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Funny story:  (2008) Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

(2008) Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...
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Funny story:  (2008) Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

(2008) Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, former star of Zoey 101 and the latest teenage mother in the South, is under investigation already by child protective services for treatment of her three week old child. Maddie Briann Aldridge, daughter of Spears and fiance C...
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Funny story:  (2009) Mayora Tavares, 16, Arouses Barack Obama's 'Gigante Addormentato'

(2009) Mayora Tavares, 16, Arouses Barack Obama's 'Gigante Addormentato'

Aquila, Italy - A 16 year old Brazilian girl, Mayora Tavares, has caused a 'scandalo sensazionale' by catching the roving eye of the most powerful man in the world, Barack Obama. The perky breasted, fulsome bottomed femme fatale had been looking for...
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Funny story:  (2008) Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

(2008) Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.
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Funny story:  (2009) Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

(2009) Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

MADISON, WI - The woman with the world's largest vagina has cancelled several performances of her wildly successful "World's Largest Vagina Monologues" to honor her dearly departed friend, Oscar G. Mayer. Mayer is perhaps known best for being able...
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Funny story:  (2008) Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

(2008) Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...
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Funny story:  (2009) Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

(2009) Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys on School Bus

SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...
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Funny story:  (2008) 41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

(2008) 41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 year old swimmer Dara Torres has been to every Olympics but 2004 since 1984. She just qualified again for the 2008 games in China and will probably swim in three different events (and should medal in at least two of them).
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Funny story:  (2010) Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

(2010) Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence. Since global warming theory requires the he...
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Funny story:  (2011) Casey Anthony Jurors Ask Judge if They Can 'Take it Back'

(2011) Casey Anthony Jurors Ask Judge if They Can 'Take it Back'

ORLANDO, FL - In yet another shocking twist for a case that has gripped the nation, the 12 jurors who voted to acquit Casey Anthony of all murder charges in the death of her daughter Caylee, appear to be more than just "sick to their stomachs", and h...
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Funny story:  (2008) New Saxophone hero game released

(2008) New Saxophone hero game released

In response to the overwhelming popularity of games like Guitar Hero, Sony released Saxophone Hero. This weekend saw lines stretching for miles at local electronics stores as the new game hit shelves.
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Funny story:  (2009) Miley Cyrus Will Make Cameo On "Wizards of Waverly Place"

(2009) Miley Cyrus Will Make Cameo On "Wizards of Waverly Place"

Miley Cyrus is set to appear on the forthcoming season of the series, Wizards of Waverly Place, which stars Selena Gomez, one of Cyrus' long-time rivals. Producers are currently discussing Miley's role with Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, who says h...
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Funny story:  (2004) Bush Nominates Satan

(2004) Bush Nominates Satan

In a surprise press conference today, President George W. Bush announced the nomination of Satan as his judicial nominee for the 4th District in North Carolina.
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Funny story:  (2007) "Suicide bummers" arrested

(2007) "Suicide bummers" arrested

Two "suicide bummers" have been arrested after they attempted an illegal act on board a US-bound flight shortly after departure from London Heathrow airport.
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Funny story:  (2007) Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

(2007) Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.
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Funny story:  (2010) Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

(2010) Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Things went horribly awry in Oberhausen, Germany when an order for ten octopi was filled by the local aquarium and shipped to Werner von Schottenstein's Clam Grill and Oyster Bar for the day's menu. Paul the Psychic Octopus appears to have been mista...
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Funny story:  (2010) Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

(2010) Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

In breaking news from UN Headquarters in New York; North-East piss artist and over-rated has been footballer Paul Gascoigne has been appointed Secretary General of the United Nations with immediate effect. Gazza, ebullient from his first foray int...
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Funny story:  (2009) Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid Of Dark Shadows

(2009) Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid Of Dark Shadows

Robert Pattinson, who recently startled fans by saying he may not go on with the Twilight series of movies because it would typecast him as "The Vampire Cullen" has been advised by someone who should know, actor Jonathon Frid. To those of you too...
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Funny story:  (2007) NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

(2007) NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

The New York Times announced today that it might mention Ron Paul in a story sometime before the end of 2007. Supporters of the candidate engaged in a blizzard of blogs, e-mails, and YouTube videos so intense that th...
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Funny story:  (2009) President Obama In Butt-Gait

(2009) President Obama In Butt-Gait

In Italy Friday, someone snapped US President Obama taking a quick look, checking out of a young lady's butt as she happened to pass by, climbing up some steps as he passed down them. In the photo, French President Nicolas Sarkozy was looking on i...
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Funny story:  (2010) Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

(2010) Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

A couple of Elvis Presley fans taking almost 200 photographs were astounded when they placed them on their computer. There were five different photographs of a white-looking Michael Jackson in the background! But why were they in pics at Graceland...
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Funny story:  (2004) George  Bush Brushes Off The NAACP

(2004) George Bush Brushes Off The NAACP

\=-President George W. Bush has admitted that he has a "practically nonexistent" relationship with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), citing as his reason that "Black Folks just seem to hate me" and has refused fo...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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