Spoof news snippets from October 2017
There have been 11 spoof news snippets published in October 2017. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
When Dreaming is not Dreaming or when it Is?
After falling asleep watching TV, a man woke up to find out he was dreaming that he had awoken from watching the news. There was nothing memorable about the news. He may have slept through it--or not.
When is a leg of lamb not?
The answer is when a lamb is born with five legs and one is amputated before somebody butcher's it! No mint required...
Trump to Return to Puerto Rico to Throw More Rolls of Paper Towels to the Crowd
"The towels did so well to help the suffering of Puerto Rico last time that we've brought more.
Trump Will Have Every Puerto Rican's Paychecks Garnished Until Hurriacae Maria Damage is Paid Off
...Even though the Federal Government hasn't actually done anything yet...
U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Denies Calling Trump a "Moron"
"What I actually said was that he was a FUCKING moron!" said Tillerson.
Strictly come dancing with the dead!
Madagascans do it, so why shouldn't the rest of the world! Fred Astaire would be tap dancing in his grave!
Vice-President Pence Leaves Colts vs. 49ers Game During Protests
He thought they were bowing to him, and when he found out they weren't, he got embarrassed and left.
Republicans Admit They Plan to Just Start Ignoring Trump and Let Pence Take Over as President
As long as Trump is allowed to watch TV, tweet, and golf he won't know the difference.
Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Bill O'Reilly to Form Club
It'll be a branch of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
Gun Rights Activist Dwayne LaPenis Shot While Giving a Speech to the Gun Lobby
Dies Minutes Later as Attending Physicians Offer Their "Thoughts and Prayers"
I hear the Republican Party appeared on a recent episode of The Apprentice as one of its guests and was promptly fired by its addled host.