper The Fox in Critical Condition.

Funny story: (2010) Dora The Explorer In DUI Crash; Backpack, Swiper The Fox in Critical Condition.

Kids Choice Award viewers the world over are devastated to learn that Dora Sanchez-Gomez, the star of Nickelodeon's Dora The Explorer, was arrested for DUI, and is suspected to be the driver in a one vehicle crash that critically injured co-stars Bac...

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