There were 37 spoof news snippets published in April 2017. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Obama Joins Jedi Council

Barrack Obama is only the second African-American to be knighted by the Jedi Council after Samuel Jackson.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 01 April 2017
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Trump Pardons Bill Cosby

"All he did was grab some pussy and you can get elected President and do that!" explained Trump.

written by Al N., 02 April 2017
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Walmart fires thousands

Walmart laid off 307,000 associates but promises to relocate them. The company has hired United Airlines to re-accommodate them.

written by Gee Pee, 12 April 2017
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United Airlines CEO supports employees

After his employees demanded officials drag a customer from a plane so an employee could take his seat, the airline's CEO praised them. "They followed our standard operating procedure."

written by Gee Pee, 12 April 2017
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United Airlines Now Offers Both a Red-Eye Flight and a Black-Eye Flight

The friendly skies just ain't what they used to be!

written by Al N., 13 April 2017
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Prudent Diagnosis for Fox News's Judge Janine

To palliate the manic verbal eruptions spewing from Fox News's Judge Janine, she should reduce her testosterone ejections every Saturday from six to one, and cut back to only one cup of expresso.

written by Trinculoman, 01 April 2017
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U.S. Objects to Isis Calling Trump an "Idiot"

"Trump is an imbecile, not an idiot. Imbeciles are a little smarter." defended psychiatrists."

written by Al N., 05 April 2017
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Trump Calls Kim Jong-Un Hugely Fat, Crazy, and Stupid

War is inevitable as soon as the North Koreans get a missile that can hit Trump Tower.

written by Al N., 06 April 2017
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Dutch druggist chain adopt Hitler as their flagship logo!

Now we all knew the Dutch were slightly outrageous but now the druggist chain, Kruidfart, have proved to the world what we all knew; they're a bunch of pot-smoking nutters (Not Nazis!)

written by Jaggedone, 06 April 2017
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Indian monkeys much better parents than humans!

An Indian girl was discovered in a monkey family and it seems her habits are much better than children with human parents! No smartphones, no junk food, no tantrums; Monkey Business is much better!

written by Jaggedone, 08 April 2017
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Trump to Begin Picking All of His Advisers and Appointees from the Ranks of Fox News

Rumors that Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity will soon have gov't posts aren't exactly rumors...

written by Al N., 09 April 2017
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Bill Cosby Children's Books Found to Be Among Most Banned

The book they like least is the one where Li'l Bill spikes all the girls' Kool-Aid with Spanish Fly.

written by Al N., 11 April 2017
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Hillary ratings set new record

According to a recent Razmuzzen Poll, Hillary Clinton's popularity rating has plunged to a record low of -1,000 percent, which is "lower than whale shit."

written by Gee Pee, 11 April 2017
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Excuses, excuses, excuses, Arsene's excuses to be published!

Arsene Wenger is to publish a book about all of his perennial loser, historical excuses! The Crystal Palace slaughterhouse proved last night how right he is; always blame the others, never yourself!

written by Jaggedone, 11 April 2017
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Effects of infection seen in San Francisco couple

A just-married couple honeymooning in Hawaii were infected by a brain parasite, but still consider their experience "two weeks in paradise."

written by Gee Pee, 12 April 2017
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Donald and Melania Trump Forgot About Barron and He Was "Home Alone" During Christmas Vacation

The worst part was there was only around $102,000 in petty cash in the penthouse!

written by Al N., 13 April 2017
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Tesco Apologise For Booze Ad: 'Great Offers On Beer And Cider. Good Friday Just Got Better'

'We're now working on our Christmas campaign,' said a Tesco spokesman. 'What do you think of: It's Boozemas. Come to Tesco for mangers full of cheap hooch?'

written by Swan Morrison, 14 April 2017
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Celebs should never say never!

John Cleese is the latest celeb to eat his words after crawling back to the BeeB. He will play a gay Basil Fawlty who falls in love with Manuel and divorces Sybil; promises to be a bender!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2017
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Trump Offers to Fight Kim Jong-Un to Settle Conflict

"My proxy is ready to go-Vladimir Putin! So, Kimmy Boy, you aren't chicken are you?" tweeted Trump.

written by Al N., 15 April 2017
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White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Flushes Trump Administration

"Sometimes it's hard to tell the trash that people want to keep."

"Someone should have left us a note," said unnamed staff member.

written by pinkwalrus, 18 April 2017
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Giant iceberg causes meltdown among global drink companies!

A giant iceberg struck the coast of Canada causing a meltdown between global drink giants. Red Bull, Coca Cola, etc, tried but to buy it, but a Scotch whisky giant called it Titanic and won the race!

written by Jaggedone, 19 April 2017
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Jeremy Corbyn Welcomes Election

'He's had to say that he welcomes an election,' said someone living in the real world. 'I wonder if Theresa will force turkeys into saying they welcome Christmas.'

written by Swan Morrison, 19 April 2017
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Wonder drug comes too late for Jaggedone!

Scientists have developed a drug that stops neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia! Who the fuck is Jaggedone???

written by Jaggedone, 20 April 2017
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Bill O'Reilly and Bill Cosby to Form New Network

All women must sign non-disclosure agreements before working for them.

written by Al N., 21 April 2017
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Jaggedone just reached 1500 spoofs and he's still alive!

Lawsuits, terrorist threats on his life, Mark Lawton's editorial clap-trap cannot keep an old spoofer down! Jaggedone reached a milestone; 1500 spoofs and still bullshitting! Now where's my cheque?

written by Jaggedone, 25 April 2017
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Bill Cosby eager to clear his name

As he awaits trial on rape charges, has-been comedian Bill Cosby says he can't wait until he's acquitted so he can, uh, "perform" again.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Rapper Kodak Black may be imprisoned for real

For violating house arrest and visiting a strip club, rapper Kodak Black could face hard time in prison. "If I goes to jail, it be worth it," he said. "Them titties was sexy!"

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Uber to fly the unfriendly skies

Within three years, Uber intends to offer flying cars to serve as taxis or, for passengers who no longer want to be dragged down an airplane's aisles, as surrogates for United Airlines flights.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Elderely spoof writer becomes....A BARD!

Little drops of treason
Spread by tiny little hands
Can make a mighty nation
into another Soviet land

A profit + a Poet equals...a BARD!

I'm a Bard! I'm a Bard! I'm a Bard!

written by b kenneth mcgee, 05 April 2017
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President Bills Syrian Children For US Airstrikes

The Tweeter in chief explained: "We're not going to let these kids freeload and take advantage of our generosity anymore!"

written by XRhonda Speaks, 08 April 2017
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Barry Manilow: Gay Marriage Was For My Fans

After being outed as straight by his lover, porn actress Lanna Paloma, Manilow has admitted his marriage to his manager Garry Kief was a sham to dupe his fans.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 10 April 2017
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New United Airlines Slogans

"If seating is tight, there's gonna be a fight!" "Not enough seating, get ready for a beating!" "If you resist, you'll meet a fist!" "Don't comply, get a black eye!"

written by XRhonda Speaks, 11 April 2017
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Transylvania Airlines Announces Policy Change

"From now on, when flights are overbooked, we will no longer impale surplus passengers beside the airport tarmac," announced company president Vlad Teppish.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 22 April 2017
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The First Two Hundred Days

BREAKING NEWS: After No Major Legislative Wins, President Trump Signs an Executive Order Extending the First One Hundred Days to Two Hundred Days

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
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Feeling Old

I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
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Website harasses Coulter

A website, Jess's Belles, sexually harassed conservative pundit Anne Coulter, calling her a "blowhard," a euphemism for someone who performs oral sex.

written by Gee Pee, 27 April 2017
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Fly United

What a drag.

written by Mike Peril, 28 April 2017
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